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So I will let you all on in a secret.. I am 13..

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#1

Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:22 AM

Am I too young for this game?
Most will say yes...

BUT AM I MATURE ENOUGH?
Yes I am

I've heard of every bad word you could think of,
I am a good kid, I get good grades,
And I am smart enough to know not to do anything in GTA5 in real life, besides stunts on bikes :r*:


But honestly, Do you people think I am too young, or not mature?
I understand the game is 18+
But I am mature enough that I could buy it myself.



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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:24 AM Edited by Aquaticwonder, 12 March 2014 - 01:24 AM.

"swiggity swoogity let me see that booty"

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:24 AM

And let me tell you a secret ... I don't care

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:25 AM

They're coming for you... You need to run, like now!

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:25 AM

Lies


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:25 AM

In b4 Jerry Sandusky
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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:25 AM

Shut up and go f*ck a hooker in the game. NAO!!!11


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:27 AM

I just assume everyone is 13.  Much easier to try to understand posters mindset if you assume everyone is 13.

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:27 AM

Lil bro with all the ATM viddys out there this game is the least of my worries.

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:27 AM Edited by Bozzah, 12 March 2014 - 01:29 AM.

hop in and I'll tell you my secret, too.

 

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:28 AM

hop in and I'll tell you my secret, too. I'll even give you some candy for the short ride
 
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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:29 AM

In b4 Jerry Sandusky


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:30 AM

Do you want a plane ticket OP? We can meet up in person I can show you some really cool things. 

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:32 AM

So op, what are you wearing ;)
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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:33 AM

13, You say?

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:33 AM

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:38 AM

...I've heard of every bad word you could think of,...
And I am smart enough to know not to do anything in GTA5 in real life, besides stunts on bikes...

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:39 AM

CALLED IT.


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:41 AM

13, You say?

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:43 AM

Spoiler

 

It's hardly a secret when half the playerbase of GTA: Online is 13. You're just one of the few that realised an unofficial forum exists for the franchise.


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:48 AM Edited by Bozzah, 12 March 2014 - 01:49 AM.

so much scum from the darkest edges of the internet is gathered here, you don't have to ask them/us (well, yeah... ;)) whether you are mature enough to play a game or not

 

this thread looks like a justification or apology... you don't need to do it. at least not HERE :)

 

 

but I do enjoy the posts though, cannot argue about that. I've seen it coming anyway... if you told us that you're a girl, sh*t would get serious here, I can tell you.


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:50 AM

"BUT AM I MATURE ENOUGH?"

 

"swiggity swoogity let me see that booty"

 

Why do I get the feeling it's a safe bet that if I were to be in a public session w/you, you'd be yelling into your mic about every little thing..

Just like every other prepubescent kid 


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:51 AM Edited by Brock Elvis, 12 March 2014 - 01:51 AM.

so much scum from the darkest edges of the internet is gathered here, you don't have to ask them/us (well, yeah... ;)) whether you are mature enough to play a game or not

 

this thread looks like a justification or apology... you don't need to do it. at least not HERE :)

 

 

but I do enjoy the posts though, cannot argue about that. I've seen it coming anyway... if you told us that you're a girl, sh*t would get serious here, I can tell you.

Did this website really over-throw 4chan for the title of "Most Arseholes In One Place"?


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:53 AM

Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris

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#25

Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:54 AM

Am I too young for this game?
Most will say yes...

BUT AM I MATURE ENOUGH?
Yes I am

I've heard of every bad word you could think of,
I am a good kid, I get good grades,
And I am smart enough to know not to do anything in GTA5 in real life, besides stunts on bikes :r*:


But honestly, Do you people think I am too young, or not mature?
I understand the game is 18+
But I am mature enough that I could buy it myself.



Opinions?

 

I never seen any dumbf*ck kids who follow GTA in real life with my own pair of eye.

 

Also, I started GTA3 when I was 11 years old. I got bad grades but thanks to GTA, my English suddenly became better than the whole class.

 

I used to run and walk like Claude; brought things like how Claude carries Machine Gun or RPG.

 

But then I never kill, steal, or get prostitutes in real life until now =)


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:55 AM

 

so much scum from the darkest edges of the internet is gathered here, you don't have to ask them/us (well, yeah... ;)) whether you are mature enough to play a game or not

 

this thread looks like a justification or apology... you don't need to do it. at least not HERE :)

 

 

but I do enjoy the posts though, cannot argue about that. I've seen it coming anyway... if you told us that you're a girl, sh*t would get serious here, I can tell you.

Did this website really over-throw 4chan for the title of "Most Arseholes In One Place"?

 

The only people who think all of 4chan is full of "assholes" are the people that don't even go on it.

 

It's really only /b/ and /r/


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 01:58 AM

 

 

so much scum from the darkest edges of the internet is gathered here, you don't have to ask them/us (well, yeah... ;)) whether you are mature enough to play a game or not

 

this thread looks like a justification or apology... you don't need to do it. at least not HERE :)

 

 

but I do enjoy the posts though, cannot argue about that. I've seen it coming anyway... if you told us that you're a girl, sh*t would get serious here, I can tell you.

Did this website really over-throw 4chan for the title of "Most Arseholes In One Place"?

 

The only people who think all of 4chan is full of "assholes" are the people that don't even go on it.

 

It's really only /b/ and /r/

 

 

/v/, /a/, /pol/, etc, aren't the nicest places either.

 

This is coming from someone who enjoys the website; finding a non-dickish user is rare.


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 02:00 AM Edited by Odesza, 12 March 2014 - 02:00 AM.

 

 

 

so much scum from the darkest edges of the internet is gathered here, you don't have to ask them/us (well, yeah... ;)) whether you are mature enough to play a game or not

 

this thread looks like a justification or apology... you don't need to do it. at least not HERE :)

 

 

but I do enjoy the posts though, cannot argue about that. I've seen it coming anyway... if you told us that you're a girl, sh*t would get serious here, I can tell you.

Did this website really over-throw 4chan for the title of "Most Arseholes In One Place"?

 

The only people who think all of 4chan is full of "assholes" are the people that don't even go on it.

 

It's really only /b/ and /r/

 

 

/v/, /a/, /pol/, etc, aren't the nicest places either.

 

This is coming from someone who enjoys the website; finding a non-dickish user is rare.

 

/v/ not even that bad.

 

just as bad as /gaming/ on reddit to be fair.


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 02:01 AM

 

 

 

 

so much scum from the darkest edges of the internet is gathered here, you don't have to ask them/us (well, yeah... ;)) whether you are mature enough to play a game or not

 

this thread looks like a justification or apology... you don't need to do it. at least not HERE :)

 

 

but I do enjoy the posts though, cannot argue about that. I've seen it coming anyway... if you told us that you're a girl, sh*t would get serious here, I can tell you.

Did this website really over-throw 4chan for the title of "Most Arseholes In One Place"?

 

The only people who think all of 4chan is full of "assholes" are the people that don't even go on it.

 

It's really only /b/ and /r/

 

 

/v/, /a/, /pol/, etc, aren't the nicest places either.

 

This is coming from someone who enjoys the website; finding a non-dickish user is rare.

 

/v/ not even that bad.

 

just as bad as /gaming/ on reddit to be fair.

 

 

Fair enough, only /v/ seems to be the more...friendly side of 4chan.


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Posted 12 March 2014 - 02:01 AM

 

 

 

 

so much scum from the darkest edges of the internet is gathered here, you don't have to ask them/us (well, yeah... ;)) whether you are mature enough to play a game or not

 

this thread looks like a justification or apology... you don't need to do it. at least not HERE :)

 

 

but I do enjoy the posts though, cannot argue about that. I've seen it coming anyway... if you told us that you're a girl, sh*t would get serious here, I can tell you.

Did this website really over-throw 4chan for the title of "Most Arseholes In One Place"?

 

The only people who think all of 4chan is full of "assholes" are the people that don't even go on it.

 

It's really only /b/ and /r/

 

 

/v/, /a/, /pol/, etc, aren't the nicest places either.

 

This is coming from someone who enjoys the website; finding a non-dickish user is rare.

 

/v/ not even that bad.

 

just as bad as /gaming/ on reddit to be fair.

 

That's because they're the same kids.





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