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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:12 PM

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-26793127

 

I have to warn all our British members about their impending eternal damnation.  You have mocked the will of God, turning your back on him and then laughing at His most sacred institution. We tried to warn you that letting the heathens marry will result in plague and famine in the UK, but you mocked us like you mocked God. 

 

I implore you, overturn this law before you and your children suffer. 

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:16 PM

Congrats you guys! Welcome to civilization!
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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:16 PM

Christ, I thought someone refused to have tea. You had me worried there for a second.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:18 PM Edited by Nipperkins, 31 March 2014 - 03:19 PM.

Congrats you guys! Welcome to civilization!

If be civilization you mean this...

 

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:21 PM

Is that what England is like when it's actually warm and sunny for a change? Looks fun, sign me up.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:24 PM

Actually, since man has reduced war, famine, and plague this is the only way God can reduce the population to proper levels, again.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:27 PM

And just think, not 50 years ago the UK was forcing homosexuals to be chemically castrated. What progress!


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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:29 PM

Actually, since man has reduced war, famine, and plague this is the only way God can reduce the population to proper levels, again.

Isn't that why we've got wars? Well that and to steal natural resources.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 04:16 PM

After reading the thread title I thought this was going to be some story about the abolition of the Scottish independence referendum this year. 


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Posted 31 March 2014 - 04:20 PM

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Welsh still not happy.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 04:24 PM

Not into all the gay pride stuff really, but I sure am proud of the UK for passing this and having such a simple freedom available to people that doesn't bring gender and sexuality into the equation. It feels silly even saying that I can only legally get married from now.

 

Also, from that BBC article...what the hell, is this the most punch-worthy face ever? Not even going to bother watching it.

 

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 05:21 AM

I sense and hope Nipperkins is being sarcastic. The official church of the country cannot do them but has dropped their opposition to same-sex marriage which I am honestly surprised by.

 

The fact that even the right wing, well most of them if I remember the HoC vote correctly, supported this too is pleasantly surprising. (yes I am not counting UKIP or BNP etc cos they don't have seats in UK parliament and therefore their opinions mean nothing) It is also indicative of how far we have come socially as a nation, to bring in what Moonshield said in 50 years.

 

Also Australia ran into a bump in he road regarding this but it will happen, their bump in the road was to do with an old law hdden smewhere, and I think the same-sex marriage law being passed here might overturn or supercede that because Australia is still a British colony.

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:29 AM

This is just the final nail in the coffin of the UK's moral decline. Gays, casual sex, abortion. God won't be pleased. I'm foreseeing floods. Floods of Pakis that is.

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:32 AM

This is just the final nail in the coffin of the UK's moral decline. Gays, casual sex, abortion. God won't be pleased. I'm foreseeing floods. Floods of Pakis that is.

Already too f*ckin' late bruv. Sharia law innit. Sick of becoming a white minority in our country.


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:33 AM

Man!  And I used to think the UK was horrible.  Good to know it still is.

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:34 AM

 

This is just the final nail in the coffin of the UK's moral decline. Gays, casual sex, abortion. God won't be pleased. I'm foreseeing floods. Floods of Pakis that is.

Already too f*ckin' late bruv. Sharia law innit. Sick of becoming a white minority in our country.

 

I heard they wanna stone you to death for havin' a pint at the football. Are they 'avin a giggle?

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:45 AM

 

This is just the final nail in the coffin of the UK's moral decline. Gays, casual sex, abortion. God won't be pleased. I'm foreseeing floods. Floods of Pakis that is.

Already too f*ckin' late bruv. Sharia law innit. Sick of becoming a white minority in our country.

 

Yeah man, tell me about it. A homosexual friend of mine recently just emigrated to Iran where his life-long dream of finally being able to practice his sexually without threat of potential fatal repercussions was welcomed by the masses.


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:12 AM

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 11:08 AM

Ironic. Perhaps you should study your little link there a little further, given the typical nature of your previous, initial post in this thread.

 

Maybe my satirical reply to your sarcastic post went straight over your head, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I was merely trying to suggest that the UK is much more tolerant of one's sexuality/religion/etc than some others.


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 03:46 PM

OP is a joke bre


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 03:54 PM Edited by Nipperkins, 01 April 2014 - 04:29 PM.

You think this is a joke? Do you think the legions of Hell salting your fields, burning your house, and raping your wife is a joke? You may laugh about it now, but when Beelzebub and Mephistopheles are tag teaming your girl friend, you won't be thinking it's funny. 


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 03:56 PM

Nobody in the general populace gives a f*ck whether these non-heterosexuals can marry or not, only the backwards religious people and the gay pride attention seekers do.

 

 

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 04:26 PM



Nobody in the general populace gives a f*ck whether these non-heterosexuals can marry or not, only the backwards religious people and the gay pride attention seekers do.

 

 

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This actually happened in a lot of suburbs. The 90's were both a wonderful and horrible time, and I was there. Oh the stories I could tell you, Jimmy.

 

Now if you'll excuse me, London is calling and I simply must go get my gay on!

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 05:35 PM

Nobody in the general populace gives a f*ck whether these non-heterosexuals can marry or not, only the backwards religious people and the gay pride attention seekers do.

A lot of people care deeply about this issue, not just "gay pride attention seekers" (what a an offensively dismissive characterisation). It's probably the biggest civil rights issue of our time, in case you haven't noticed. 

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 05:46 PM Edited by Mr Scratch, 01 April 2014 - 05:47 PM.

 

Nobody in the general populace gives a f*ck whether these non-heterosexuals can marry or not, only the backwards religious people and the gay pride attention seekers do.

A lot of people care deeply about this issue, not just "gay pride attention seekers" (what a an offensively dismissive characterisation). It's probably the biggest civil rights issue of our time, in case you haven't noticed. 

 

Oh yeah, because f*ck child soldiers, starving people, poverty and the invasion of countries for their natural resources. F*ck all that noise, gay marriage and secondary smoke are the only truly important issues these days.

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 05:53 PM

 

 

Nobody in the general populace gives a f*ck whether these non-heterosexuals can marry or not, only the backwards religious people and the gay pride attention seekers do.

A lot of people care deeply about this issue, not just "gay pride attention seekers" (what a an offensively dismissive characterisation). It's probably the biggest civil rights issue of our time, in case you haven't noticed. 

 

Oh yeah, because f*ck child soldiers, starving people, poverty and the invasion of countries for their natural resources. F*ck all that noise, gay marriage and secondary smoke are the only truly important issues these days.

 

None of those are civil rights issues. 


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 05:56 PM

 

 

Nobody in the general populace gives a f*ck whether these non-heterosexuals can marry or not, only the backwards religious people and the gay pride attention seekers do.

A lot of people care deeply about this issue, not just "gay pride attention seekers" (what a an offensively dismissive characterisation). It's probably the biggest civil rights issue of our time, in case you haven't noticed. 

 

Oh yeah, because f*ck child soldiers, starving people, poverty and the invasion of countries for their natural resources. F*ck all that noise, gay marriage and secondary smoke are the only truly important issues these days.

 

Agreed. There is terrible sh*t going on in the world and our lawmakers are wasting time squabbling over something trivial like gay marriage. Just legalize it across the board and get back to the real issues for Christs sake. 


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 06:02 PM

 

 

 

Nobody in the general populace gives a f*ck whether these non-heterosexuals can marry or not, only the backwards religious people and the gay pride attention seekers do.

A lot of people care deeply about this issue, not just "gay pride attention seekers" (what a an offensively dismissive characterisation). It's probably the biggest civil rights issue of our time, in case you haven't noticed. 

 

Oh yeah, because f*ck child soldiers, starving people, poverty and the invasion of countries for their natural resources. F*ck all that noise, gay marriage and secondary smoke are the only truly important issues these days.

 

None of those are civil rights issues. 

 

I'd say poverty is as much of a civil rights issue as it is a socio-economic one, I was talking about gay rights being seen as more important than other problems that we're currently facing. 

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 06:10 PM Edited by Melchior, 01 April 2014 - 06:12 PM.

I'd say poverty is as much of a civil rights issue as it is a socio-economic one, I was talking about gay rights being seen as more important than other problems that we're currently facing. 

It's a social issue, not a civil rights issue. 

 

That said, I doubt I'd be willing to concede that gay rights is measurably less important than poverty (especially if we're talking about poverty in the strictest definition). Society ruthlessly marginalising and inflicting immense psychological harm on people based on nothing but their sexual preference isn't objectively less important than financial deprivation and I don't know why you're so eager to suggest that it is. It's a silly and pointless comparison to make.

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 06:12 PM

 

 

 

Nobody in the general populace gives a f*ck whether these non-heterosexuals can marry or not, only the backwards religious people and the gay pride attention seekers do.

A lot of people care deeply about this issue, not just "gay pride attention seekers" (what a an offensively dismissive characterisation). It's probably the biggest civil rights issue of our time, in case you haven't noticed. 

 

Oh yeah, because f*ck child soldiers, starving people, poverty and the invasion of countries for their natural resources. F*ck all that noise, gay marriage and secondary smoke are the only truly important issues these days.

 

None of those are civil rights issues. 

 

This, plus...

 

Child soldiers?

 

Where in the civilized world are children soldiers? I assume you are referring to Africa. How are we supposed to regulate two thirds of a continent comprised of would be governments and militia groups?

 

Starvation sucks, there are many ways aid is provided to needy countries both from national governments as well as private sector charity. We can't single handedly solve everyone's food issue.

 

Poverty sucks, see starvation above.

 

As for invading countries and taking their resources... rather done directly or indirectly that's always been the way the game has been played isn't it?

 

 

I agree gay marriage isn't as important as the issues you bring up, but it is easily solved and it is a basic right. Treating these people as equals is an important step towards the world seeing more of its citizenry as equals and largely equates to the civil rights struggle African Americans fought through in 1960's. Albeit in recent times this fight has been much less bloody. People are still murdered in my country just based on the fact that they like their penis to go where Jesus said it shouldn't. It may seem like something simple and trivial to quickly move past, but it isn't, if it were it wouldn't take this long to see progress.





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