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#1

Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:26 AM

So I was driving, and I was about to hit a NPC car since I lost control, the girl in the car said "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL" then i dodge her car.

jacked stufff


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:30 AM

"Slow down you asshole" then i proceeded to sticky bomb his car and watch him fry.
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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:36 AM

"YOU sh*tBIRD"


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:41 AM

BEND OVER HERE I COME!

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:41 AM

"sh*tdick!"

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:44 AM

Mendozas been hit Mendozas been fukin hit
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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:47 AM

"sh*tdick!"

I think soldiers say that

 

 

 

I like that hispanic guy who says "f*ck me in the ass!"

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#8

Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:47 AM

Go f*ck you mom...


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:48 AM

I basically had to F*CK this guy to get you that audition!

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:56 AM

"Raise up now, mother-f*cker"

 

That line gets me laughing every time i hear it

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:01 AM Edited by smokingndriving, 15 March 2014 - 01:46 AM.

I like the Minnesota/North Dakota-sounding NPC woman that cheerily goes, "Oooh, ok!"  There's also a nerdy-sounding NPC that goes, "Woooaaawww". 


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:05 AM Edited by CarimboHanky, 15 March 2014 - 01:08 AM.

i was about to make this thread...

i was walking down the street and i touch one npc, he gets all mad and say "i hope youre hungry 'cause i got a knuckle salad for you"

hahaha nwver heard something like this before, gotta be one of the funniest lines ever
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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:20 AM

"over here, you frickin' dick"

 

Always hear that in the industrial area, by the docks. I laugh every time.

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:31 AM

I basically had to F*CK this guy to get you that audition.


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:34 AM

"An accident??!! Is the Ubermach okay?

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:41 AM

 

"sh*tdick!"

I think soldiers say that

 

 

 

I like that hispanic guy who says "f*ck me in the ass!"

 

I think i've heard just about every type of npc in this game call me a "sh*tdick" at least once lol.


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:46 AM

"Get ready to die f*ckboy!"


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:52 AM

I hear "sh*tdick" every 3 seconds. There's a lot of repetitive bits in this game... Like every frickin' radio station won't shut the hell up about coffee enemas. How over-used can a joke be?

 

There's an African American NPC in particular with lines that I like. A couple of his lines is, "What in Sam Hill!?" "You're nothing but a parasite on the scalp of America!" There's something else he says, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what it is... "Why, you s-" I don't know what the hell the third word is. It's bugging the crap out of me. Maybe it doesn't even start with an 's'... I dunno.


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:57 AM

Nothing will ever beat "Cheesy vaginas!" from GTA 4.  Nothing.

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:10 AM

"can I have some money? Its for crack!"

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:12 AM

Nothing will ever beat "Cheesy vaginas!" from GTA 4.  Nothing.


Every time I drive a car in iv that's all I hear

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#22

Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:16 AM

"You're a boring sh*t."

 

 

Wait, what?!


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#23

Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:18 AM

Just about eveything those hillbillies say.

 

F*cken diiiiiie!

Get tha f*ck on, now!

YEW are a piece of s#!t!

Call Jessie at the clinic! We got one hurt bad!

WOOAH! Get behin' sumethin!

CHESTER'S DOWN!

Get my back, Cecil!

S#!t dick!


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#24

Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:18 AM Edited by GrottiCollector, 15 March 2014 - 02:19 AM.

The very gay homosexual effeminate man that says, "f*ckkkkkerrrrrr" when you crash in to him (in Rockford Hills).

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:19 AM Edited by GankThis110, 15 March 2014 - 02:20 AM.

"sh*tdick!"


lol that sh*t cracks me up every time. Got into a police chase and kept hearing it over and over.

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#26

Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:20 AM

There's one british NPC around Martin's that goes "You bloody wanker" if you crash into him or steal his car, just makes me laugh everytime

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:28 AM Edited by Wrath049, 15 March 2014 - 02:33 AM.

f*ck me in the ass!

 

And my god there goes two more grammatical errors committed by this fellow.

He can't even get through one whole post without it being incoherent and ridden

with gaping spelling and punctual errors.

 

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


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#28

Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:33 AM

I like the Minnesota/North Dakota-sounding NPC woman that cheerily goes, "Oooh, ok!"  There's also a nerdy-sounding NPC that goes, "Woooaaawww". 

Same nerdy guy will say "noooooo waaaaay!" lol

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#29

Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:12 AM

I bumped into a black guy who was on his phone by a half pipe in the hood and he said

"Aw you a lil clumsy bitch huh?!"

Then he pulled a knife on me. lol

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#30

Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:13 AM

Sandy Shores Tweaker: "Yer f*ckin' dead, dead, dead!"





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