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  • Mr_Goldcard

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 12:48 AM

Hello! My name is Panjeet Gundas and I work at the R* New York office. I can assure you that we are too busy looking at random snapmatic pictures and commending them on the newswire. We are also too busy making crew cuts about some silly people in their silly gangs with their silly emblems. Can you say "Thug life!" The rest of our efforts go into making merchandise ideas. Like max payne shaped dildos, san andreas styled condoms and GTA V underwear. Do not count on us to make a port for any game for any platform except for iOS apps. This year we will release GTA LCS for iOS with enhanced features like 25 tiny buttons on a tiny screen and then release the android version after like 3 weeks. Using this logic you might think we will port GTA IV for ios in the future, but we wont.  .   P.S. For those wondering about the heists for GTA ONLINE it is delayed indefinitely. Just like the other stuff that got cut out of GTA ONLINE when we launched it like the unfinished garbage it is in October.
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 12:50 AM

Pansh*t Gundash*t.





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Posted 09 February 2014 - 12:50 AM Edited by shiek, 09 February 2014 - 12:51 AM.

You really work at rockstar office? what has the world come to...

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 12:52 AM


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 12:52 AM

I think I heard this story somewhere...

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