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#4381

Posted 28 August 2014 - 09:49 PM Edited by GunWrath, 28 August 2014 - 09:49 PM.

Me either.. she does have a nice body or atleast in my opinion, some curves.. thank f*ck she isn't one of those skeleton celebs or what not but that face and them eyes weird me out.

 

Though I'm known to be shallow as f*ck but I don't think I'm the only one that agrees she isn't ALL that.


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#4382

Posted 28 August 2014 - 10:17 PM

Would still bang despite looking like Nick Cage.
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#4383

Posted 28 August 2014 - 10:55 PM

Lmao :^: Just laughed uncontrollably for like 15secs.

 

Yeah, I'd bang it up good but still man.. I'd have to just watch the action and not her face.. She is sexy as sh*t in that outfit in Avengers and Cpt America but the face and all just throws it off man.. I had to keep looking at her ass and tits instead.


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#4384

Posted 28 August 2014 - 11:15 PM Edited by Nipperkins, 29 August 2014 - 01:35 AM.

I'm sexually aroused by Scarlett Johanson's personality. 

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#4385

Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:09 AM

Would still bang despite looking like Nick Cage.


You would bang Nick Cage too, just admit it. :p

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:24 AM

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#4387

Posted 29 August 2014 - 02:55 AM

 

Scarlett's eyes bother me.. I don't know why.. they seem to grow further apart every time I see her. Would be cool though.. see everything in like a panoramic view.

lol true dat

 

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Dunno what people love so much about her...

 

 

Oh man, you goddamn homosapians. Wtf is wrong with you. First off that picture looks like it was taken when she was younger, like in her late teens/early twenties. Before she fully transmorphed into the boner inducing machine that she is today. Second of all, she's smiling. Everyone looks like a hideous freak when they smile. even Gary Busey. Plus it's not just a smile, but a full on cheese-out grin with her face all contorted and full of happiness. I defy anyone to look attractive looking like that. 

 

Get out of here with your ridiculous expectations, she is a total babe and hunk.  

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 03:53 AM

Have you seen her knee caps stu? I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten foot pole. 


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 03:06 PM

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I'm done..  :facedesk:


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 03:43 PM

Dear Internet,

I know it may be too much to ask for but can I have at least 1 thing from my childhood not ruined by you? I would really appreciate that.

Thanks in advance,

Franceska
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#4391

Posted 29 August 2014 - 03:55 PM Edited by stu, 29 August 2014 - 03:56 PM.

I can't tell if his stomach split open from the copious amounts of honey, or if it's dribbling over him and just looks that way. 


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 05:32 PM

that mother f*cker is straight up torn asunder.

 

it's a clever detail, considering the fact that Winnie the Pooh is not a real bear, and is merely stuffed with cotton at the seems.


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#4393

Posted 29 August 2014 - 05:40 PM Edited by GunWrath, 29 August 2014 - 05:40 PM.

Just what in the hell is Shadow masturbating to on his end? Wtf.


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:07 PM

considering the fact that Winnie the Pooh is not a real bear

 

He is too a real bear. He just has a severe cause of jaundice and has a bit too much chromosome 21 (read: downy). 


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:15 PM Edited by TheShadowBelt, 29 August 2014 - 06:16 PM.

Just what in the hell is Shadow masturbating to on his end? Wtf.

What the f*ck is wrong with you? I found this on Kotaku. Why did you even think about this? Are you a bearophile or some sh*t? 


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#4396

Posted 29 August 2014 - 07:48 PM

Are you a bearophile or some sh*t?


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Maybe.
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#4397

Posted 29 August 2014 - 07:51 PM

 

 

Scarlett's eyes bother me.. I don't know why.. they seem to grow further apart every time I see her. Would be cool though.. see everything in like a panoramic view.

lol true dat

 

Scarlett-Johansson-3118150-617x410.jpg

 

Dunno what people love so much about her...

 

 

Oh man, you goddamn homosapians. Wtf is wrong with you. First off that picture looks like it was taken when she was younger, like in her late teens/early twenties. Before she fully transmorphed into the boner inducing machine that she is today. Second of all, she's smiling. Everyone looks like a hideous freak when they smile. even Gary Busey. Plus it's not just a smile, but a full on cheese-out grin with her face all contorted and full of happiness. I defy anyone to look attractive looking like that. 

 

Get out of here with your ridiculous expectations, she is a total babe and hunk.  

 

 

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#4398

Posted 29 August 2014 - 07:52 PM

 Are you a bearophile or some sh*t? 

 

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Maybe


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#4399

Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:53 PM

So I saw Lucy this evening. It was kinda weird, not exactly a blockbuster, but it was enjoyable and makes you think about things when you come away. I'm terrible at reviewing things so yeah I'll just say I liked it overall. Morgan Freeman is never a let down.

 

Plus yeah I'm with stu, Scarlett is very very nice looking. Beautiful face, sexy body, but she did a lot of voice over in the movie (no spoilers) and she sounds a lot like Lady GaGa talking (if you've seen any of her music videos when she speaks).


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 09:13 PM

Lucy looked like a good movie, from the trailer. I don't really care about specifics, I watch for enjoyment.

 

I'll wait until it comes out on DVD or something.


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#4401

Posted 29 August 2014 - 10:06 PM

So Paypal decided to go derp a few days ago and not recognize my device for whatever reason even though I made a purchase with it not long before that, and didn't change browser, laptop, no one knows my Paypal either..

And today I upgraded my Gmod server from 24 to 26 player slots, same device, same browser, and it worked again.

Wtf Paypal? It was a big issue for me considering there was £46 something on it. So I went on my backup account when it happened and put another £60 on it, and now I have 2 Paypal accounts with ~£46 on it.

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 10:23 PM

So you lost money because of a mistake on their end? Have you tried to contact customer support?


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 10:57 PM

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I'll send one of our spitmen to deal with those paypal pricks, Fran.

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 11:24 PM

Oh man, check out special agent big llama!


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 12:10 AM

So you lost money because of a mistake on their end? Have you tried to contact customer support?


No, I can use it again, so I didn't lose money, just don't get how they suddenly couldn't recognize my device even though it was the same as ever.
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Posted 30 August 2014 - 12:10 AM

big llama!


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I love it when you call me Big Llama.
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Posted 30 August 2014 - 12:19 AM

Throw ya hands in the ay-errrr-if yous a true llama


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#4408

Posted 30 August 2014 - 09:41 AM

Go home Android, you're drunk.

 

I'm trying to decide what to do on this glorious day of mine. Do I-

 

A) Stay home today, just get a bit drunk, play games, troll GTAF .. the usual.

B) Go out, get drunk, hit acouple bars or clubs, possibly get laid, come home, sleep.

C) Go on a Purge in the name of my birthday and clean up the streets

D) Masturbate.. in public.


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 09:44 AM

Go home Android, you're drunk.

 

I'm trying to decide what to do on this glorious day of mine. Do I-

 

A) Stay home today, just get a bit drunk, play games, troll GTAF .. the usual.

B) Go out, get drunk, hit acouple bars or clubs, possibly get laid, come home, sleep.

C) Go on a Purge in the name of my birthday and clean up the streets

D) Masturbate.. in public.

 

E) A combination of all of the above.


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#4410

Posted 30 August 2014 - 09:45 AM

D.

Definitely D.




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