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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:52 AM

Shark goddamn cards really rockstar why not dolphin cards , dolphins are more appealing not to mention it can grab the female consumer they love that dolphin sh*t

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:54 AM

tru dat

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:55 AM

That was an observation that you made OP.  Why not reward yourself by buying a Shark Card?

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:57 AM Edited by Malibu454, 12 March 2014 - 01:59 AM.

"Laces Out!!"

"I said Laces Out, Dan" 


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:59 AM

Alllllllrighty then......

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 02:29 AM

Shark goddamn cards really rockstar why not dolphin cards , dolphins are more appealing not to mention it can grab the female consumer they love that dolphin sh*t

What's wrong with these little fella's? 

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 02:34 AM

^ This has my seal of approval.... :p

 

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Geddit....

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 02:38 AM

^ This has my seal of approval.... :p

 

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Geddit....

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 02:39 AM Edited by livejoker, 12 March 2014 - 02:43 AM.

http://www.businessi...angerous-2013-5

Quote from website:

"They try to rape and drown people; they gang rape their females and sometimes hold them hostages for weeks; they murder baby porpoises for fun; they kill the babies of rival male dolphins, because as soon as her child dies, a female dolphin is ready to be raped and impregnated immediately."

Dolphins are the biggest assholes of the sea.

*edit*

I tried to link a video of dolphin rape but now I've just seen 3 dolphins f*ck one another and i'm going to bed now. This has been a mistake.

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 02:54 AM

http://www.businessi...angerous-2013-5

Quote from website:

"They try to rape and drown people; they gang rape their females and sometimes hold them hostages for weeks; they murder baby porpoises for fun; they kill the babies of rival male dolphins, because as soon as her child dies, a female dolphin is ready to be raped and impregnated immediately."

Dolphins are the biggest assholes of the sea.

*edit*

I tried to link a video of dolphin rape but now I've just seen 3 dolphins f*ck one another and i'm going to bed now. This has been a mistake.

rockstar rapes you with the money you get with these prices so it fits

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 02:58 AM

Not sure if troll, or a serious discussion with a misleading title....


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 03:14 AM

Something about this thread is a little fishy....

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 03:21 AM

Why not just "Cash Cards"...


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 03:54 AM

Hi! I'm a new user here. I made my account just to say this:

 

Cheap music my balls. OP is a noob. Most of the music (especially the "chasing" music) comes from the masters from Tangerine Dream, namely Edgar Froese. He composed this jewel for the game:


And Tangerine Dream is a legendary band:

 

 

If you don't know who they are, or still won't recognize their epicness, I beg you OP to stop listening to Justin Beaver and cheap rap.

 

 

K. THX. BYE. LONG LIVE TANGERINE DREAM. SHORT LIVE JUSTIN BEAVER.


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 05:42 AM

no sh*t, i don't care for tangerine dream at all but i didn't know the soundtrack was theirs. 


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 05:57 AM

Not entirely theirs, but they are part of a collaboration between artists. If you hear a couple of TD albums, and then listen to the background music during police chases and missions, you will identify TD's electronic influence.


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 06:09 AM

Because if they named them dolphin cards, the shark card ad parody on in-game radio stations wouldn't make any f*ckin' sense.


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 07:11 AM

OP, you make bad posts and you should feel bad.
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