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I would very much like to play as a mole.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:38 AM Edited by Demon Reacher, 18 February 2014 - 04:38 AM.

Now I haven't given this much thought so bare with me.

 

As a mole I would get to run around on all fours. It would be frightening running along the kerbs of the streets watching the cars hurl by with random turbulance, but I think the thrill of it alone would be enough to justify my existence as a mole.

 

Whats more is I would be very light and small, I would see the game from a completely different perspective. Being light would be nice and it would be fun to examine new objects with my front paws. I wouldn't have to deal with the stresses of leveling up my mole to buy new clothes that I don't really need, or buy weaponry or accomodations. I could live anywhere, go anywhere, live out my hearts desires.

 

It would be fun to leave the city as well and visit Blaine County and get lost in the huge dome of infinite microscopic detail that I would have to traverse. If I could tunnel into the mountains that would be brilliant, I could live in the sides of Mt Josiah far away from the tedious boredom other players have to endure to simply generate a moment of joyful serendipity in the cesspool of human contact.

 

Yes, to be a mole, thats the life for me.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:40 AM

I'm with ya on this.


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:40 AM

No. Just no. Go away. Never come back.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:40 AM Edited by Tritium, 18 February 2014 - 04:42 AM.

I think the Dangerous Business Pack will include the option to be a mole.

Oh you meant rodent, I didn't know the American lingo sorry.


Edit:

HOMIE:

HIT THE ROAD JACK AND DON'T YA COME BACK NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE HIT THE ROAD JACK AND SAIL AWAY FROM THE SHORE.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:41 AM

I may be hard on you, Reacher, but this one made me me giggle.

 

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:42 AM

I may be hard on you, Reacher, but this one made me me giggle.

 

star_nosed_mole_worlds_strangest_looking

 

Mole4lyfe

 

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WHAT THE **** IS THAT??!!!


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:43 AM


I may be hard on you, Reacher, but this one made me me giggle.
 
star_nosed_mole_worlds_strangest_looking
 
Mole4lyfe

 
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WHAT THE **** IS THAT??!!!

That is a beautiful creature with a face that looks like a vagina or something.
Jack.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:44 AM Edited by Ninjambie, 18 February 2014 - 04:44 AM.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:44 AM

 

I may be hard on you, Reacher, but this one made me me giggle.

 

-snip-

 

Mole4lyfe

 

.....

 

WHAT THE **** IS THAT??!!!

 

That's what you want to be. A mole. IIRC that's its nose.


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:45 AM

The paw feely thing sold me. Once again R* just does not gets it's consumers wants and needs.
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:45 AM

 

I may be hard on you, Reacher, but this one made me me giggle.

 

 

 

Mole4lyfe

 

.....

 

WHAT THE **** IS THAT??!!!

 

 

That, my friend, is the star nosed mole.


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:46 AM

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:48 AM

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:55 AM

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:57 AM

How many backup account/emails do you have?!

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:05 AM

 

 

I may be hard on you, Reacher, but this one made me me giggle.

 

-snip-

 

Mole4lyfe

 

.....

 

WHAT THE **** IS THAT??!!!

 

That's what you want to be. A mole. IIRC that's its nose.

 

That's not a mole, that's the star nosed mole, AKA: Vole


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:06 AM

How many backup account/emails do you have?!


More than I do!

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:06 AM

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:07 AM

At least the mole didn't get bum raped in this one!

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:19 AM Edited by Bongsquirrel, 18 February 2014 - 05:20 AM.

I would be there to butcher you.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:35 AM Edited by DerpCat, 18 February 2014 - 05:35 AM.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:37 AM

I'd rather be a hawk or an eagle, to each his own though.


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:40 AM

 


That is a beautiful creature with a face that looks like a vagina or something.
Jack.

 

I see...Interesting you would compare that to a v*gina..


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:43 AM

Quite possibly the worst Jack Reacher thread I've seen.

 

Poor fella must still be on a downer after planting an axe into his daughter's face.


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:47 AM

Moley moley mole

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:49 AM

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:55 AM

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:56 AM

ALL ABOOOOAARD!!!!!


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:59 AM


 
That is a beautiful creature with a face that looks like a vagina or something.
Jack.
 

I see...Interesting you would compare that to a v*gina..

It's ugly, doesn't make sense, and draws a lot of attention.

Seems I'm right eh?

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 06:04 AM

 

 

 
That is a beautiful creature with a face that looks like a vagina or something.
Jack.
 

I see...Interesting you would compare that to a v*gina..

It's ugly, doesn't make sense, and draws a lot of attention.

Seems I'm right eh?

 

 

If it doesn't make sense to you then sure...





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