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You jacked my ride, you'll be a slab soon motherf***er!

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cjonez420
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#1

Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:50 AM

My first thought, "How did you get my number?" 

I don't remember handing you my business card before throwing you out of your ride...

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:51 AM

My first thought is how did the guy I just killed call me.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:51 AM

I got a $9000 bounty on me for stealing a bmx once. I lold
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:52 AM

How car just teleports to ur location? How you can heal up any wound by eating snacks?


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:54 AM

He looked up your number on eyefind


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:57 AM

Yeah, I hate it when a guy with 3 shotgun rounds in his head calls pits a bounty on me in Online.
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:58 AM

He looked up your number on eyefind

 

"EyeFind me asshole!  I'm in the business!"

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:01 AM

How car just teleports to ur location? How you can heal up any wound by eating snacks?

 

That's pure video game logic.

 

NPC bounties are pure bullsh*t.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:01 AM

I actually purposely try to get these bounties on me in Invite-Only sessions and since I'm the only one in it, I survive and get the money myself.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:04 AM

Same way everyone gets our number... Creepy uncle Lester the molester gave it to him.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:05 AM

doesn't anyone else like having bounties on them? I like running from people chasing me. It's fun.

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#12

Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:08 AM

I got a bounty when I pulled my mechanic out of my car after he delivered it to me.  I don't miss that f*cker.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:09 AM

So the cops cant track you in your insured PV after losing your wanted level but some random ped can track you down after you steal their car. Doesn't make much sense I know but don't over think it. Its only a game.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:12 AM

I actually purposely try to get these bounties on me in Invite-Only sessions and since I'm the only one in it, I survive and get the money myself.


Wow that sounds like great fun.
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:12 AM

My first thought, "How did you get my number?" 

I don't remember handing you my business card before throwing you out of your ride...

Lol that be my first thought

But what I really thought of how anyone gets my number and my character never speaks? (Other then Lamar and Gerald)


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:18 AM

I actually purposely try to get these bounties on me in Invite-Only sessions and since I'm the only one in it, I survive and get the money myself.

You realize in the time it takes you to do that you could have done like 10+ missions that give 15k+ or more each.

 

That 1-9k profit must be great though!

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:19 AM

At least they never patched it so we get them when stealing cars in passive mode. 

I had an old lady put a 9k one on me the other day.  Old cow. Should have put her on a slab too. 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:32 AM

Car jacking bounties are so unbelievably lame!

 

Odesza made a great point: I JUST KILLED THE DRIVER HOW CAN THEY SET A BOUNTY ON ME?

 

Because some game designer decided that randomly having to avoid being killed by an entire lobby was FUN!

 

It isn't.

 

Dead men should NOT be able to set bounties.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:35 AM

Car jacking bounties are so unbelievably lame!

 

Odesza made a great point: I JUST KILLED THE DRIVER HOW CAN THEY SET A BOUNTY ON ME?

 

Because some game designer decided that randomly having to avoid being killed by an entire lobby was FUN!

 

It isn't.

 

Dead men should NOT be able to set bounties.

The dead person wrote a will. Stating anyone who jacks their ride after they die  the family must bounty them on their behalf? 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:42 AM

You guys play a game where you walk around a city with 20 guns 3 types of grenades, jets, tanks, submarine, teleporting, healing soda and snacks, guy you can call to make the cops completely forget why there shooting at you suddenly and npcs finding your number or putting a bounty on you after they die is what doesnt make sense. What happens when you die in the game. You reappear a block over 5 seconds later. Why wouldnt they come back to life?


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:43 AM Edited by SFBryan18, 17 February 2014 - 03:44 AM.

Damn, he beat me to it...

 

You people forget that no one dies in GTA. I mean, you didn't think you were the only one who could respawn did you? The GTA universe is like living in hell. You keep dying, only to come back and die again, over and over.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:45 AM

 

I actually purposely try to get these bounties on me in Invite-Only sessions and since I'm the only one in it, I survive and get the money myself.

You realize in the time it takes you to do that you could have done like 10+ missions that give 15k+ or more each.

 

That 1-9k profit must be great though!

 

Well I get the bounty on me, then proceed to play missions like normal.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:47 AM

I been stealin cars for 2 dam days tryin to get a bounty on me wtf. 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:49 AM

Its odd how 75% of San Andreas knows Lester to put the bounty on you when he is so keen on staying secret.
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#25

Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:54 AM

I been stealin cars for 2 dam days tryin to get a bounty on me wtf. 

 

I have noticed since 1.10 the NPC bounties have been less. I couldn't steal more than 3 or 4 cars before getting a bounty prior. Now I have had one in the last few days and stolen 30+ cars.


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#26

Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:57 AM

Haven't had a dead guy put a bounty on me before lol, that's new.

 

Its odd how 75% of San Andreas knows Lester to put the bounty on you when he is so keen on staying secret.

There's probably some way for others to contact him, like a number/website/etc, but maybe he's got some kind of blocker to prevent his location and identity from being found.


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#27

Posted 17 February 2014 - 04:30 AM

today i had a least six bounty's placed on me all from npc some of the cars where in a parking lot 


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#28

Posted 17 February 2014 - 04:35 AM

...How you can heal up any wound by eating snacks?

 

Not just any snacks man. We're talking about the power of Egochaser! How big is your Egochaser?


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#29

Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:51 AM

I leave my pv somewhere and whenever I see it stolen I message via the ig messages. You jacked my ride. You'll be on a slab soon. Then I call lester and srt a random bounty amt
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#30

Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:59 AM

In the wise Words of "Jan" from Vice City "Maybe they're an Android, suck your  brains out"





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