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You jacked my ride, you'll be a slab soon motherf***er!

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#61

Posted 18 February 2014 - 12:57 AM


He looked up your number on eyefind

 
Yo like I aint gonna lie, I just realized that eyefind is a parody of iFind.

Isn't it a parody of Google?

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#62

Posted 18 February 2014 - 01:06 AM

Plot twist: Lester hacks traffic surveillance & sees you jack a car so he's the ine who puts bounties on you ;)
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#63

Posted 18 February 2014 - 03:12 AM Edited by iiGh0STt, 18 February 2014 - 03:14 AM.

Hold on let's all over think this at once

welcome to the forums! :breadfish:  <---- enjoy


 

 

He looked up your number on eyefind

 
Yo like I aint gonna lie, I just realized that eyefind is a parody of iFind.

Isn't it a parody of Google?

 

gta wiki:
Eyefind.info
, stylized as eyefind.info, is the main web portal and search engine on the in-game internet in the HD Universe. The slogan for Eyefind.info is "For when you should be working."

With the release of GTA V, Eyefind.info has cemented itself as a parody of popular internet search engine/company Google, with an overhead satellite view service similar to Google Maps/Earth as well as a street level viewing feature similar to Google StreetView, along with all the controversy regarding invasions of privacy.

it is all of the above, and facebook.

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#64

Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:17 AM

Soooo... Google.

Because LF = FB.
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#65

Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:11 AM

the best way to avoid the bounties is to aim at the driver. if they reverse and run off, you can safely take the car. or they might run you over, so you want to stand to one side when you put the gun at their face lol


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#66

Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:19 AM

The value they place on their rides always cracks me up.  Jack a rusted out pile of crap, bounty 9000.  Jack a super car, or top of the line sedan, bounty 1000.  I'm always happy if it's over five grand, because, hey, free money and all.


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#67

Posted 18 February 2014 - 06:30 AM

I just wish the timer was set to the size of the bounty. 1k bounty would be 10min up to the 9k for the full 48min. It's annoying as hell because I play solo the popup after every mission you have a 1k bounty.


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#68

Posted 18 February 2014 - 06:34 AM

Perhaps its just Lester watching you and f*cking with you?

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#69

Posted 18 February 2014 - 06:53 AM

I jacked Somebodies ride, killing them in the process. They put a bounty on me beyond the grave...huh okay

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#70

Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:58 AM

Just ho into passive mode when ur about to steal the vehicle. Works every time as u can't get a bounty while in passive

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#71

Posted 18 February 2014 - 09:17 AM

I just wish it would consistently happen more when I want it to, when I am bored and want people to chase me in free roam, than happening when I am trying to do things. The timing of NPC bounties do not love me. :(


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#72

Posted 18 February 2014 - 09:24 AM

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Lester putting the bounties on you out of spite because you aren't calling him for a "back rub".

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#73

Posted 18 February 2014 - 10:17 AM

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Lester putting the bounties on you out of spite because you aren't calling him for a "back rub".

are you sure it's back rub?

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#74

Posted 18 February 2014 - 01:47 PM Edited by iiGh0STt, 18 February 2014 - 01:47 PM.

stand in front of vehicle you want to steal.

shoot in air.

get in your new car.

problem solved.


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#75

Posted 18 February 2014 - 01:52 PM

i wouldnt mind the NPC that put a bounty on me coming after me.... a shootout with NPC could be interesting. how bad you want your car back motherf*cker


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#76

Posted 18 February 2014 - 03:52 PM

Soooo... Google.

Because LF = FB.

whats lf? life invader? i forgot about that one.

it seems like its all one huge company combined from every company IRL... like apple, and google etc etc.

they did a good job with that.. but still doesnt make sense how a dead person told their family who stole their ride lol.


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#77

Posted 18 February 2014 - 09:25 PM

Damn, he beat me to it...
 
You people forget that no one dies in GTA. I mean, you didn't think you were the only one who could respawn did you? The GTA universe is like living in hell. You keep dying, only to come back and die again, over and over.

Lol So true man same goes for johnny he aint dead he just back in LC.

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#78

Posted 18 February 2014 - 09:27 PM

My first thought is how did the guy I just killed call me.

The best is when it's a passive type female or some red neck who looks like The Turtle Man.


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#79

Posted 19 February 2014 - 04:12 AM

Yep....it is impossible for me to steal a car and not get a bounty :(


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#80

Posted 19 February 2014 - 05:09 AM Edited by xInfamousRYANx, 19 February 2014 - 05:10 AM.

I stole a police car once and it said I would be on a slab soon. Guess cops get vengeful too




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