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#31

Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:30 AM

"You look like a tranny"

 

 

 

 

  :yawn:  :/  :blink:  :dozing:  :sarcasm:  :O  :catspider:  :nervous:  :dontgetit:  :angry:  :(  :cry:


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#32

Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:32 AM Edited by SFBryan18, 15 March 2014 - 03:32 AM.

"You look like a tranny"

As a male, it's like WTF? But as a female, it's a true statement. :lol:

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#33

Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:33 AM

 

"You look like a tranny"

As a male, it's like WTF? But as a female, it's a true statement. :lol:

 

LMAO... Very true!!!


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#34

Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:42 AM

Came in to post this.


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#35

Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:43 AM

''f*ck ME IN THE ASS''


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#36

Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:46 AM

"scumbaggggggg!"

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#37

Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:54 AM

Once there was a tough looking male cop who for some reason had the voice of a female civilian!

 

It's hard to pick a single line from all the stupid stuff the npcs say, but the soldiers who go "YYYYEAHRRRRGGGGHH" are pretty funny (at least the first time...)


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#38

Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:58 AM

"I almost sh#t my thong!"
and
"Man, that's gross. I gotta start wiping better."

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#39

Posted 15 March 2014 - 04:07 AM

Boneyard survival hick- "Why dont you go on back to your wussy daddy!"

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#40

Posted 15 March 2014 - 04:15 AM

sh*tbird

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#41

Posted 15 March 2014 - 04:20 AM

when carjacking someone....

 

 

"DICK TICKLER"


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#42

Posted 15 March 2014 - 05:05 AM

In processed survival, the guys who shout "put yo hands up" like they were recording a hiphop track :)

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#43

Posted 15 March 2014 - 05:12 AM

Near docks-" get lost asshole I f*cked your girl last night"

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#44

Posted 15 March 2014 - 05:18 AM

Nothing will ever beat "Cheesy vaginas!" from GTA 4.  Nothing.

yeah I like this new game...but tha npc chatter is no where near as fun as 4 was...cheesy vaginas and tha guy that screams "we're being invaded!!"


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 05:29 AM

not sure if its a merryweather guy or a noose team guy but when they come at you and say "DiiIEE f*cker DIIIIIIIIIIIEEeeIIIIIIIIIIeee "


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 05:46 AM

Best NPC convo: "I know it's going to give me the sh*ts, but I really want some Taco Bomb."

 

Laughed my ass off for 5 minutes the first time I heard that; then went to Taco Bell. It did.


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 06:28 AM

"Bend over, here it comes!"

"I know MMA! Mexican Martial Arts!"
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#48

Posted 15 March 2014 - 06:39 AM

A black man in the convenience store said "let a motherf*cker try to shoot me for wearin a hoodie".

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 06:51 AM

 

Nothing will ever beat "Cheesy vaginas!" from GTA 4.  Nothing.


Every time I drive a car in iv that's all I hear

 

Isn't it wonderful? :D


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 06:58 AM Edited by JiNX77, 15 March 2014 - 07:01 AM.

Phone conversation from this NPC

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Did you get the text I sent?

What text? The one I sent with the pic of my big titties, like you asked for.

You thought it was a pic of two puppies?

I meant puppies as in titties...

Are those your friends laughing in the back?

F*ck you, I'm hanging up.

 

I don't recall the exact phrasing but the rednecks of Blaine County make plenty of comments regarding the frequency and quality of my incestuous and bestial relationships.

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 07:41 AM

Recently, when I recorded a video for another thread about launching vehicles from the gate... the lady at the end of the video had me laughing,

 

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#52

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:31 AM

Jacked some npcs ruiner and he said somebody call the po-po (cops) surprisingly they didn't come

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#53

Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:15 AM

The black construction worker that screams "STUPID ASSHOLE" "USELESS PIECE OF sh*t".I miss the mechanic cause he said all the npc quotes.


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#54

Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:28 AM

San Andreas San Fierro Police Officer: First I'm gonna beat your ass. Then I'm gonna f*ck iiiittttt!!!


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#55

Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:29 AM

Sh!tdick is certainly up there


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#56

Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:40 AM

when they scream-grunt "you f*ckin cock!"


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#57

Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:41 AM

Anyone ever hear that really flamboyant, gay
"OHOHOHOOOOO FUUHUUHUUUUCCKK!!!!"

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#58

Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:45 AM

Anyone ever hear that really flamboyant, gay
"OHOHOHOOOOO FUUHUUHUUUUCCKK!!!!"

lmao yes i like when they gay guy says "cawksuckerrrrrr" XD


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#59

Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:46 AM

Black woman suspicious that her man is cheating says "WHEN I GET HOME IMA SMELL YA DICK"

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#60

Posted 12 April 2014 - 06:07 AM

whenever I get in a firefight with the cops, one of them always says this:

 

"You weakling!"

 

Cracks me up every time I hear it.





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