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Posted 03 April 2014 - 04:47 AM

People have said it on the forum several times before, but it's still as true as ever.  You see a white dot (or red dot) cruising the street with a "2" in the dot, and you know it's trouble.  :bored:

 

I sometimes forget in freeroam that I am not alone - finish a gang attack or sell a car, just have time to look up and start to bank my cash, and then WHOOSH! Along comes two assholes in one car, out of the blue, and if you are incredibly lucky, you don't get shot, sticky-bombed and run over simultaneously in the first pass, and you make it to cover.  Then you have a fighting chance, as they back up toward you in their rear bulletproof chrome Entity, shooting continuously.  :angry:

 

Maybe they screw up a bit and get a little sideways, or they miss you and scream by, and then in that split second, you unload your AP pistol into their windshield, breaking and re-acquiring aim, so you can get both of the f*cking assholes, and get a tiny bit of GTA0 revenge.  :^:

 

Happened to me again just now, for about the 50th time, so I thought I would warn people.  Two assholes, one car.  Be alert. 

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 04:54 AM

I wasn't expecting a story when i saw the thread title :sigh:

on-topic its freeroam. assholes everywhere.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 04:54 AM Edited by J_Villasenor, 03 April 2014 - 04:56 AM.

Sounds like something... hmmmm?

The thread title is misleading.

 

jk jk

 

But seriously though... I've seen 2 players in 1 Entity XF, and they had an appointment by Mr. Sticky Bomb.


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 05:02 AM

I rpg any car that has a bullet proof rear that even hints that it's started a turn to back up towards me. And I can have my way with them once they are on foot but usually only 1 more kill before passive mode, that's when they become the road kill muhuhahahahaha
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 05:03 AM

I prefer two guys in one car as I can see them coming in, take cover, take one of them out or both if lucky enough.
When I don't expect them or I can't get in cover and they get me, oh man, I swear a bit, I call my car, I go after them, take my Buzzard if they use stickies. I'll go until they can't take a step on the street.


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 05:04 AM

My level 2 character was violently killed for the first time when 3 players pinned him in the corner with Radius while unloading AP pistol into him. To top it off the driver threw a grenade and killed everyone suicide bomber style.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 05:09 AM

I target people who have 2-3-4 on the dot... its quite fun, and really easy. You know they are up to no good usually. 


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 05:30 AM

Love the thread title. I've come across some lately. Killed two earlier and in fact, I'm still feeling the satisfaction.
It was dramatic, I was on my way to sell a Baller and these two chased me. I let them get ahead about a block. Got out and surgically sniped the driver watched the car swerve into a building and pulled out the trusty RPG and blew the passenger sky high as he scrambled in the vehicle they were in, no bad sport since they were in a stolen vehicle. Sweet.
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 05:45 AM

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 05:53 AM

Agree that more than one in a car is up to no good. That's actually the only time I become one of those a-holes looking for victims, when I'm riding with others.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 06:11 AM

GTAO is nothing but death and players trash talking each other until one rage quits.

I pulled out my garage the other day and immediately got shot at. He didnt kill me because he sucks at shooting, I killed him twice. Once with my ap pistol in my car and then ran him over.

Needless to say he left the lobby and I went on about my business. I don't get why killing other players is necessary when you don't provoke them and just minding your own business.

Then another time it was just me and a random (again minding my own business). I had a cargobob and was carrying my car to the top of maze bank too drive it off for fun.

This jerk flew his heli over mine, destroys my back blades and I go down in flames.

Seriously its patheic how you don't have to do anything and get killed regardless.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 06:50 AM

I just finished playing and this happened but I also got the best of them like mentioned above. And was chased on a Faggio. Lol. Took them into an alley as they were shooting me I kept swerving and taking corners. Jumped off and used RPG In just enough distance I didn't blow myself up. Heard all the awe man.... Blah blah. Left them walking.

Funny thing is I tried the faggio based on a thread here. Actually is FUN . You explore and see more. Drive up and down stair cases and through small areas. I feel like I am getting to know map better and the wheelies and jumps are hilarious. Easy to get off and works good with passive mode.
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 06:52 AM

I rpg any car that has a bullet proof rear that even hints that it's started a turn to back up towards me. And I can have my way with them once they are on foot but usually only 1 more kill before passive mode, that's when they become the road kill muhuhahahahaha

 

Lol i had a tank run me over 20 times and he was a dodgy player since i was being killed in passive mode and i reported him for griefing. Bang. Right into Badsport. Haha 


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 06:54 AM

every time i try the gate glitch in a crowded lobby, some asshole shows up with his friend to shoot me

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:06 AM Edited by DBrasco, 03 April 2014 - 07:09 AM.

I sometimes forget in the ocean that I am not alone - finish a deep swim, just have time to swim ashore and start to swim back to the beach, and then WHOOSH! Along comes a White Shark out of the blue, and if you are incredibly lucky, you don't get bitten in half.

 

Similar situation.


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:08 AM

I wasn't expecting a story when i saw the thread title :sigh:
on-topic its freeroam. assholes everywhere.


mmmm, assholes...

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:10 AM Edited by Mamilo1, 03 April 2014 - 07:12 AM.

Simeons car is a magnet for partners in crime. When I see simeons car/bike all alone in one spot being ignored, I allways take it for fun. Its incredible how as soon as I grab it, it becomes a punk magnet. Today as soon as I took the car from the golf course, I saw in the map that a car with two punks was coming. I parked, went off radar, put a sticky bomb and hid close by. They arrived in a turismo and one got out. Took out the driver with rifle and blew up the sticky bomb. That f*cker flew from the blast. Then I put a sticky on the turismo and took off. Seconds later I blew the turismo and killed them both again. :)
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:11 AM

i remember when some nerds in a mesa started targeting me for no reason, literally planning a roadtrip from all the way across the map just to mess with me

 

unlucky for them i was in a tank, having a shootout with the police

 

f*ck them and their jeep, i didn't pay a cent after blowing them up.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:52 AM

Always funny hearing story's about how they actually conquer some of these assholes before they rage quit or go passive...
you sure you are not talking about yourselfs?

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 07:57 AM

It's free roam people do it just for the fun of it.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:01 AM

Not always, many times I see friendly people and we drove together 3-4 from free room ( I mean not friends just random people from free room)

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:07 AM Edited by Aero Dynamo, 03 April 2014 - 08:08 AM.

You Dont Say?

 

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In OP's Words, "Two Assholes, One Car"

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:09 AM

4 assholes in a helicopter, 1 me in a plane.............I win.  :lol:

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:51 AM


 

Maybe they screw up a bit and get a little sideways, or they miss you and scream by, and then in that split second, you unload your AP pistol into their windshield, breaking and re-acquiring aim, so you can get both of the f*cking assholes, and get a tiny bit of GTA0 revenge.  :^:

 

Happened to me again just now, for about the 50th time, so I thought I would warn people.  Two assholes, one car.  Be alert. 

 

 

Pffft.. you've been up against amateurs it seems..

 

Heaven help you if I drive by with a fully loaded Roosevelt and two people hanging on the sides with machine guns...

 

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:54 AM

My method for dealing with those guys is to drop some sticky bombs then run away they assume your fleaing but in reality its tactical retreat as they follow .....Kaboooom thats all she wrote!

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:04 AM

Agree that more than one in a car is up to no good. That's actually the only time I become one of those a-holes looking for victims, when I'm riding with others.

 

am i the only person who gives friends a lift out of a sticky situation, or back to their apartment,

 

you see me in a car with someone else, theres a 99% chance i wont even go near another player


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:24 AM

Love the thread title. I've come across some lately. Killed two earlier and in fact, I'm still feeling the satisfaction.
It was dramatic, I was on my way to sell a Baller and these two chased me. I let them get ahead about a block. Got out and surgically sniped the driver watched the car swerve into a building and pulled out the trusty RPG and blew the passenger sky high as he scrambled in the vehicle they were in, no bad sport since they were in a stolen vehicle. Sweet.

i bet they were raging,lmao

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:28 AM

 

I rpg any car that has a bullet proof rear that even hints that it's started a turn to back up towards me. And I can have my way with them once they are on foot but usually only 1 more kill before passive mode, that's when they become the road kill muhuhahahahaha

 

Lol i had a tank run me over 20 times and he was a dodgy player since i was being killed in passive mode and i reported him for griefing. Bang. Right into Badsport. Haha 

 

u can still kill passive mode players by running them over


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:37 AM

 

Lol i had a tank run me over 20 times and he was a dodgy player since i was being killed in passive mode and i reported him for griefing. Bang. Right into Badsport. Haha 

u can still kill passive mode players by running them over

Run over, eviscerate with chopper blades, smash with chopper (Bob), drown with fire house, blow up.......

 

I've easily killed over a hundred pacifists in the last 6 weeks I'm still a clean player no worry about BS


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 09:38 AM

Rpg the c*nts,nuff said




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