So as we all know, white people have comparatively small penises. We've generally tried to make up for this by shooting missiles (exploding cocks!) into other countries and having a space race with each other where we literally make metal penises and have a race.
We also pretend our countries are much bigger than they are, because our tiny whatnots have given us a size obsession. Also that's actually what this thread is about, I just thought a joke about penis size would be more likely to get people clicking than "The Psychological and Socioeconomic Ramifications of Euro-centric Cartography" (also the title of the world's most boring doctoral thesis) which would likely garner all of three views and a short exchange between me and sivispacem before disappearing down the page forever.
Here's an area accurate map of the world:
Yeah. Africa is massive.
So I believe we should be seeing more area accurate maps (not necessarily the one I posted above). Also we should turn it upside down for two reasons: 1) the dominant societies making maps where they are physically on top is just too Freudian to even be funny and 2) it purports the inaccurate and somewhat racist idea idea that Europe is its own continent that kind of hovers over everything: