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Mosin Nagant 91/30
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#1

Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:23 AM Edited by Mosin Nagant 91/30, 03 April 2014 - 03:25 AM.

So I stand by my statement that Ft. Zancudo is overpowered as f*ck and getting a jet is impossible by yourself. Rank 154 and I've yet to be able to do it without several other people distracting the godmode AI. Bring on the forum warriors who've "never died getting a jet lol"

"U suck op its a militurrry instulashin wat do u expecttt???"

Yeah? What happened in Fort Hood, Texas just a few HOURS ago...

The US military DOES NOT patrol bases with f*cking tanks and missiles and trucks full of armed men. The MPs roll around in police cars and are armed with M9s.

But f*ck all that. I'm not getting into that sh*t again. Fort Zancudo is unrealistically overpowered and absolutely no fun at all. The goddamn Lazer needs to be available from Pegasus.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:25 AM

I agree that it needs to be in pegasus, I disagree that it's hard to get in, for me it's a guaranteed jet lol
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:25 AM

it's too easy

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:26 AM

No, children should earn their toys.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:27 AM Edited by ZeusMowat_278, 03 April 2014 - 03:27 AM.

In short: you suck at getting a jet, OP. It takes practice.
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:27 AM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 03 April 2014 - 04:25 AM.

Learn 2 GTAO.

 

Also, why did you make a new thread stating that you still agree with your own thread you posted just two days ago? Did you really have to come back and tell us that nothing's changed? How about this: we'll all just assume things are the same until you tell us otherwise, okay? That'll save you having to make a new thread every other day about the exact same issue you (and only you) are experiencing.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:28 AM

I'll agree on itshould be a pegasis vehicle, but it is really easy to get solo...
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:28 AM

There's nothing wrong with FZ. It's good as it is since only the skilled ones will get their precious jet instead of your average squeaker

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:28 AM

i looked forward to owning a jet in GTAO when i saw them in the trailers

 

didn't look forward to tedious long drives just to get one...

 

as for stealing them, it's a hit or miss thing


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:29 AM Edited by I3AZZAI2, 03 April 2014 - 03:31 AM.

Still haven't been able to get one lol. Came close twice but both ended in me hitting something on my ascent. It really ain't that hard though. If anything be nice for a couple minutes and get somebody to go with you. Randoms love going to Zancudo.


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:30 AM

It's honestly not too hard. You have two options: 1) jump in with a car 2) fly in with a helicopter.

 

For option 1, you need to either use the hill to the right to get in past the gate, or use one of the hills on the mountain next to the fort. After this, you need to find a jet that isn't really being swarmed by the red dots. Shoot any enemies and get in. Fly up and avoid the missiles and you've got your jet. It's that simple.

 

For option 2, it's even easier. Just hover over to any jet and take it. Follow the steps in option 1 for the rest. :)


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:34 AM

I used to be able to go in, parachuting, grab a jet, call Lester when I've cleared the fence and have myself a perfect jet with no cops in less than a minute. I can still manage but a few nights ago I died like 10 times with 6 tanks after me, they were all waiting by the jump near the mountain (one you jump over the fence using the mountain face). It just has the worst spawning is all. They don't come from a hangar of tanks or a depot of trucks, no, they just spawn around the corner.

If they could fix this, it would be okay with me to die because it would give me X amount of time to steal a jet.


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:34 AM Edited by Mosin Nagant 91/30, 03 April 2014 - 03:35 AM.

Blah blah blah. I hear the same sh*t from everyone. I get an instant 4 star. Doesn't matter if I parachute, drive, fly, or use a f*cking active camo device from Halo. By the time my character jumps on the fuselage of the jet I'm surrounded by troops and dead.

The sh*t is rediculously overpowered and unrealistic. Either take the tank AWAY from pegasus or ADD the jet...

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:37 AM Edited by 2281, 03 April 2014 - 03:42 AM.

Get a decently fast car and follow this path:

 

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Star = Lazer

Red Path = Car

Green Path = Lazer

Black = Fence (take advantage of the natural terrain in front of it which acts as a ramp)

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:39 AM

would you like me to record a video showing everyone how to steal a jet without problem? cause i can do that

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:39 AM

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#17

Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:39 AM Edited by Jolly SWAGman, 03 April 2014 - 05:52 AM.

Not this sh*t again. This is were the OP yells at us all and call us liars just because they are too f*cking incompetent to be able to steal the jet. Your last thread was locked for a reason. I think it had something to do with your cheerful disposition.
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:41 AM

You're a little upset...

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:42 AM Edited by SFBryan18, 03 April 2014 - 04:03 AM.

Get a decently fast car and follow this path:

 

No. That spot will have tanks near by. This video explains the best way.

OP is a scrub. Stealing the jets are really easy.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:43 AM

Yeah? What happened in Fort Hood, Texas just a few HOURS ago...

You're trying to use other people horror to boost your claim?

 

You need to go on some meds

 

once again it wasn't a civilian it was a military personnel who got the gun inside the base he didn't sneak in..

 

So that argument is mute

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:44 AM

im definitely making a video now lol


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:45 AM Edited by 2281, 03 April 2014 - 03:46 AM.

 

Get a decently fast car and follow this path:

 

No. That spot will have tanks near by. This video explain the best way.

[video]

OP is a scrub. Stealing the jets are really easy.

 

Strangely I have never encountered a tank using the North Approach.

 

For me getting the jet is easy but getting out can be tricky (if they shoot missiles that is).


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:47 AM

While it is easy enough to get a Lazer I find sometimes you fall into a pattern of unlucky tank spawns. (I'm talking 5+ tanks in front of the hangars)

What sh*ts me is when I fly/drive into that open hanger which appears to be all clear, no tanks in sight only red dots around the sides of the building but as soon as I drive in and turn my back on the door BOOM tank spawns right behind me.  Not to mention quite often they don't even spawn.

 

9 times out of 10 you can't get one that hasn't taken a few rounds. It is also a long way to Fort Zancudo. For these reasons I would prefer having my own delivered.


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:48 AM

VIDEO GAMES ARE REAL LIFE!!

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:49 AM

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Yeah? What happened in Fort Hood, Texas just a few HOURS ago...

I don't know. Is it newsworthy outside the USA?

The US military DOES NOT patrol bases with f*cking tanks and missiles and trucks full of armed men. The MPs roll around in police cars and are armed with M9s.

Perhaps they should? You know, what with "what happened in Fort Hood"...
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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:49 AM

I haven't played online in a while so the AI has probably changed, but it's an equal challange of some times suceeding, sometimes failing. I land a buzzard right next to the jet. Kill any military near by. Get in hoping not to get shot by a tank. Fly right up in the air, and if I hear a rocket come near, nose dive suddonely to let the missile fly over. Do this enough to no longer hear the missiles.
Sometimes they hit, sometimes they dont, and sometimes they never actually shoot. Helps if you have a high rank and a helicopter with firepower.


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:50 AM

Then stop going and stop b*tching on here.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:50 AM

VIDEO GAMES ARE REAL LIFE!!

Don't argue with the man..

 

He's in the army y'kno?

 

So he knows everything about the military in the game and IRL

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:51 AM Edited by Killzone3265, 03 April 2014 - 03:53 AM.

i made a video and im uploading it right now

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit: god dammit my mic cut out like 5 seconds in and i dont feel like recording again lol


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#30

Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:52 AM

I hate to tell you that its easy, who am i kidding its easy, just avoid the tanks & dodge the rocket when you manage to get in the jet





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