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GTA, can I just keep my body parts, please?

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 10:24 PM

So, after playing a bit today, I didn't even do anything special. Mostly just calling in silly vehicles like the bus or the limousine, and going on a rampage against the cops, and... Well, at some point, my game glitched. It froze, aaaand when I returned, well... My character looked a bit.... Different.

This is what he looked like at first...

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But then he basically turned into, well, this:

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I laughed at it, since I quickly discovered that this could be fixed by switching clothes back and forth. But now, about an hour later, I returned to GTA Online after being offline for, what, an hour, aaaand... Uhm...

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SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. All GTA Online characters are controlled by lil square, gold microchips in their bodies. Who knew?

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 10:26 PM Edited by marco-polo, 01 March 2014 - 10:27 PM.

I'd tap that..

 

(Not sexually of course)


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Posted 01 March 2014 - 10:29 PM

I'd tap that..

 

(Not sexually of course)

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 10:30 PM

Winner :D


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Posted 01 March 2014 - 10:39 PM

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 10:48 PM

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 10:51 PM Edited by Luvythicus, 01 March 2014 - 11:56 PM.

I'd tap that..

 

(Not sexually of course)

Tap it with a crowbar!


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 12:59 AM

 

I'd tap that..

 

(Not sexually of course)

Tap it with a crowbar!

 

Does it thread 1/2 -13 UNC ?


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 02:17 AM

I think this is an Easter egg for the next GTA.

 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 02:24 AM

An obvious reference to The Hive 2ytz4fd.jpg

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 02:29 AM

Before figuring out the blue tits glitch.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:10 AM

Before figuring out the blue tits glitch.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 03:21 AM

If you have leprosy and you know it, clap your hands!


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 06:07 AM

Before figuring out the blue tits glitch.
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Wanes!!!! How did you do it? You never revealed the 'secret'. Don't think 'we' haven't forgotten ;)

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 06:10 AM

Wanes!!!! How did you do it? You never revealed the 'secret'. Don't think 'we' haven't forgotten ;)

 

 

Please let him keep it a secret.

 

Thank you.

 

Rayman picture had me lol'ing.


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 06:17 AM

Wanes!!!! How did you do it? You never revealed the 'secret'. Don't think 'we' haven't forgotten ;)
 

Please let him keep it a secret.
 
Lmfao its gonna stay a secret don't worry, i don't want blue nips everywhere.

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 06:42 AM

I put a tut out but it was removed. Shortly after for no reason

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 06:58 AM

IT'S THE PHANTOM LIMB!

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 07:41 AM

Does it thread 1/2 -13 UNC ?

 

If only the tortune scene including some tapping.


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 03:52 PM

If you have leprosy and you know it, clap your hands!


f*ck.

 

They fell off.


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 03:55 PM

If you have leprosy and you know it, clap your hands!

 

lepers are always good when you need to someone lend a hand...

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 03:58 PM

you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! :lol:

 

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 04:06 PM

 

If you have leprosy and you know it, clap your hands!

 

lepers are always good when you need to someone lend a hand...

 

Just sucks when you're trying to pick em back up again!

 

you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! :lol:

 

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