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Posted 02 March 2014 - 01:58 AM

Don't they understand my trouble? Don't they understand I need to get the kids to soccer practice without having to be shot at, don't they know how hard it is to supply for them in a world where the only consumables you can actually get are candy, soda, alcohol and cigarettes!?

 

Think about the children you insensitive bigots! Understand my struggle!

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 02:00 AM

Goddamnit, carpooling's never been this hard!


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 02:00 AM

The f*ck?

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 02:00 AM

What's a mom? 


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 02:04 AM

That's not true at all.

You can also get automatic weapons and hand grenades.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 02:04 AM

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 02:09 AM Edited by Wrath049, 02 March 2014 - 03:44 AM.

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Great idea. We will band together as sisters and sisters and fight against all of these griefers!


The f*ck?

There are children present, please vacate the premises before using such expletives. 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 04:02 AM

How'd you become single? You chose the wrong man to have a baby with.   :cry:


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 04:08 AM

How'd you become single? You chose the wrong man to have a baby with.   :cry:

He'd come home every night, drunk and high as hell and just pester me about aliens and continuously push me around. I hadn't a choice but leave him. I'm trying to find a new significant other but it ain't easy.


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 04:25 AM

It'll be hard, most guys don't want to raise a child that isn't theirs.   :cry:


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 04:25 AM

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 04:57 AM

 

How'd you become single? You chose the wrong man to have a baby with.   :cry:

He'd come home every night, drunk and high as hell and just pester me about aliens and continuously push me around. I hadn't a choice but leave him. I'm trying to find a new significant other but it ain't easy.

 

I blame you... you could have been a better wife, or baby-momma, or whatever...


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 05:02 AM

Whoa, well alright. Heh

 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 05:05 AM Edited by iiGh0STt, 02 March 2014 - 05:06 AM.

 

How'd you become single? You chose the wrong man to have a baby with.   :cry:

He'd come home every night, drunk and high as hell and just pester me about aliens and continuously push me around. I hadn't a choice but leave him. I'm trying to find a new significant other but it ain't easy.

 

not sure if serious, or acting out Michaels wife from SP....

either way, this is a random thread.. what does it have to do with online? here is what I can figure out..

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take your meds next time.


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 05:07 AM

Being a single mom in general is hard.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 05:28 AM

Some people have some of the weird roleplay gigs


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 05:31 AM

mam FOOTBALL practice ... not f*ckING SOCCER BITCH 


Don't they understand my trouble? Don't they understand I need to get the kids to soccer practice without having to be shot at, don't they know how hard it is to supply for them in a world where the only consumables you can actually get are candy, soda, alcohol and cigarettes!?

 

Think about the children you insensitive bigots! Understand my struggle!

WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF FISH??


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 05:54 AM Edited by blackmyst, 02 March 2014 - 05:55 AM.

This thread. Gullible idiots. If OP were a girl, they would have some over-the-top "I'm a girl" avatar, name and signature to bring attention to the fact that they're a girl on the internet and receive special treatment from neckbeards. Yawning black holes of attention.
 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 06:16 AM

OP,if you don't have a vapid minivan,you are a disgrace to all soccer moms in gta online.
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Posted 02 March 2014 - 06:18 AM

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 06:21 AM

Oh, noe!

 

Soon I'll be understanding your woes for myself, since my Cheetah got me pregnant yesterday. D:


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 06:21 AM

Thread awful

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 06:31 AM

Don't they understand my trouble? Don't they understand I need to get the kids to soccer practice without having to be shot at, don't they know how hard it is to supply for them in a world where the only consumables you can actually get are candy, soda, alcohol and cigarettes!?

 

Think about the children you insensitive bigots! Understand my struggle!

 

 

 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 06:39 AM

Little boys also crying for attention.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 06:41 AM

Well explain to me how and why the f*ck I got a nine grand bounty last time I jacked a minivan, then I shall leave the soccermom master race to their devices.


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 06:47 AM

Lol! This is pretty hill....larious. It's ok tho OP, if you are a single mom ill protect u in this scary city of LS. I also have kids so our kids can have play dates! We can roll to soccer practice in muh tank! Bwhaha sorry I'm drunk an thought this was perty funny...

Take me drunk I'm home....


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 06:53 AM

I'm drinking a cucumber beer that tastes just like cucumber skin. nasty.

What ever happened to nuance?

 

OP, this sh*t isn't funny

 

 

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nothing better than running into depressed middle aged women on Xanax and Grand Marnier at bars for when you're striking out with the younger, more attractive women.


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:03 AM

nothing better than running into depressed middle aged women on Xanax and Grand Marnier at bars for when you're striking out with the younger, more attractive women.

yep, been there done that. Woke up to pancakes.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:09 AM

yep, been there done that. Woke up to pancakes.

 

 

 

the breakfast of champions and "lets keep this between us" type folk.


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:11 AM Edited by KeithMcClees, 02 March 2014 - 07:12 AM.

This thread. Gullible idiots. If OP were a girl, they would have some over-the-top "I'm a girl" avatar, name and signature to bring attention to the fact that they're a girl on the internet and receive special treatment from neckbeards. Yawning black holes of attention.
 

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