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Posted 14 April 2014 - 02:04 AM

:cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  the Shutter Shades just complete everything


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 02:35 AM Edited by LancerG2, 14 April 2014 - 02:38 AM.

 


 

WAT U MEN NO RAISIN IS KUZ TREVUR BADASS!!111

 

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I f*cking died. But your missing a few things.

1. no doge or blunt in mouth.

2. no bullsh*t reasons for why "Johnny sux and trev da best"

3. No gold teeth.

4. needs more cannabis.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 02:50 AM

Actually I came up with a response to drunken cowboys initial image.

 

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 03:32 AM

speaking of trevor and johnny, imagine if johnny had a rampage mission.

 

*johnny walks down the street*

trevor fanboy #1: wait a minute... are you... johnny klebitz?

johnny: what? no! i'm uhh... bob johnson...

trevor fanboy #2: nice try johnny, but we know who you are asshole! our master Trevor demands that we take you out!

johnny: oh, give me a break. trevor is one dimensional with no depth anyway. all he ever does is run around in a dress killing people for no reaso--

trevor fanboy #1: shut the f*ck up! trevor is deeper than you will ever hope to be! and we are not accepting of different opinions!

trevor fanboy #2: you know johnny, we would love to please our master Trevor by delivering your corpse to him! *points AP pistol with extended clip at johnny*

*both trevor fanboys start laughing like pyschos*

*johnny punches trevor fanboy #2 in the stomach, and takes his pistol away*

trevor fanboy #1: oh sh*t!

johnny: *points gun at fanboys* things are about to get ugly!

*the two fanboys run away*

 

rampage music plays:

 

 

*army of trevor fanboys come after johnny*

*johnny kills dozens of them with AP pistol*

 

johnny's lines while massacring the fanboys:

 

"F*CK YOU AND F*CK YOUR GOD, TREVOR!"

"COME ON! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO KILL ME AND PLEASE YOUR MASTER?"

"UNLIKE YOUR GOD, I ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON FOR KILLING YOU PEOPLE IN A RAMPAGE!"

"F*CK OFF YOU FANBOYS!"

"JUST F*CKING DIE FANBOYS!"

"F*CK YOU FOR THINKING THAT SCENE WAS CONSISTENT WITH MY PERSONALITY!"

"IT SUCKS THAT CLAY AND TERRY AREN'T HERE. THEY ARE MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN!"

"I'LL F*CKING KILL ALL YOU FANBOY MORONS!"

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:22 AM

I don't know man, maybe he sold it to buy more drugs (don't tell me it's an impossible thought, just look at how he ended up in V) or maybe it was destroyed, but I'd like to think that my online character found it abandoned at the parking lot of Hookies, added the insurance and it's now his.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:32 AM

speaking of trevor and johnny, imagine if johnny had a rampage mission.

 

*johnny walks down the street*

trevor fanboy #1: wait a minute... are you... johnny klebitz?

johnny: what? no! i'm uhh... bob johnson...

trevor fanboy #2: nice try johnny, but we know who you are asshole! our master Trevor demands that we take you out!

johnny: oh, give me a break. trevor is one dimensional with no depth anyway. all he ever does is run around in a dress killing people for no reaso--

trevor fanboy #1: shut the f*ck up! trevor is deeper than you will ever hope to be! and we are not accepting of different opinions!

trevor fanboy #2: you know johnny, we would love to please our master Trevor by delivering your corpse to him! *points AP pistol with extended clip at johnny*

*both trevor fanboys start laughing like pyschos*

*johnny punches trevor fanboy #2 in the stomach, and takes his pistol away*

trevor fanboy #1: oh sh*t!

johnny: *points gun at fanboys* things are about to get ugly!

*the two fanboys run away*

 

rampage music plays:

 

 

*army of trevor fanboys come after johnny*

*johnny kills dozens of them with AP pistol*

 

johnny's lines while massacring the fanboys:

 

"F*CK YOU AND F*CK YOUR GOD, TREVOR!"

"COME ON! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO KILL ME AND PLEASE YOUR MASTER?"

"UNLIKE YOUR GOD, I ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON FOR KILLING YOU PEOPLE IN A RAMPAGE!"

"F*CK OFF YOU FANBOYS!"

"JUST F*CKING DIE FANBOYS!"

"F*CK YOU FOR THINKING THAT SCENE WAS CONSISTENT WITH MY PERSONALITY!"

"IT SUCKS THAT CLAY AND TERRY AREN'T HERE. THEY ARE MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN!"

"I'LL F*CKING KILL ALL YOU FANBOY MORONS!"

 

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:56 AM

Maybe the Hexer got impounded.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 07:26 PM

Naw man, AP pistol is a gay GTA V weapon. Johnny needs to go IV style with knife counters/executions, pump shotguns and AK-47s! Even Micro Uzis!

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Posted 15 April 2014 - 07:06 AM

Naw man, AP pistol is a gay GTA V weapon. Johnny needs to go IV style with knife counters/executions, pump shotguns and AK-47s! Even Micro Uzis!

 

I think the Combat pistol and regular pump action shotgun suit him fine.


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Posted 15 April 2014 - 01:54 PM

 

Naw man, AP pistol is a gay GTA V weapon. Johnny needs to go IV style with knife counters/executions, pump shotguns and AK-47s! Even Micro Uzis!

 

I think the Combat pistol and regular pump action shotgun suit him fine.

 

I think that that Trevor Fanboy should pull out an Assault Shotgun :p Anyway, who hates Trevor for the Hipster Rampage? XD


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Posted 16 April 2014 - 12:24 PM

Trevor's Bodhi slammed Johnny's Hexer to the ground and stomped him on the skull.

 

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 05:56 PM

speaking of trevor and johnny, imagine if johnny had a rampage mission.
 
*johnny walks down the street*
trevor fanboy #1: wait a minute... are you... johnny klebitz?
johnny: what? no! i'm uhh... bob johnson...
trevor fanboy #2: nice try johnny, but we know who you are asshole! our master Trevor demands that we take you out!
johnny: oh, give me a break. trevor is one dimensional with no depth anyway. all he ever does is run around in a dress killing people for no reaso--
trevor fanboy #1: shut the f*ck up! trevor is deeper than you will ever hope to be! and we are not accepting of different opinions!
trevor fanboy #2: you know johnny, we would love to please our master Trevor by delivering your corpse to him! *points AP pistol with extended clip at johnny*
*both trevor fanboys start laughing like pyschos*
*johnny punches trevor fanboy #2 in the stomach, and takes his pistol away*
trevor fanboy #1: oh sh*t!
johnny: *points gun at fanboys* things are about to get ugly!
*the two fanboys run away*
 
rampage music plays:
 

 
*army of trevor fanboys come after johnny*
*johnny kills dozens of them with AP pistol*
 
johnny's lines while massacring the fanboys:
 
"F*CK YOU AND F*CK YOUR GOD, TREVOR!"
"COME ON! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO KILL ME AND PLEASE YOUR MASTER?"
"UNLIKE YOUR GOD, I ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON FOR KILLING YOU PEOPLE IN A RAMPAGE!"
"F*CK OFF YOU FANBOYS!"
"JUST F*CKING DIE FANBOYS!"
"F*CK YOU FOR THINKING THAT SCENE WAS CONSISTENT WITH MY PERSONALITY!"
"IT SUCKS THAT CLAY AND TERRY AREN'T HERE. THEY ARE MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN!"
"I'LL F*CKING KILL ALL YOU FANBOY MORONS!"

Im a Trevor fanboy but i think that this would be an awesome rampage :D.

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#43

Posted 03 May 2014 - 06:35 PM

Johnny probably shipped it to Blaine County then it got destroyed in the midst of a drug war.


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Posted 04 May 2014 - 01:22 AM

No matter how methed out Johnny got, I doubt he would have sold his pride and joy. Hell, did you see how pissed he was when that bitch blew it up in Shifting Weight?

I really hope they add in more choppers in the future DLCs. I'm really pissed that all Rockstar wants to appeal to more of the swaggy fan base and only add super cars and sports bikes. What about those who love to play as a f*cking redneck?

 

Not defending V (cuz no) but rockstar usually choose the vehicles that match the setting or mood of the game. GTA V was all about money shallow crap so they focused on high end stuff. 


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 09:56 PM

anyone  who Claims R* have bad Writers simply Because a Character got Killed off or Because his bike did not make an  Appearance  is a f*cking Idiot to Say the Least.


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 09:31 PM

I always had my own theory for this. I think that Johnny realised he needed to get out of Liberty City to put the past behind him. So he took Terry and Clay (I think those were the guys who survived at the end I don't remember) and decided to ride their Hexers over to Blaine County, away from Liberty City. Ashley probably ended up borrowing some money from a loan-shark (since Johnny refused to give her the $40 at the end of the story) and couldn't pay it back. So she asked Johnny for a ride to San Andreas to get away from the loan-sharks and he agreed but told her to stay away from him after they got there. I think that when they were riding over there he realised he still loved her and they ended up in an on/off relationship for the next five years. Since she probably got him addicted to meth like her I think that he sold his Hexer for drug money.
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Posted 17 May 2014 - 12:29 PM

I don't think he sold his Hexer... He was president, and everyone below him had Hexers in V.. I don't know how he arrived at Trevors trailer though. I think he probably took a taxi. Or maybe he hiked there from a nearby establishment. Or maybe it makes no sense and doesn't matter.


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Posted 27 May 2014 - 02:49 AM

I don't think he sold his Hexer... He was president, and everyone below him had Hexers in V.. I don't know how he arrived at Trevors trailer though. I think he probably took a taxi. Or maybe he hiked there from a nearby establishment. Or maybe it makes no sense and doesn't matter.

 

Johnny sold his bike so he can walk all over the state because walking is a good source of exercise. Hell, that's how he lost all that weight - he walked those calories away!

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:29 PM

 

I don't think he sold his Hexer... He was president, and everyone below him had Hexers in V.. I don't know how he arrived at Trevors trailer though. I think he probably took a taxi. Or maybe he hiked there from a nearby establishment. Or maybe it makes no sense and doesn't matter.

 

Johnny sold his bike so he can walk all over the state because walking is a good source of exercise. Hell, that's how he lost all that weight - he walked those calories away!

 

He used to jog around Middle Park with Bernie Crane after the events of TLAD.

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 01:54 PM

 

 

I don't think he sold his Hexer... He was president, and everyone below him had Hexers in V.. I don't know how he arrived at Trevors trailer though. I think he probably took a taxi. Or maybe he hiked there from a nearby establishment. Or maybe it makes no sense and doesn't matter.

 

Johnny sold his bike so he can walk all over the state because walking is a good source of exercise. Hell, that's how he lost all that weight - he walked those calories away!

 

He used to jog around Middle Park with Bernie Crane after the events of TLAD.

 

Didn't he bug his car beforehand though?


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Posted 28 May 2014 - 05:30 PM

 

 

 

I don't think he sold his Hexer... He was president, and everyone below him had Hexers in V.. I don't know how he arrived at Trevors trailer though. I think he probably took a taxi. Or maybe he hiked there from a nearby establishment. Or maybe it makes no sense and doesn't matter.

 

Johnny sold his bike so he can walk all over the state because walking is a good source of exercise. Hell, that's how he lost all that weight - he walked those calories away!

 

He used to jog around Middle Park with Bernie Crane after the events of TLAD.

 

Didn't he bug his car beforehand though?

 

His boyfriend's car. But he doesn't have to know that :devil:


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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:00 PM

His boyfriend's car. But he doesn't have to know that :devil:

So that explains everything. Thanks for clearing it out for me :santa: :lol:


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Posted 04 June 2014 - 10:41 AM Edited by uncredited, 04 June 2014 - 10:44 AM.

I always love when I hear Johnny shouting: "f*ck you! f*ck you! f*ck you!" Hahahaha
That is a real shame they let himself fall pathetically. The guy is completely different from IV when Trevor-- in IV, Johnny would have killed Trevor, no doubt.




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