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AlmightySo
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#91

Posted 22 July 2014 - 05:47 AM

Well, they aren't wrong.


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#92

Posted 22 August 2014 - 01:19 AM

I just heard a good one. Trevor called a cop an idiot and he goes, "Do you know who you're speaking to? I'm a lawyer in the court and a thug on the street!"


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#93

Posted 22 August 2014 - 02:58 PM

I miss the GTA IV LCPD humor. "Guess whose gonna get shot in the face?" was my favorite cause i would always come out of cover and shoot them right in the face. :cool:

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#94

Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:10 PM

It's funny when you're going so fast, that the operator will then immediately say how fast you're going.


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#95

Posted 24 August 2014 - 04:50 PM

It's funny when you're going so fast, that the operator will then immediately say how fast you're going.

But the speed is not accurate, also sometimes it doesn't even say the actual car you're driving.


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#96

Posted 24 August 2014 - 08:24 PM Edited by Cutter De Blanc, 24 August 2014 - 08:25 PM.

Stupid bitch gets the new Coquette right. 

 

I just the other day noticed she doesn't say your car's color if it's gold. Would it have been so tough to make her say "metallic yellow?" She can say metallic, and she can say yellow.... I don't get it. :whuh:  


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#97

Posted 24 August 2014 - 08:27 PM

"We have a, uhh, 5 on 5. Suspect last seen doing 90, in a... umm... dark sedan."


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#98

Posted 24 August 2014 - 08:36 PM

As I said long ago, I'm at least glad they're putting unused sound clips to use as completely new vehicles are being added.

Can't wait for go-karts.


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#99

Posted 4 weeks ago

She still doesn't say the names of the new cars on PS4, nor does she say the car's color if it's gold. Would it have been too much trouble to bring her back into the recording studio to say a few words like, "Dukes, Zentorno and Gold?"

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#100

Posted 4 weeks ago

She still doesn't say the names of the new cars on PS4, nor does she say the car's color if it's gold. Would it have been too much trouble to bring her back into the recording studio to say a few words like, "Dukes, Zentorno and Gold?"

Not even the Dukes? Kinda sucky since the audio clip exists in the game files.

http://tcrf.net/inde...:Gta5_Dukes.ogg

I hope I'll be able to assign it on PC at least.

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#101

Posted 4 weeks ago

Nope. Driving a gold Dukes: "Suspect last seen in a... Imponte Muscle Car"

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#102

Posted 4 weeks ago

 

She still doesn't say the names of the new cars on PS4, nor does she say the car's color if it's gold. Would it have been too much trouble to bring her back into the recording studio to say a few words like, "Dukes, Zentorno and Gold?"

Not even the Dukes? Kinda sucky since the audio clip exists in the game files.

http://tcrf.net/inde...:Gta5_Dukes.ogg

I hope I'll be able to assign it on PC at least.

 

Really? Wow, that is a very poor show from Rockstar.

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#103

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by CrawloradoJeeper, 2 weeks ago.


Too bad it's not even a bit funny. 

 
True, true. I've put the word 'Joke' in


inverted commas.....



Inverted commas? you mean quotation marks? .....

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#104

Posted 2 weeks ago


Not to mention, the cops in this game are lame. They are about as funny as a Pontiac Aztec is beautiful. They're not fat and lazy like the LCPD but they definitely need a sense of humor because they bored me to the point of wanting to mute them.

How did we go from "I'm that badass nigga yo' mamma warned you 'bout" to talking about dull, menial things and repetitious, generic cop phrases from something like a G-rated cartoon?

Cops are not supposed to be funny. The cops of GTA behave like cops, using specific lingo.

 

And they are badasses, no other police force has homing bullets for their pistols and no other police force shoots someone in the back for getting hit by their police cruiser at a crosswalk.


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#105

Posted 2 weeks ago

I don't mind the extra level of immersion this adds, they included so many little customizations like this across the whole game I'm surprised people don't appreciate it more.

 

I bet the voice actor for the dispatch chick is hot. :cP


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Posted 2 weeks ago

Not to mention, the cops in this game are lame. They are about as funny as a Pontiac Aztec is beautiful. They're not fat and lazy like the LCPD but they definitely need a sense of humor because they bored me to the point of wanting to mute them.
How did we go from "I'm that badass nigga yo' mamma warned you 'bout" to talking about dull, menial things and repetitious, generic cop phrases from something like a G-rated cartoon?

Cops are not supposed to be funny.
You must me new to GTA.
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#107

Posted A week ago

 

 

Not to mention, the cops in this game are lame. They are about as funny as a Pontiac Aztec is beautiful. They're not fat and lazy like the LCPD but they definitely need a sense of humor because they bored me to the point of wanting to mute them.
How did we go from "I'm that badass nigga yo' mamma warned you 'bout" to talking about dull, menial things and repetitious, generic cop phrases from something like a G-rated cartoon?

Cops are not supposed to be funny.
You must me new to GTA.
Spoiler

 

You must just have discovered the GTA series and now think you know everything:

Spoiler


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#108

Posted A week ago

 

 

 

Not to mention, the cops in this game are lame. They are about as funny as a Pontiac Aztec is beautiful. They're not fat and lazy like the LCPD but they definitely need a sense of humor because they bored me to the point of wanting to mute them.
How did we go from "I'm that badass nigga yo' mamma warned you 'bout" to talking about dull, menial things and repetitious, generic cop phrases from something like a G-rated cartoon?

Cops are not supposed to be funny.
You must me new to GTA.
Spoiler

 

You must just have discovered the GTA series and now think you know everything:

Spoiler

 

Well somebody must've thrown a brick at your sweet ass or something to give you brain damage because if you think the cops aren't supposed to be funny, then you DON'T know GTA.


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#109

Posted A week ago

 

 

 

 

 

Well somebody must've thrown a brick at your sweet ass or something to give you brain damage because if you think the cops aren't supposed to be funny, then you DON'T know GTA.

 

 

The police in this game do have funny lines, but the problem is that they rarely play and that is a shame. 

 

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#110

Posted A week ago

 

 

 

 

Not to mention, the cops in this game are lame. They are about as funny as a Pontiac Aztec is beautiful. They're not fat and lazy like the LCPD but they definitely need a sense of humor because they bored me to the point of wanting to mute them.
How did we go from "I'm that badass nigga yo' mamma warned you 'bout" to talking about dull, menial things and repetitious, generic cop phrases from something like a G-rated cartoon?

Cops are not supposed to be funny.
You must me new to GTA.
Spoiler

 

You must just have discovered the GTA series and now think you know everything:

Spoiler

 

Well somebody must've thrown a brick at your sweet ass or something to give you brain damage because if you think the cops aren't supposed to be funny, then you DON'T know GTA.

 

You think my ass is sweet? *aaaawww*

 

I meant cops in general.





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