19 replies to this topic

[gnad.1992]

Ok so f*ck all these "WHEN WILL HEISTS COME OUT????" threads.

 

You can post here while you're waiting for it.

 

But please keep it clean, if you're a 10~14 yr old angry teen you can get the f. out of this thread.

 

Also, if you hate me, please don't waste your time posting here.

 

 

 

So here are my opinions:

 

1 - Drink some beer

 

2 - Find a girlfriend

 

3 - Browse GTAF

 

please continue..

[ells144]

I don't need to wait for heists, I already got them.

[Lazysunday88]

Heists have been built up and hyped so much that I really don't see how they will live up to most people's expectations when we finally get them.  My suggestion is for people to just play the game and treat heists as a "hey, neat." type of thing rather than a "omg heistzors will mak me such cash I can't wait!"

 

Basically, treat heists as a supplement to your normal activities in the game.  Don't expect it to be the whole enchilada.

[Fun De Panda]

I don't need to wait for hiests I already got them.

didnt know that 70% of GTA Community didn't get hiests ?!

we already got them but im still waiting for heists

[AmbientZed]

I'm going to be that guy, but:

 

 

 

 

OK Here it comes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get Ready

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not sure if you guys can take it, since it's very graphic content

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PLAY A different game?

 

OH sh*t

[Sir Michael]

^ Very anti-climatic. Lawl

For me, study for midterms.. although this quarter, they're a pathetic joke.

[JoeMamma]

Porn.  Lots and lots of porn.  That's how I spend my days.

[Cwinny24]

Porn.  Lots and lots of porn.  That's how I spend my days.

might get you some strong biceps along the way

[JoeMamma]

 

Porn.  Lots and lots of porn.  That's how I spend my days.

might get you some strong biceps along the way

 

 

That's the plan.  Some people go to gyms, I masturbate profusely.

[Dementious]

Porn.  Lots and lots of porn.  That's how I spend my days.

 

Or prostitution! You have a nice time and get paid afterwards! Who can argue? :3

[Sir Michael]

Porn.  Lots and lots of porn.  That's how I spend my days.

Lmao, them forearms tho.

[sash2k4plus]

Porn.  Lots and lots of porn.  That's how I spend my days.

 
Or prostitution! You have a nice time and get paid afterwards! Who can argue? :3

With a happy ending

[I.haigh]

Hists are already out! Just go to one of those markers on the map that looks sort of like a house, walk in, point your gun at the guy behind the counter, wait for the money, run! Hist complete!

[Juanfartez]

Hists are already out! Just go to one of those markers on the map that looks sort of like a house, walk in, point your gun at the guy behind the counter, wait for the money, run! Hist complete!

Or try the mobile version. See box on wheels icon, chase it down, shoot driver, blow the doors, and steal money. 

[Ezza.]

3 week spongebob marathon.

 

Seriously tho, continue my life, work, sleep, time with family, etc

[XJpostman]

I like to play GTA V while waiting for heists.

[Biohazard Abyss]

1. Stop waiting for heists

 

2.  Refer to #1

[heistsdelay2016]

 

Hists are already out! Just go to one of those markers on the map that looks sort of like a house, walk in, point your gun at the guy behind the counter, wait for the money, run! Hist complete!

Or try the mobile version. See box on wheels icon, chase it down, shoot driver, blow the doors, and steal money. 

 

 

have you ever tried awesome tank hist? Grab a tank, fire  the white blip. Map hist complete. wow.

[ZeroSafe5615]

1. Not worry about when heists will come out
2. Play GTA:O and V
3. Play other games
4. Graduate high school (if they come out after late May/early June)
5. Get a job.
6. Buy a car.
7. Fap.

[mfoster09]

Trollin n00bs in free roam till heists are released. Got plenty of $$$ to cover my free roam f*ckery.