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Posted 01 March 2014 - 05:04 AM

This thread was made to discuss one of the special NPC's that make our stay at San Andreas quite pleasant. Post any funny/weird stories you had with them, also we need to categorize them and take them as a study subject. I also have a doubt regarding the prices, what's the difference between the $70 and the $100 service? Is one vaginal and the other anal? The animations are the same though, also I noticed they boost your health and special ability meter.

 

Once with Trevor I was about to pick one, she took out her cellphone and took a picture of my ugly face before stepping inside the vehicle...makes me think that she sends it to her Pimp in case something happens to her (which it did). START!

 

Also, this prostitute is my favorite one

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Once I read that when you pick the same prostitute NPC several times a night, she tells you her story, is this true?

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 05:21 AM Edited by Otter, 03 March 2014 - 06:17 PM.

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 05:48 AM

I was playing online with my friend in a private match and we were talking and he just goes silent for about 2 minutes. I decide to drive to where he was parked and I founded him banging a hooker behind the 24/7 in Strawberry. It was pretty funny at the time since this was maybe the first day GTA Online could actually work for me and that's one of the first thing he does.

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 07:10 AM Edited by ViceCityStalker, 01 March 2014 - 07:12 AM.

I`ve still got hungarian half bred crabs from these dirty whores but f*ck it,it was worth it!


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Posted 01 March 2014 - 09:42 AM Edited by Otter, 03 March 2014 - 06:16 PM.

HIV AIDS

 

 

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 09:46 AM Edited by mrzap76, 01 March 2014 - 09:51 AM.

I stopped by a hooker. But my friend had a policecar and was pulling over. So i got the message that the hooker wont get in if there is any police around.

Well played my friend lol


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Posted 01 March 2014 - 02:14 PM

The player can ejaculate inside of her, the controller wll shake, and the character will make noise... That sh*t creeps me the f*ck out. Especially when its michael having sex with a prostitute, since the Prostitute is young , while Michael is a middle aged man... Ugh, gives me nightmares

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:03 PM

The player can ejaculate inside of her, the controller wll shake, and the character will make noise... That sh*t creeps me the f*ck out. Especially when its michael having sex with a prostitute, since the Prostitute is young , while Michael is a middle aged man... Ugh, gives me nightmares

 

Creampies give you nightmares? That's weird, man. 

 

I don't know what the difference between the $70 and $100 service is, but I'm pretty sure it isn't anal. $30 more for anal? Totally unrealistic. 1/10. 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:10 PM

The player can ejaculate inside of her, the controller wll shake, and the character will make noise... That sh*t creeps me the f*ck out. Especially when its michael having sex with a prostitute, since the Prostitute is young , while Michael is a middle aged man... Ugh, gives me nightmares

 

Erm... Who do you think are the people who request prostitutes the most exactly.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:12 PM

Somebody's played the game WAY too much. :lol:

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:15 PM Edited by Xerukal, 02 March 2014 - 07:16 PM.

I liked this one, before I had a little... accident.

 

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The car door was open when I went in reverse. I'm sorry.

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:22 PM

I liked this one, before I had a little... accident.
 
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The car door was open when I went in reverse. I'm sorry.

Well, I'll let you get away with it, since she had AIDS. :p

Next time, you'll have to pay a fee.
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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:29 PM

I liked this one, before I had a little... accident.

 

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The car door was open when I went in reverse. I'm sorry.

Mike looks as he would regret it.


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:32 PM

 

I liked this one, before I had a little... accident.

 

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The car door was open when I went in reverse. I'm sorry.

Mike looks as he would regret it.

 

You know what he says:

"You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them."

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 09:34 PM Edited by mastershake616, 02 March 2014 - 09:36 PM.

I liked this one, before I had a little... accident.

 

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The car door was open when I went in reverse. I'm sorry.

 

 

"Hey Davey, 

 

Made a slight miscalculation the other night with this little number. Nothing malicious, of course, just thought you'd be so kind and lend me a hand, considering all the favors I've done for you lately. Wipe the egg off my face one more time, D. 'Mandy says hi. 

 

- Thanks, M"

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 09:38 PM Edited by Blood-Is-in-Diamond, 02 March 2014 - 09:39 PM.

Damn the Bl*wj*b services is just so funny when
Franklin is getting in from a Hooker Lol :)

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 09:49 PM

^ Na, it's always funnier with Trevor. ;)

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 10:58 PM

^ Na, it's always funnier with Trevor. ;)

Everything is funnier with Trevor! 

 

 

I liked this one, before I had a little... accident.
 
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The car door was open when I went in reverse. I'm sorry.

 

Well, I'll let you get away with it, since she had AIDS. :p

Next time, you'll have to pay a fee.

 

He looks like he's sorry...


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 03:06 AM

Do they always call their mothers after?

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:15 AM

Hmmm...I wonder if I could pick up one of the trannies I sometimes see around Singleton's.


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 05:07 PM

 

The player can ejaculate inside of her, the controller wll shake, and the character will make noise... That sh*t creeps me the f*ck out. Especially when its michael having sex with a prostitute, since the Prostitute is young , while Michael is a middle aged man... Ugh, gives me nightmares

 

Erm... Who do you think are the people who request prostitutes the most exactly.

 

Middle aged men... Thats why I don't like prostituation IRL .


 

The player can ejaculate inside of her, the controller wll shake, and the character will make noise... That sh*t creeps me the f*ck out. Especially when its michael having sex with a prostitute, since the Prostitute is young , while Michael is a middle aged man... Ugh, gives me nightmares

 

Creampies give you nightmares? That's weird, man. 

 

I don't know what the difference between the $70 and $100 service is, but I'm pretty sure it isn't anal. $30 more for anal? Totally unrealistic. 1/10. 

 

Ofc it does. 


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 05:08 PM

 

 

The player can ejaculate inside of her, the controller wll shake, and the character will make noise... That sh*t creeps me the f*ck out. Especially when its michael having sex with a prostitute, since the Prostitute is young , while Michael is a middle aged man... Ugh, gives me nightmares

 

Erm... Who do you think are the people who request prostitutes the most exactly.

 

Middle aged men... Thats why I don't like prostituation IRL .


 

The player can ejaculate inside of her, the controller wll shake, and the character will make noise... That sh*t creeps me the f*ck out. Especially when its michael having sex with a prostitute, since the Prostitute is young , while Michael is a middle aged man... Ugh, gives me nightmares

 

Creampies give you nightmares? That's weird, man. 

 

I don't know what the difference between the $70 and $100 service is, but I'm pretty sure it isn't anal. $30 more for anal? Totally unrealistic. 1/10. 

 

Ofc it does. 

 

Well, you could always run them over instead of using their services. Who knows, it could be a profitable business venture. 


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 05:33 PM

the first prosti I picked up (of 3 total) was as Michael after leaving the V.U. one night... this prosti was hot and wore a skimpy black cocktail dress.  she made sounds and practically whispered "f*#k me" during the bang-exchange...  The bang lasted about 1 real-time minute (that's a long time in a video game) and then he jizzed...  the control nearly vibrated out of my hand!...  I was impressed with the improvement and realism experienced with that first prosti.  Neither Michael or the prosti acted 'over the top'...  I tried one or two other prostis after the first one but these exchanges weren't as good as the first, IMO.

 

after one or two experiences I pretty much leave the prostis alone though.  I will have to try them out with a friend in GTAO though, just to see it.

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 05:37 PM

the first prosti I picked up (of 3 total) was as Michael after leaving the V.U. one night... this prosti was hot and wore a skimpy black cocktail dress.  she made sounds and practically whispered "f*#k me" during the bang-exchange...  The bang lasted about 1 real-time minute (that's a long time in a video game) and then he jizzed...  the control nearly vibrated out of my hand!...  I was impressed with the improvement and realism experienced with that first prosti.  Neither Michael or the prosti acted 'over the top'...  I tried one or two other prostis after the first one but these exchanges weren't as good as the first, IMO.

 

after one or two experiences I pretty much leave the prostis alone though.  I will have to try them out with a friend in GTAO though, just to see it.

Well, now that we have realistic whores, it looks like we need realistic steak! :p

 

Oh, and in GTA:O, you can't see your friend banging the whore in his/her car. You can only see the animation while you are in your own car and doing the deed yourself.


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 07:25 PM

 

the first prosti I picked up (of 3 total) was as Michael after leaving the V.U. one night... this prosti was hot and wore a skimpy black cocktail dress.  she made sounds and practically whispered "f*#k me" during the bang-exchange...  The bang lasted about 1 real-time minute (that's a long time in a video game) and then he jizzed...  the control nearly vibrated out of my hand!...  I was impressed with the improvement and realism experienced with that first prosti.  Neither Michael or the prosti acted 'over the top'...  I tried one or two other prostis after the first one but these exchanges weren't as good as the first, IMO.

 

after one or two experiences I pretty much leave the prostis alone though.  I will have to try them out with a friend in GTAO though, just to see it.

Well, now that we have realistic whores, it looks like we need realistic steak! :p

 

Oh, and in GTA:O, you can't see your friend banging the whore in his/her car. You can only see the animation while you are in your own car and doing the deed yourself.

 

ah, so then can two friends take a 4-door car, one seated in front and one in the back, pick up two prostitutes and commence with a simultaneous double-bang?  my GTAO partner claimed to have read that such a scenario is possible in GTAO...


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 07:27 PM Edited by SingularSoul, 03 March 2014 - 07:28 PM.

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Welcome to the GTA Forums, folks! *rolls eyes* 

 

 

OT: Never used prostitutes in any GTA game, if I'm honest. I fail to see the appeal, even as a roleplayer myself. 


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 07:28 PM

 

 

the first prosti I picked up (of 3 total) was as Michael after leaving the V.U. one night... this prosti was hot and wore a skimpy black cocktail dress.  she made sounds and practically whispered "f*#k me" during the bang-exchange...  The bang lasted about 1 real-time minute (that's a long time in a video game) and then he jizzed...  the control nearly vibrated out of my hand!...  I was impressed with the improvement and realism experienced with that first prosti.  Neither Michael or the prosti acted 'over the top'...  I tried one or two other prostis after the first one but these exchanges weren't as good as the first, IMO.

 

after one or two experiences I pretty much leave the prostis alone though.  I will have to try them out with a friend in GTAO though, just to see it.

Well, now that we have realistic whores, it looks like we need realistic steak! :p

 

Oh, and in GTA:O, you can't see your friend banging the whore in his/her car. You can only see the animation while you are in your own car and doing the deed yourself.

 

ah, so then can two friends take a 4-door car, one seated in front and one in the back, pick up two prostitutes and commence with a simultaneous double-bang?  my GTAO partner claimed to have read that such a scenario is possible in GTAO...

 

I don't think that would work, but you can always try... :lol:


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 07:38 PM Edited by RiaJay21, 03 March 2014 - 07:39 PM.

Out of curiosity, I hired a prostitute when playing online one night.

It was an eye-opening experience. I've seen a lot of things before, but a woman giving a blowjob to another woman is not one of those things.

Edit - actually, I think there was this one video ...
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Posted 03 March 2014 - 07:42 PM

I don't like prostitution in V. Its too real now. When I was 13 years old and you'd see the car bounce in III, it was funny.

Now its just cartoon porn.  :v:

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 07:46 PM

In all seriousness, what is the difference between $70 and $100? Same position, only thing I can tell is it goes on for longer duration.

 

This is going to sound stupidly pervy, but how do you go from the simple and logical system in IV to this weird nonsense? We had the cheapest option = handjob. Middle option = blowjob. And most expensive = sex. I just don't get why have two options for the same thing when they already had the animations and code for 3 distinct hooker options.

 

 

Based on how "simplified" everything else is in this game compared to past GTAs, I wouldn't doubt it if the only difference is the fact that it's longer, so it's a more effective means of building up special and health. Lame sauce.





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