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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:18 AM

Don't know where he came from. All I do know though, is that he's invincible, doesn't de-spawn when you go really far away from him, and he doesn't have a gun. Say hello to Steve. I fired rockets at him, tried using bullets, fire, sharp pointy things, dense blunt things, but all to no avail.

 

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Steve's like the Terminator, he just slowly walks towards you, even if you're in a car coming straight at him at 100mph.

 

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Steve needs only his fists to destroy everything you love.

 

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Nope, that didn't work either.

 

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Or that...

 

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I think Steve and I came to an understanding afterwards, as he let me take a picture with him.

 

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Wanna meet Steve? I'm still in the session with him. (360) Post your gamertag below, and I'll invite you.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:20 AM

Woah.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:21 AM

Steve, you do not mess with Steve. We learned this the hard way tonight, lol.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:22 AM

cool pics :D

 

but I noticed there's almost always some invincible weirdo in that military base :p always at that same spot


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:22 AM

Steve>Mendoza
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:33 AM

Steve might very well be scarier than the liquid terminator guy from Terminator 2.

 

Steve destroyed that bus with his mind.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:35 AM

Steve>Mendoza

 

Steve's been hit, Steve's been f*cking hit.. 

Oh wait.. He's ok..

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:37 AM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 16 February 2014 - 01:38 AM.

cool pics :D

 

but I noticed there's almost always some invincible weirdo in that military base :p always at that same spot

 

This is at the LS airport, though. They're replicating.  :panic: 

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:38 AM

I've gone up against this guy a few times and though "am I going nut's,he ain't going down"?

A challenge for sure.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:41 AM

*NOOSE

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:41 AM

Omg, it's like a Michael Bay film, Steve's leading like 15 cops, with everything exploding behind him. XD

 

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:42 AM

i dare you to sit on him with a tank


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:44 AM

Best topic of the day.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:49 AM

Never seen this guy before.  NOOSE guys always seem to die when I shoot them.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:29 AM

They replaced the annoying mechanic with Steve the invcincible, never despawning SWAT Member

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:32 AM

LOL reminds me of the glitch in The Ballad of Gay Tony, where if one of the bouncers attacks you, they are invincible to everyone except you.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:35 AM

I saw this last night! Not yours but his twin brother across the street from the tattoo parlor in Vinewood. To finally despawn him I had to melee him over and over and he finally disappeared. At first I tried the various methods for murder, to no result. He only responds to melee like a true warrior. He teleported to regain strength by drinking noob tears I would imagine, or because he was late for his valentine date. If he's this beastly I would really hate to see his girlfrann.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:41 AM

Steve>Mendoza

Don't forget Chester. He may be down, but always gets back up again lol

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:44 AM Edited by BondageKitty, 16 February 2014 - 02:45 AM.

If this is still on going I wouldn't mind an invite. Like meeting forum peoples and prototype world domination swat force.
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:58 AM

LOL reminds me of the glitch in The Ballad of Gay Tony, where if one of the bouncers attacks you, they are invincible to everyone except you.

Lol, I loved this. I'd stand on top of a car, call the police & point a gun at him, step off the car, let him attack me in front of the police :lol:

The best thing about this is the piling dead bodies of police officers :p

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:01 AM

Im going to buy an xbox just so i can meet him.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:04 AM

Steve is a badass.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:04 AM

Seen him twice while having 5 stars. Killed him once but it took a while.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:05 AM

Don't know where he came from. All I do know though, is that he's invincible, doesn't de-spawn when you go really far away from him, and he doesn't have a gun. Say hello to Steve. I fired rockets at him, tried using bullets, fire, sharp pointy things, dense blunt things, but all to no avail.

 

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Steve's like the Terminator, he just slowly walks towards you, even if you're in a car coming straight at him at 100mph.

 

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Steve needs only his fists to destroy everything you love.

 

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Nope, that didn't work either.

 

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Or that...

 

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I think Steve and I came to an understanding afterwards, as he let me take a picture with him.

 

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Wanna meet Steve? I'm still in the session with him. (360) Post your gamertag below, and I'll invite you.

 

How do you know his name is Steve? :blink:


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:22 AM

Steve Haines?

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:42 AM

Oh crap! That guy has been ran over by a tank, shot in the head 62 times, and has just been lit on fire! Call an...oh, he's getting up.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:46 AM

Does he talk?


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:50 AM

You know you've f*cked up when steve spawned.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:58 AM

I've met Steve one time at Del Perro Beach when I was cop killing in a tank, very, very, very annoying how he never dies. All I say is that I want whatever body armor he has. I say Steve for president, we can all learn alot by the way he lives.

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#30

Posted 16 February 2014 - 04:02 AM

I NEED STEVE! Dead! I will give 1 Million to the guy who does it! That's my command!





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