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CrazyDog150
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#31

Posted 16 March 2014 - 04:33 PM Edited by CrazyDog150, 16 March 2014 - 04:36 PM.

Even the "NPC Chopper Pilots" in FR seem to be programmed to ram you.

Was chasing down a Titan in my Buzzard and that f*cker rammed me,causing me to explode...

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#32

Posted 16 March 2014 - 04:35 PM

NPC drivers not paying attention and swerving into my lane, and me.

 

I've seen some of them with their iFruits out, so they must have been using EyeFind to look at images of Wanes' smurf nipples or something.

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 04:42 PM Edited by A Maned Wolf, 16 March 2014 - 04:50 PM.

-The f*cking Mini, holy sh*t why do have the mass of a f*cking building.

-Lets pull U-turns on the f*cking interstate, nothing wrong with that.

-That one car that flies out their driveway into my car and has the nerve to call me a bastard.

-Super speed box truck... nuff said.

-The FIB Granger with police AI

-Again, that damn Mini

-And the people going pace-car on the interstate forcing me to crash into you and flip my car.

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#34

Posted 16 March 2014 - 04:49 PM

When my Rolls Royce gets knocked off the road by a Futo.


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#35

Posted 16 March 2014 - 04:52 PM

one time while on the commute a truck stopped right in the middle of the intersection.  we all got MOLESTED!!

 

ALSO ONCE THIS FELTZER TURN RIGHT, THEN QUICKLY DECIDED TO TURN THE OTHER WAY

When I'm simply passing a car fast and he decides to swerve into my lane. All

The

Damn

Time

AND THIS


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 07:31 AM

When the AI going 200 mph can hit a U-Turn with ease. I said it once, and I'll say it again.

WHOEVER CODED THE AI IN THIS GAME WAS LAZY. TERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR HOW STUPID THEY ARE.
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#37

Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:11 AM

I was crossing the street during a red light, the car decided to f*ck the red light and drive right into me knocking me 3 feet across the road. Then stopping to give me the middle finger, cal my char a "f*ck head" and then driving into me again and again until I slowly died from being unable to get up.

 

OR even worse, when you are driving and crash into a car, the car doesnt stop but instead slams on the gas and trys to push your car backwords, while yelling at you. Idiots, just bloody stop....agh


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#38

Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:43 AM

Went solo to buy a new car as you all know or smart enough, solo is the safe way to do so because you want to go to LSC and get all mods without being blown up or bothered by other players etc, etc.

 

So anyway... Im on solo and my new entity arrived in my garage.

So i drive it out and on the way to customs nearly every NPC if not all were ramming into me, shouting out the usual garbage that they say and then one starts shooting at me? WTF! So i shoot back at the jackass to not only defend myself but protect my new car which cost my a lot of gta$$$$ and what happens now?

I get an instant 3 star wanted level??????? FFS!!! .... So now im really pissed and crawled out of this mass car pile up around me and dragged my ass to LSC and i mean drag because my new car was F*CKED UP real good and i just made it into LSC. Just!


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#39

Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:47 AM

6 minutes onward


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 09:30 AM

6 minutes onward

 

 

:dozing:  :yawn:  :zZz: 


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#41

Posted 17 March 2014 - 09:52 AM

I took a taxi ride in SP once, he drove into an alleyway and just stopped, I tried everything but he wouldn't move.

 

 

 

 

 

 

plot twist; Micheal's a hooker, not his wife.

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 03:42 PM

this dumbsh*t is my worst 

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and he always seems to make a cut 

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at least we got rid of one of them


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 03:50 PM

Firing a sniper rifle in Sandy Shores, one of the meth lab gang members that appears there drove towards me at about 60 mph...didn't move out of the road in time.....SPLAT.

 

Then he proceeded to shoot my dead and respawning body a few times......just to make sure I was dead I guess. :lol:


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 04:06 PM

That damn annoying sideways car driving glitch that makes me rage esp when i got bikers and vans on my ass.

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 04:16 PM

Taxi driver that got hit by train.  First cab ride Online, didn't know you couldn't skip the trip.  Get into cab and another play started shooting at the cab driver panics and breaks through warning barrier just as the train comes through.  Couldn't get out of taxi fast enough, wouldn't have mattered if I did.  Taxi explodes or get run over by train.  I hope that player got credit for the kill cause it was cool.


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Posted 18 March 2014 - 07:59 AM

last night i was driving my upgraded sandking swb back from a mission and i stopped at a 24/7 store to buy snacks, and a lady npc driver was behind me cussing me out, so i threw my truck in reverse (twice) and i put my big tires on her car killing her! :lol: :devil:


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Posted 18 March 2014 - 09:19 AM

anyone?


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#48

Posted 18 March 2014 - 06:07 PM

bump????


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Posted 18 March 2014 - 06:10 PM

y bump dis


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#50

Posted 19 March 2014 - 05:27 AM

 

Rockstar was lazy.. 


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#51

Posted 19 March 2014 - 01:49 PM

just grinding rumble rooftop while on my way . triggering a gunfight after i've stopped with 2 enemies coming out from the SUV & near me , traffic gone aggresive like a bull and hit me . still im survive due extraordinary durability and manage to get up in time & kill the guys from the SUV then immediately go to madrazo


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#52

Posted 19 March 2014 - 02:09 PM

Dropped back into SP and watched Jimmy ride his bike straight into the side of the tailgater :lol:


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#53

Posted 02 February 2016 - 10:10 AM

i'm reviving this old thread.

today after leaving my richards majestic apartment in my turismo i noticed a npc driver that kept slamming her car into the wall across the street from my apartment.

she kept backing up and slamming back into the wall over and over! :lol:

 

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Posted 02 February 2016 - 11:09 AM

Driving my freshly modded Banshee home from Benny's. There's traffic on my side of the street, so I get into the empty oncoming lane to go around. One of the two NPC cars that I'm attempting to pass does a 90 degree turn in front of me so that I t-bone him right in the door. This wasn't an intersection or anything. This f*cking NPC crossed two lanes to park in front of me sideways... -.-

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#55

Posted 02 February 2016 - 01:15 PM

EVERY SINGLE DAY WHEN I DRIVE AN NPC RAMS INTO ME HEAD-ON AND JUST KEEPS DRIVING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED PUSHING ME BACKWARD WITH THE FORCE OF THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!!!!1

 

I sticky bomb them out of rage all the time..


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#56

Posted 02 February 2016 - 01:29 PM

NPC randomly decides to make a u-turn... from the right lane...right before the finish line/ final checkpoint...in a race I was about to win. 

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#57

Posted 02 February 2016 - 02:36 PM

an npc car randomly swerved and hit me when I was playing as Franklin just driving and he flew out of the windshield in front on a store where 2 guys stomped on him and killed him

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#58

Posted 02 February 2016 - 02:51 PM

Some douche and I were playing cops and we pulled off to the side of the Great Ocean Highway. Next thing I know, some f*ck going 80 mph rams into me swerving all over the place.

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#59

Posted 02 February 2016 - 04:56 PM

I was riding my Bagger when an NPC driver turned into my lane from the opposite direction and hit me head on.Worst of all,he did it for no reason.


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#60

Posted 02 February 2016 - 05:12 PM

Every day I get a bad experience with those assholes.
That is the reason why I drive my Insurgent a lot, road rage in that thing feels very satisfieng




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