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theadmiral
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#91

Posted 03 March 2014 - 12:20 PM

what? you're a dick head. 

 

f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

 

You did advise him, but did he ask for advise?

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#92

Posted 03 March 2014 - 12:25 PM

what? you're a dick head. 

 

f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

OH GOD SOMEONE MADE A THREAD THAT WASN'T TOTALLY UP IT'S OWN ASS AND OVERLY SERIOUS. KILL THE WITCH.

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#93

Posted 03 March 2014 - 12:44 PM

have sex with her and then call rape. [you might need to shove something up your bum, if cops check for evidence of tears etc.]


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#94

Posted 03 March 2014 - 01:24 PM

This thread is very funny.

 

She seems like a stalker. I dunno what advice to give you, other than complain about her actions. 


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#95

Posted 03 March 2014 - 01:28 PM

You still didn't solve your problem with her? Feels like this whole thread is a bogus.


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#96

Posted 03 March 2014 - 06:14 PM

what? you're a dick head. 
 
f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

fkin wot m8 who u fink u talkin 2 lyk dat dats my boy forty ill nock u out bruv

And now, seriously, did you tell her about discussing the issue with a bunch of forumers, Forty?
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 02:39 AM Edited by Otter, 04 March 2014 - 06:03 AM.

 

what? you're a dick head. 
 
f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

fkin wot m8 who u fink u talkin 2 lyk dat dats my boy forty ill nock u out bruv
 
suck me.

Member temp banned for u wot m8
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 04:01 AM

what? you're a dick head. 
 
f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

fkin wot m8 who u fink u talkin 2 lyk dat dats my boy forty ill nock u out bruv
And now, seriously, did you tell her about discussing the issue with a bunch of forumers, Forty?

I was doing so when she abruptly stopped and got inexplicably feverish over the mention of someone she called "that Moonshield fa**ot". She was unfettered.
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 04:08 AM

I f*cked up and took a german girl back to my barracks room when I was stationed there... then I found out she was 17 (thanks to the gate guards) already had all my info and phone number, would not stop blowing me up, so finally I just gave here the D at her parents house and it only lasted a week before she realized I was only there for the freshness.

but, if she is a wild untamed beached whale, then I guess your only option is to kill her and hide the body. lol... no don't do that. Just ignore her, like really really really ignore her... and file a police report and restraining order. It's a bitch move, but some people just never get it unless you take those steps.

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#100

Posted 04 March 2014 - 05:17 AM

Take her to dinner, a buffet.
When she goes to get her food you stay behind.
Poison her drink.

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#101

Posted 04 March 2014 - 06:17 AM

So, you're saying I should dine and dash on her while she's taking a piss? I can totally do that.

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#102

Posted 04 March 2014 - 06:20 AM

So, you're saying I should dine and dash on her while she's taking a piss? I can totally do that.

assuming she ever breaks eye contact with you...


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#103

Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:14 AM

She said her lazy eye is genetic and the doctors can't do anything about it.
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#104

Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:32 AM

Tell her you like her then break her heart she will hate you.

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#105

Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:49 AM Edited by Rewas514, 04 March 2014 - 08:03 AM.

  • Friendzone her? If that even works for women..
  • Give her a mirror?
  • Get her fired?
  • Find out something she hates and give it to her?
  • Embarrass her?
  • Send her to Ukraine?
  • Set her up a blind date with someone else?
  • Write her phone number in all dating/porn sites?
  • Tell her you're allergic to ugly people?

 

So many possiblities.

 

IIRC, it's not that hard to break a girl's heart.

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#106

Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:57 AM

  • Send her to Ukraine

Best suggestion so far.
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#107

Posted 04 March 2014 - 12:53 PM

 

 

  • Send her to Ukraine

Best suggestion so far.

 

 

Let's go on an adventure together! Here's your ticket. I have mine, too. Meet you there!


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#108

Posted 04 March 2014 - 01:46 PM

Fake her death

 

 

then just carry on as usual

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#109

Posted 04 March 2014 - 03:31 PM

  • Friendzone her? If that even works for women..
  • Give her a mirror?
  • Get her fired?
  • Find out something she hates and give it to her?
  • Embarrass her?
  • Send her to Ukraine?
  • Set her up a blind date with someone else?
  • Write her phone number in all dating/porn sites?
  • Tell her you're allergic to ugly people?
So many possiblities.
 
IIRC, it's not that hard to break a girl's heart.

In that order
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#110

Posted 04 March 2014 - 03:40 PM

Fake her death
 
 
then just carry on as usual


Go on.

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#111

Posted 04 March 2014 - 03:43 PM

 

 
suck me.

Member temp banned for u wot m8

 

He wuz a v e n a giggle m8

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#112

Posted 04 March 2014 - 04:10 PM

 

Fake her death
 
 
then just carry on as usual


Go on.

 

 

i just chucked a gorilla off a bridge. run, run free my friend


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#113

Posted 04 March 2014 - 04:14 PM

So, you're saying I should dine and dash on her while she's taking a piss? I can totally do that.

No, you should dine and gash on her while she's taking a piss.





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