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Posted 15 February 2014 - 08:09 PM

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You totally nabbed that gif from me.

 

It's really hard to work that gif into a sentence that makes sense.


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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:06 PM Edited by WhatsStrength, 15 February 2014 - 11:06 PM.

I walked into a gym wearing tiny 80's shorts and a fake mustache, and saw a 9.5/10 girl running on the treadmill with her ipod on. I walked up to her and motioned her to take out her earbuds and tell her that she's alright-looking but not my type. I walk away and leave the gym, heading out to my car to fly my RC helicopter all over the place. When the girl walks out I do 30mph fly-bys inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car. I finished drinking the rest of my nesquik and headed home.

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:14 PM

I walked into a gym wearing tiny 80's shorts and a fake mustache, and saw a 9.5/10 girl running on the treadmill with her ipod on. I walked up to her and motioned her to take out her earbuds and tell her that she's alright-looking but not my type. I walk away and leave the gym, heading out to my car to fly my RC helicopter all over the place. When the girl walks out I do 30mph fly-bys inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car. I finished drinking the rest of my nesquik and headed home.

 

Drinking chocolate milk in public, embarassing.

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:35 PM


I pull out my phone and pretend to text or talk to someone so I won't seem like a lonely loser so often.

I also do this sometimes when I'm next to girls, so I don't look like a loser.

 

Sometimes, I start laughing in public because I remember a reeeeally stupid thing me and my friends did a few years ago.

 

Also, I can't look directly at a person's face while I'm talking, I feel weird, and I just look at random things to avoid looking at them.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:04 AM Edited by gtarelatedusername2, 16 February 2014 - 01:04 AM.

back when i used to smoke weed i'd wear sunglasses constantly, even indoors

 

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:06 AM

Sometimes I'll scratch my balls when I'm out in public.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:09 AM

Sometimes I'll scratch my balls when I'm out in public.

who doesn't? That's not wierd

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:12 AM

 

Sometimes I'll scratch my balls when I'm out in public.

who doesn't? That's not wierd

 

Its weird when people stare at me like they're enjoying what they see.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:14 AM


 

Sometimes I'll scratch my balls when I'm out in public.

who doesn't? That's not wierd
 
Its weird when people stare at me like they're enjoying what they see.

lucky bastard. I wish people would stare at me....or if they do stare at least let me know.
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:17 AM

Okay, maybe I do a little more than just scratch my balls.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:19 AM

Okay, maybe I do a little more than just scratch my balls.

yeah imma just nope the hell outta here now

 

*backs away slowly, turns around, runs*


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:00 AM Edited by UrbanForce22, 16 February 2014 - 02:01 AM.

Okay, maybe I do a little more than just scratch my balls.

...please continue...


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:06 AM

 

Okay, maybe I do a little more than just scratch my balls.

...please continue...

 

Well sometimes my hand latches onto my dick and strokes it furiously.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:21 AM

 

 

Okay, maybe I do a little more than just scratch my balls.

...please continue...

 

Well sometimes my hand latches onto my dick and strokes it furiously.

 

Yeah...

 

Why man masturbate:

-Well I was going to scratch my balls, but then...


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 05:22 AM Edited by ASIAN LAWYER, 12 March 2014 - 05:10 AM.

I am the Grand Poobah of weird.
When I'm sitting on public transport I observe the people around me and try to figure out their psychology and what they're like. I usually write it down in my notes app. Sometimes I'll even write a story where they're all trapped in the wild and are required to work together. It's good writing exercise.

Edit: I'm not autistic, I swear.

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:40 AM

I breathe.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:53 AM

I breathe.

Well you must have some awkward ass breathing.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:54 AM

I run around the streets where I live (San Diego) and I masturbate while I do it. I dunno why but ever since this documentary I made in 2012 about enslaved African children didn't work out I kinda just picked up this habit :/
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:59 AM

I run around the streets where I live (San Diego) and I masturbate while I do it. I dunno why but ever since this documentary I made in 2012 about enslaved African children didn't work out I kinda just picked up this habit :/



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Posted 16 February 2014 - 09:25 AM Edited by katherine.93, 16 February 2014 - 09:25 AM.

I kissed a lot of guys on valentine day.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:38 AM

I kissed a lot of guys on valentine day.

Where were you on valentines day ?


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:20 AM

When I feel a burp coming on just as I'm about to speak to someone, I'll just belch out each word of my sentence until I'm finished burping. 


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:41 PM

 

I kissed a lot of guys on valentine day.

Where were you on valentines day ?

 

Kissing guys and possibly contracting herpes. Duuur.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 11:24 PM

 

 

I kissed a lot of guys on valentine day.

Where were you on valentines day ?

 

Kissing guys and possibly contracting herpes. Duuur.

 

I wish I could contract herpes from her  :cry:


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 11:32 PM

I never know where to put my hands. When I was a kid they went in my pockets, but someone told me that was weird, so I stopped. Then I started f*cking with my hair, and quit when I realized it always got messed up and I looked weird doing it. Now I like to stick my hands in my knee pits and walk around crouched, like a goomba.


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Posted 19 February 2014 - 12:16 AM

 

I breathe.

Well you must have some awkward ass breathing.

 


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Posted 19 February 2014 - 01:36 AM

I've been snowed in since last Thursday and had very little human interaction for 5 days.  Today was my first day back to work and while commuting in via my regular trolley(that exact one) I yelled out "I miss my pajamas".

 

As far as weird things done in public as a general question:  

-I like to stand next to old men and let out silent farts and then walk away.

-Everybody gets a nick name.

-Talk to strangers.  I think that may be one of those local cultural things though.


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Posted 19 February 2014 - 02:46 AM

Best thread I ever had the pleasure of reading through.... holy sh*t.


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Posted 19 February 2014 - 02:56 AM

 

 

I breathe.

Well you must have some awkward ass breathing.

 

 

My favourite part would be the part between 6:37:10 - 7:12:20

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#60

Posted 19 February 2014 - 03:51 AM

I cuss people out in public.

 

If you block an aisle at a grocery store or regular store, chances are you've met me as the asshole to cuss you out.





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