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#61

Posted 12 April 2014 - 07:31 AM

All of those rednecks sayings in sandy shores

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 07:36 AM

One of the Lost in Satellite Communications:

 

"For f*ck's sake, Pamela's down!  He's hurt!"


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#63

Posted 12 April 2014 - 08:01 AM

In Sandy Survivial someone says something like, 'looks like someone had too much incest last night', which always makes me laugh.  The one half of a cell phone conversation you can hear just walking around can be funny, but I can't remember any off the top of my head.


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#64

Posted 12 April 2014 - 08:20 AM

what's going on, brotha?

you're my dude, right?

 

damn, these ones are driving me crazy.


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#65

Posted 12 April 2014 - 08:40 AM

"I like turtles." LOL

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 08:50 AM

I was mid mission and I was going down a road at, way to fast speed but still dodging traffic, and narrowly missed a car that a moment later, a lag spike hit which popped be back into the intersection and made me hit the car that i dodged the first time, and nail it at full speed only to have my car explode.

 

I immediately scream "This is Bullsh!t."

 

and I heard a nearby pedestrian yell out "That was bullsh!t" just before I respawn.

 

and I was like "Yeah, what he said."

 

-AE


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#67

Posted 12 April 2014 - 10:11 AM

Walked past a guy last night and it wasn't what he said but the fact that he sounded exactly like Bobcat Goldthwaite (Police Academy movies), cracked me right up.


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#68

Posted 12 April 2014 - 11:35 AM

For some reason the police are fond of saying suck my feet.

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 11:47 AM

Walked past a guy last night and it wasn't what he said but the fact that he sounded exactly like Bobcat Goldthwaite (Police Academy movies), cracked me right up.

 

For a long time there's been refrences to Police Academy movies, one of the old police radio messages on GTA 1 I think was straight from the film, something about a secure from bromwell


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 01:12 PM

"THAT sh*t CRAY!!!"

 

Random black ped walking pass the parking lot just as I began firing in RR. Laughed so hard I got killed...


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:01 PM

Love the cops who just yell "SURRENDER NOOOOOOWWWWWW" right before you absolutely blast them full of bullets. 

 

Other day my friend and I were f*cking around shooting pigs, I had respawned after being killed, just in time to watch him just a few feet away from me hop into a car to drive away, suddenly an FIB SWAT guy casually strolls up to him as he's hotwiring the car... 1 shotgun blast to my friends face and the SWAT guy just goes "We're done here..." and casually walks away!  It was priceless!


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:17 PM

Was listening to the rock radio and happened to shoot some npc and the news dude said good morning right as I shot him

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:35 PM

A guy with an eastern accent always says "YOU f*ckING sh*t!!"

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:43 PM

"IM GUNNA KILL YA!!!" - LSPD Officer


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:45 PM

Whilst walking down the street - yes, literally strolling - you hear the best conversations from NPCs. 

Yesterday, a guy was on the phone with his girlfriend, professing his love for her, to when she suddenly dumped him.

He was all apologetic, crying and begging, and whining - it was beautifully pitiful!


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:47 PM

"I'll KILL YUUUUU' "

 

In the deepest, Southern-est accent you've ever heard by a Cop. f*cking hilarious, never heard it again


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#77

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:51 PM

After slamming into the back on an SUV in my Bati the driver said "Don't sue me, I've got the best Jewish lawyer in Liberty City!" I lol'd.


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:05 PM

1. On RR you get this guy who says "Where are you you slippery thing." In a kind of posh voice. It was 'afk' hysterical the first time I heard it and I haven't heard it since. Which just makes it mythical as well as hilarious.

2. The black woman's "I don't care" is just amazing.

3. Anything the conspiracy theorists in Blaine County say "They told you I was here!"

4. "Can I have some money? Its for crack!"

5. "Hands in the air, GLOBOPOL!" Or whatever it is the police say. Its funny cos I don't know what they're saying.

6. Anything Madrazo says. :D

 

And as a bonus, and not an NPC, Trevor screaming "TWAT!" from his car window when giving the finger (shooting from car with 'unarmed' equipped) to NPC drivers.


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:12 PM Edited by Saiyanskillz, 13 April 2014 - 04:04 AM.

Scumbag!!!

I brake checked him.

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#80

Posted 12 April 2014 - 05:31 PM

"Chester is down!" in a hillbilly accent, gets me every....single...time.


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#81

Posted 12 April 2014 - 05:43 PM

I hit someone's car once and they started yelling something like "probably an uninsured Mexican!"

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 06:04 PM

Cop: Your mom should have swallowed you
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#83

Posted 12 April 2014 - 06:13 PM

"Why is it that all the married ones are taken."


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#84

Posted 12 April 2014 - 06:16 PM

"Killing makes my dick hard." - LSPD Officer 


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#85

Posted 12 April 2014 - 06:35 PM

I kicked a dog in the face on SP and an NPC said: Aww, no. Oh, no. In a long drowsy voice and then ran away.


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 06:40 PM Edited by Omicron-Lyrae, 12 April 2014 - 06:41 PM.

GTAIV  ... a guy that, after multiple explosion around him, cry: ''IT'S WORLD WAR 3!! I KNOW IT!!!!''

 

Loooooool


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#87

Posted 12 April 2014 - 06:43 PM

"Eat my ass"


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#88

Posted 12 April 2014 - 06:51 PM Edited by Skakdiann, 12 April 2014 - 06:52 PM.

When i hit someone's car:

-"Pinche Putito"

-"Ven Puto Maricón!"

It´s freaking hilarious ´cos im mexican and all the time i hear this sh*t

And i love when a cop says "LET´S GOO!" it triggers me   





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