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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:06 PM

I've been playing GTA Online for quite a while now and there is a lot of things I see regularly that piss me off so here they are:

 

 

Everything wrong the people who play GTA: Online.

 

  1. People who refuse to vote for next maps, ready up before matches and vote 'Like' or 'Dislike' for a map; inevitably making the rest of the lobby wait another 20+ seconds. (Chance of encountering: 87%)
  2. People who think it's funny to go around repeatedly blowing peoples cars up with sticky bombs, tanks and jets. (Chance of encountering: 40%)
  3. People with ridiculously sh*tty mics who kindly allow all others players to hear their conversations with their families or the sound from their TV. (Chance of encountering: 50%)
  4. People who wait outside the customs shop or your garage to kill you. (Chance of encountering: 20%)
  5. People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people. (Chance of encountering: 33%)
  6. People who take jets in games but have no idea how to fly or control them. (Chance of encountering: 10%)
  7. People who create sh*tty maps. (Chance of encountering: 70%)

 

 

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:08 PM

Nothing but the facts above OP
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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:10 PM

That about covers it, good job OP. Would read again.
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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:10 PM

yeah-well-thats-just-like-your-opinion-m

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:10 PM Edited by Odesza, 29 March 2014 - 05:10 PM.

People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people.

 

It's actually so f*cking annoying when that happens in DMs.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:10 PM

i've guilty of #5. :lol:

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:16 PM Edited by Lance_Vance89, 29 March 2014 - 05:16 PM.

8. People who hosts matches and doesn't know how to host (close the matchmaking and open it again to reset the countdown so i'm not in a 16 player deathmatch with 2 players on one team and 3 on the other) (Chance of encountering: 10%)


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:17 PM

9. People who start one on one races instead of waiting for people to join, and then leave after they f*ck up the first turn.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:19 PM Edited by colagamerXD, 29 March 2014 - 05:19 PM.

10. People

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:19 PM

People who won't give a damn about your whining.

(Chance of encountering- 99.99%)
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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:20 PM

I've been playing GTA Online for quite a while now and there is a lot of things I see regularly that piss me off so here they are:

 

 

Everything wrong the people who play GTA: Online.

 

  1. People who refuse to vote for next maps, ready up before matches and vote 'Like' or 'Dislike' for a map; inevitably making the rest of the lobby wait another 20+ seconds. (Chance of encountering: 87%)
  2. People who think it's funny to go around repeatedly blowing peoples cars up with sticky bombs, tanks and jets. (Chance of encountering: 40%)
  3. People with ridiculously sh*tty mics who kindly allow all others players to hear their conversations with their families or the sound from their TV. (Chance of encountering: 50%)
  4. People who wait outside the customs shop or your garage to kill you. (Chance of encountering: 20%)
  5. People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people. (Chance of encountering: 33%)
  6. People who take jets in games but have no idea how to fly or control them. (Chance of encountering: 10%)
  7. People who create sh*tty maps. (Chance of encountering: 70%)

 

 

1. ehm true that?

2. umad?

3. allow chat -> friends&crew or none

4. udefinitelymad

5. yeah well, you can always join another one.

6. How does that effect you?

7. 99% is more accurate.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:25 PM

 


  1. People who create sh*tty maps. (Chance of encountering: 70%)

 

 


7. 99% is more accurate.

 

But I like my maps, lol,

and my mom says they're the handsomest maps she's seen.....


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:29 PM

9. People who start one on one races instead of waiting for people to join, and then leave after they f*ck up the first turn.


You get a like for Dead Mike. Again... Lol
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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:30 PM

People who won't give a damn about your whining.

(Chance of encountering- 99.99%)

Although six people above you do give a damn, need to work on them percentages man.

 

 

I've been playing GTA Online for quite a while now and there is a lot of things I see regularly that piss me off so here they are:

 

 

Everything wrong the people who play GTA: Online.

 

  1. People who refuse to vote for next maps, ready up before matches and vote 'Like' or 'Dislike' for a map; inevitably making the rest of the lobby wait another 20+ seconds. (Chance of encountering: 87%)
  2. People who think it's funny to go around repeatedly blowing peoples cars up with sticky bombs, tanks and jets. (Chance of encountering: 40%)
  3. People with ridiculously sh*tty mics who kindly allow all others players to hear their conversations with their families or the sound from their TV. (Chance of encountering: 50%)
  4. People who wait outside the customs shop or your garage to kill you. (Chance of encountering: 20%)
  5. People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people. (Chance of encountering: 33%)
  6. People who take jets in games but have no idea how to fly or control them. (Chance of encountering: 10%)
  7. People who create sh*tty maps. (Chance of encountering: 70%)

 

 

1. ehm true that?

2. umad?

3. allow chat -> friends&crew or none

4. udefinitelymad

5. yeah well, you can always join another one.

6. How does that effect you?

7. 99% is more accurate.

 

1. -

2. Obviously?

2. I'd rather not as there are actually some decent people. (Too much hassle anway, heh.)

3. Obviously?...

4.  After leaving and getting a bad sport, no thanks bud.

6. Because most maps with jets are team games?

7. True.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:32 PM

I just hate how nobody can work together. Everybodys gotta be the guy to shoot and drive and blow sh*t up. I played coveted the other day and this asshole rushes down the the copter just to crash it like hes never driven one before. It's like damn we all got similar interests here and it aint a f*cken contest.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:32 PM

 

I've been playing GTA Online for quite a while now and there is a lot of things I see regularly that piss me off so here they are:

 

 

Everything wrong the people who play GTA: Online.

 

  1. People who refuse to vote for next maps, ready up before matches and vote 'Like' or 'Dislike' for a map; inevitably making the rest of the lobby wait another 20+ seconds. (Chance of encountering: 87%)
  2. People who think it's funny to go around repeatedly blowing peoples cars up with sticky bombs, tanks and jets. (Chance of encountering: 40%)
  3. People with ridiculously sh*tty mics who kindly allow all others players to hear their conversations with their families or the sound from their TV. (Chance of encountering: 50%)
  4. People who wait outside the customs shop or your garage to kill you. (Chance of encountering: 20%)
  5. People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people. (Chance of encountering: 33%)
  6. People who take jets in games but have no idea how to fly or control them. (Chance of encountering: 10%)
  7. People who create sh*tty maps. (Chance of encountering: 70%)

 

 

1. ehm true that?

2. umad?

3. allow chat -> friends&crew or none

4. udefinitelymad

5. yeah well, you can always join another one.

6. How does that effect you?

7. 99% is more accurate.

 

5. Yeah, well, some of us actually wants to play the f*cking game instead of watching loading screens half the playing time.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:39 PM

 

People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people.

 

It's actually so f*cking annoying when that happens in DMs.

 

 

What's annoying is when you wait for the match to fill up and people start leaving because it hasn't started right away.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:41 PM Edited by I3AZZAI2, 29 March 2014 - 05:45 PM.

All true, but I'd put different percentages for the chances of encountering.

2. 65% chance

3. 30%

I always leave before 5 happens, but I'm not a dick that leaves lobbys after being in a relatively empty one for a minute

6. 40% (The last time I did titan of a job, I jacked the plane from the other player and botched the landing ^^. I felt bad though)

 

Also I'm always doing something else during lobby time, so I am a huge offender of #1 and I give not one whole f*ck.


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:51 PM

 

 

People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people.

 

It's actually so f*cking annoying when that happens in DMs.

 

 

What's annoying is when you wait for the match to fill up and people start leaving because it hasn't started right away.

 

i know the feeling, when i host a mission or job i usually hit the play when i get the minimum number of players.


I've been playing GTA Online for quite a while now and there is a lot of things I see regularly that piss me off so here they are:

 

 

Everything wrong the people who play GTA: Online.

 

  1. People who refuse to vote for next maps, ready up before matches and vote 'Like' or 'Dislike' for a map; inevitably making the rest of the lobby wait another 20+ seconds. (Chance of encountering: 87%)
  2. People who think it's funny to go around repeatedly blowing peoples cars up with sticky bombs, tanks and jets. (Chance of encountering: 40%)
  3. People with ridiculously sh*tty mics who kindly allow all others players to hear their conversations with their families or the sound from their TV. (Chance of encountering: 50%)
  4. People who wait outside the customs shop or your garage to kill you. (Chance of encountering: 20%)
  5. People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people. (Chance of encountering: 33%)
  6. People who take jets in games but have no idea how to fly or control them. (Chance of encountering: 10%)
  7. People who create sh*tty maps. (Chance of encountering: 70%)

 

 

with number 1 i usually vote for next map or go back to free roam.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:52 PM

 

 

 

People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people.

 

It's actually so f*cking annoying when that happens in DMs.

 

 

What's annoying is when you wait for the match to fill up and people start leaving because it hasn't started right away.

 

i know the feeling, when i host a mission or job i usually hit the play when i get the minimum number of players.

 

Then you should learn to host. Always host after you have been in a free roam with at least 10 players, spam the invite last session, crew and skilled matched player buttons, cancel and press auto.invite button if nobody is joining for a long time and close and open the matchmaking to reset the countdown.


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:57 PM

I hate how people in missions have to prove that they're independent and that they can do everything by themselves. If I offer someone a ride, they just HAVE to walk half a mile to get to their own car. I then proceed to go to the destination and arrive 2 minutes before them. It's an online game... teamwork should be involved.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:59 PM

 

People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people. (Chance of encountering: 33%)

 

 

 

And how exactly are you otherwise suppose to host a match then? You don't have your friends/crew online 24/7 to accompany you on every job which is why you must take your chance with randoms. The problem is, people have little patience. Every time someone hosts something, you see someone join and then immediately leave. If each of those people waited 3 minutes, the game would have already been full. 


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 06:03 PM

I'd say there's a 98% chance we'll see another crybaby thread or 2 before the sun goes down today.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 06:05 PM

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 06:07 PM

I just hate how nobody can work together. Everybodys gotta be the guy to shoot and drive and blow sh*t up. I played coveted the other day and this asshole rushes down the the copter just to crash it like hes never driven one before. It's like damn we all got similar interests here and it aint a f*cken contest.

 

This.  It's part of the reason why I roll solo in missions.  In survivals I grab the best defendable spots for when they inevitably die.  If the kick system for mission hosts actually worked the problem would lessen.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 06:12 PM

^^^^Too many Chiefs, not enough Indians, that's why any sort of co-op play for the most part goes to sh*t. Solo is the only way to fly in missions.


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 07:35 PM

 

 

 

 

People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people.

 

It's actually so f*cking annoying when that happens in DMs.

 

 

What's annoying is when you wait for the match to fill up and people start leaving because it hasn't started right away.

 

i know the feeling, when i host a mission or job i usually hit the play when i get the minimum number of players.

 

Then you should learn to host. Always host after you have been in a free roam with at least 10 players, spam the invite last session, crew and skilled matched player buttons, cancel and press auto.invite button if nobody is joining for a long time and close and open the matchmaking to reset the countdown.

 

 

I've been hosting matches since Online launch (kinda know what I'm doing), but regardless of that fact people will still leave the session if it doesn't start within 15 seconds of them joining. I can usually get 10 people to join in a 16 player match, but I think I've only had a full one once.


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 08:03 PM Edited by 8up local, 29 March 2014 - 08:04 PM.

11. those people who only want to PvP when i don't, but then can't be bothered to enter a DM if i ask them if they really want to fight.  :blink:


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 08:42 PM


People who won't give a damn about your whining.

(Chance of encountering- 99.99%)

Although six people above you do give a damn, need to work on them percentages man.
 

 


I've been playing GTA Online for quite a while now and there is a lot of things I see regularly that piss me off so here they are:
 
 
Everything wrong the people who play GTA: Online.
 

  • People who refuse to vote for next maps, ready up before matches and vote 'Like' or 'Dislike' for a map; inevitably making the rest of the lobby wait another 20+ seconds. (Chance of encountering: 87%)
  • People who think it's funny to go around repeatedly blowing peoples cars up with sticky bombs, tanks and jets. (Chance of encountering: 40%)
  • People with ridiculously sh*tty mics who kindly allow all others players to hear their conversations with their families or the sound from their TV. (Chance of encountering: 50%)
  • People who wait outside the customs shop or your garage to kill you. (Chance of encountering: 20%)
  • People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people. (Chance of encountering: 33%)
  • People who take jets in games but have no idea how to fly or control them. (Chance of encountering: 10%)
  • People who create sh*tty maps. (Chance of encountering: 70%)
 
 
1. ehm true that?
2. umad?
3. allow chat -> friends&crew or none
4. udefinitelymad
5. yeah well, you can always join another one.
6. How does that effect you?
7. 99% is more accurate.
 
1. -
2. Obviously?
2. I'd rather not as there are actually some decent people. (Too much hassle anway, heh.)
3. Obviously?...
4.  After leaving and getting a bad sport, no thanks bud.
6. Because most maps with jets are team games?
7. True.


I highly doubt that 6 people represent more that .01% of the GTAONLINE population. So yeah

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 09:47 PM Edited by Foleydelphia, 29 March 2014 - 09:48 PM.

I've been playing GTA Online for quite a while now and there is a lot of things I see regularly that piss me off so here they are:

 

 

Everything wrong the people who play GTA: Online.

 

  1. People who refuse to vote for next maps, ready up before matches and vote 'Like' or 'Dislike' for a map; inevitably making the rest of the lobby wait another 20+ seconds. (Chance of encountering: 87%)
  2. People who think it's funny to go around repeatedly blowing peoples cars up with sticky bombs, tanks and jets. (Chance of encountering: 40%)
  3. People with ridiculously sh*tty mics who kindly allow all others players to hear their conversations with their families or the sound from their TV. (Chance of encountering: 50%)
  4. People who wait outside the customs shop or your garage to kill you. (Chance of encountering: 20%)
  5. People who start games with 3 people in the lobby on a map for 16 people. (Chance of encountering: 33%)
  6. People who take jets in games but have no idea how to fly or control them. (Chance of encountering: 10%)
  7. People who create sh*tty maps. (Chance of encountering: 70%)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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