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Nenzo
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#1

Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:00 AM

[after throwing CJ out of his squad car]
Officer Frank Tenpenny: See ya 'round, like a doughnut, Carl!

That's a good one, one of the first in GTA:SA I imagine.

What's yours?

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:01 AM Edited by Flyby29, 02 March 2014 - 03:01 AM.

I have some good ones but I don't remember them

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:02 AM

I smoke weed because it gives me knowledge?
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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:06 AM Edited by Gta-freak-VI, 02 March 2014 - 03:07 AM.

Nice one OP, that's also my favorite line from  Tenpenny 

 

"same ol' CJ, Busta, straight Busta"

 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:08 AM

That esse' put dust in my weed

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#6

Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:10 AM

My favourite:
 

"Wrong forum yo" :p

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:12 AM

"We can sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you." - Tenpenny

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:12 AM Edited by Mac4167, 02 March 2014 - 03:13 AM.

"All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ"

-Smoke
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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:14 AM

[after throwing CJ out of his squad car]
Officer Frank Tenpenny: See ya 'round, like a doughnut, Carl!
That's a good one, one of the first in GTA:SA I imagine.
What's yours?



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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:15 AM

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant
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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:15 AM

"I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7... two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda." - Big Smoke.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:21 AM

"Knock, Knock, Niggas!"

 

-Lamar


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:23 AM

"Señor dickhead! It's no problem to kill you!"

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:26 AM

As much as I hate Trevor, I love this quiote.

 

So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's been nearly ten years. Oh but you'll keep for another day or so, huh, old friend? You motherf*cking f*ck! I grieved for you! You weren't even f*cking dead. You were my best friend. Well, old friend, guess who's coming to sh*t on your doorstep..."

 

Alot more but don't have the time to find them.


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:33 AM Edited by GTAVArtem013, 02 March 2014 - 03:35 AM.

GTA Vice City:

 

Sonny: Tommy

 

Tommy: Sonny

 

Sonny: Obviously you are suffering from hearing problems, so I'll try again.

 

*Starts shouting*

 

Sonny: WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MONEY?! WHERE'S THE GODDAMN STUFF?! AND WHERE'S MY CUT OF YOUR NEW ACTION?!

 

*Stops shouting*

 

Sonny: You are making an idiot out of me, Tommy, and I'm not laughing yet.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:36 AM

I'm a fockin' raspberry!

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#17

Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:39 AM Edited by Voggens, 02 March 2014 - 03:40 AM.

"Carl, you motherf*ckin' piece of sh*t gangbangin' cocksucka!"

 

-Frank Tenpenny.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:39 AM

Big Smoke- "Now that aint nice"

 

Big Smoke- "Hola amigo, give me my cousino before I blow your brains out all over the patio"

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:40 AM Edited by iainspad, 02 March 2014 - 03:40 AM.

'Nigga!'

— Lamar

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:44 AM

"Hmmm, nice bike."

-Tommy V.

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:19 PM

nigaaaaaaaaa - lamar


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:20 PM Edited by Kracus, 03 March 2014 - 02:20 PM.

STOP PLAYING EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN PLAYIN 'COS YOUR MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE A DUMPSTER FALLING DOWN FIVE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS!
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Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:25 PM

I'll cum in your ear if you don't be quiet

~ trevor


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:29 PM

OG Loc - "When I come through up in the place, you dont want me to call wit a gun in ya face..."

 

Guy in bathroom - "Yo, that sh*t sucks."

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:33 PM

"Do this, and you'll make it home in time for a blowjob and a Bologna sandwich." - Mike Toreno

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:41 PM

"Who does this guy think he is?! Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with him? 

I like this shirt!"   -   Tommy Vercetti

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:44 PM

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant

I love you, in an appropriate way of course. If not i would have to kill you hahahahaha


We need more Lamar so he can come up with more of this ....

 


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#28

Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:46 PM

Any quote from Reni in VCS.
(S)he cracked me up in every scene...

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#29

Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:46 PM

Big Smoke: Like it says in the book... We are both blessed and cursed.

Carl: What f*ckin' book?

 

"Have you read the manual for this thing?" - Police helicopter co-pilot

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#30

Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:46 PM

After carjacking a random npc he said

"I'm moving to Vice City!"




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