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#1

Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:21 AM

So I'm riding around on my Sanchez in a free roam lobby,

when I spot on the map somebody close-by is robbing a store.

 

I head on over and notice, no PV in front

so I wait outside for the fella to leave the store and honk for him to get on

 

he does and I drive off and lose the cops

then I tell him to set a marker on his garage for me to drop him off

 

When we get there, he gets off, I honk at him and drive off…

 

all of the sudden, I'm getting friend requests, messages, in-game texts

 

I ignore them and continue on my way.

I stop to use the phone to buy some new BMX bikes and deposit some money

 

much to my surprise, when I get off the phone, there he is

honking at me.

 

I blow him a kiss, get back on my Sanchez and drive off.

this dude kept following me, sending me texts, honking at me

asking me to accept his request.

 

Needless to say, I switched sessions

 

 

 

Has this ever happened to anyone before?

a massive e-crush you can't seem to shake? 

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:23 AM Edited by DerpCat, 24 March 2014 - 04:54 AM.

 

 

I blow him a kiss, get back on my Sanchez and drive off.

Op is a c.ock tease

 

Also the guy in the story just seemed to want a friend to do missions with and rob stores. Not flirting with your duck face.

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:23 AM

All. Of. The. Time.

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:23 AM

Why won't you love me back?
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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:27 AM

One game I was playing with 3 dudes I suspect we're under 15. I get xbox messages about my characters ass if I'm really a girl will you be my gta gf will you be my friends gta gf, 8 invites 3 voice msgs 5 friend requests.. Blocked all 3 never again.

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:27 AM

It does happen all the time but its better than getting chased by an insane clown posse crew. Yeezus

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:29 AM

A dude rescued me last night on a jet ski - the cops gave up so was waiting for him to return to shore but this happy clapper just kept on trucking to the distant ocean.

 

Went for a pee and came back and he's still heading to the edge of the map.

 

Took 3 sticky bombs to blow us up.

Fun times but no, I won't accept your one on one deathmatch.

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:29 AM

i get friend requests just for letting people into my car, like wtf lol

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:29 AM

Today I received a Friend Request from someone I didn't know, so I declined. Over the course of the day I received 7 Friend Requests from the same person, on my final decline I had to block him. 

 

I asked him who he is on request number 2 yet he didn't reply. 

 

Don't even get me started when I do livestreams with CVG... By all that is unholy why the hell would so many random people attempt to add me, I'm not even the host!


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:32 AM

One game I was playing with 3 dudes I suspect we're under 15. I get xbox messages about my characters ass if I'm really a girl will you be my gta gf will you be my friends gta gf, 8 invites 3 voice msgs 5 friend requests.. Blocked all 3 never again.

Horny 12 year olds.

That+picture+makes+it+look++++_470ff6a81

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:34 AM Edited by SecludedMemory, 24 March 2014 - 04:34 AM.

It just comes with the territory - if you're nice to people they're going to want to play with you again, especially in a game where it's almost always assholes who attack without provocation. When I was playing daily I would get at least a few friend requests a night. It didn't take long to realize I should have made a new PSN account strictly for GTA.  

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:34 AM

 

 

 

 

Also the guy in the story just seemed ot want a friend to do missions with and rob stores. Not flirting with your duck face.

 

 

No, he wasn't trying to get into my pixel pants, I know that

he was most likely excited to see someone who wasn't out to kill him

he just couldn't get the hint that I wanted him to leave me alone

 

I don't like pairing up with anyone on free roam

I like to do some cool sh*t with someone, or help someone out and keep it moving.

 

 

i get friend requests just for letting people into my car, like wtf lol

 

 Sometimes I'll join a session and be friend requested before I even leave my apartment

 

 

 

I was once sent a dick pick ( 8===D ) over the in-game text

it was pretty funny


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:34 AM

I blame OP profile pic.


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:35 AM

I get like 5 friend friend requests a day with silly messages like (R U a boy or gurl) but using a female character in FM has it's advantages, most people will rarely KOS when they approach you
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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:35 AM

lastnight i got a message from someone in my session asking if i speaked spanish, and when i replied no he sent me multiple friend requests and more messages in spanish 

 

i dont understand people lol

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:36 AM

I was playing my female avatar (as a way of dealing with my repressed gender/ sexuality issues obviously ;)). I went to have a feed so I put myself behind cover on a balcony in passive mode and went on my way. I come back and there was a random standing next to me behind the cover not moving. As soon as I start moving again old mate springs to life and starts following me. I get receive a friend request (delete). Then he starts thrusting at me and blowing air kisses. I turned passive mode off and gently caressed him to death with my fist. . He spawn again and ran up to me blowing kisses. I repaid his love with a tender blast to the face with my shot gun. I then get a squeaky voice mail message äsking  why i killed him. In my deep voice I sent one back asking if they wanted to be my boyfriend. I didnt get any more messages unfortunately so it looks like that we were never truly meant to be. 

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:39 AM

I think that he is surprised that he found a nice person who wont kill him on GTA.

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:40 AM

Like I said. Horny kids. So awkward when you're on a bus or in a cinema and you hear a group of kids saying. I really wanna touch samantha's pussy. No way dude she's mine. f*ck you my dick is HUUGE it's almost 3 and a half inches!!

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:40 AM

 

 

 

I blow him a kiss, get back on my Sanchez and drive off.

Op is a c.ock tease

 

Also the guy in the story just seemed ot want a friend to do missions with and rob stores. Not flirting with your duck face.

 

you sir are a true f*cking legend ^^^^^^ that was priceless spat my drink everywhere :(


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:42 AM

All the damn time. The majority of times I hitch a ride with randoms, or we don't kill each other, it's always "r u a girl" or "Heyy gurrll you lookin hella fine" or I get a Friend Request.

 

50% Of Kids and black guys hit on my character/follow me and jerk, air thrust, etc.. and the other 50% Shoot me and call me a bitch.

 

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:44 AM

whyis.jpg

 

went off on a random doodle spree for a second

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:46 AM

whyis.jpg

 

went off on a random doodle spree for a second

That pic messed up  when you posted killzone


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:48 AM

So the name you give your character does it ever actually appear in game or just your gamer tag.

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:48 AM

I get friend request all the time when i find a player who is not all ready to kill everyone they see. I think its refreshing to meet new friends like that. Would rather play with someone watching my back than lone wolfing everywhere


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:49 AM

 

 

went off on a random doodle spree for a second

That pic messed up  when you posted killzone

 

wot


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:56 AM



 



 



 

went off on a random doodle spree for a second

That pic messed up  when you posted killzone

 

wot

 

I mean I see this on my screen:

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:57 AM

ohhhhhh

 

well heres the pics link if it doesnt show up for you soon

 

http://s23.postimg.o...oksve/whyis.jpg

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 05:00 AM Edited by VersaceVersace, 24 March 2014 - 05:01 AM.

edit: never mind, saw link


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 05:12 AM

Yeah I just recently made a female character to my second slot and its funny. Now dudes want to give me rides and be my white knight its so different playing with a female avatar normally they would shoot me straight when playing as male :cry:


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 05:29 AM

-random story-.... This was shorty after completing breaking bad.... i was rolling around in blaine county where a dude in a Rv comes flying around the corner with 100's of cops into him. almost hitting me he turns off to the side and flies into a river. getting out the cops were swarming him. i had to help... rolled over and honked, he got in... 5 stars.. BOOM time to go...

 

dunno reminded me of this instance... 

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