A friend of mine struggled with trying to carry a dead cow back to Michael's house using a forklift. The cow's corpse will stay on for approximately 100 meters before slowly sliding off.
It dawned on me how to perform this task so I'm going to give it a go tonight. There's a bulldozer in the construction site in the centre of San Andreas. The excavator/blade is large enough to carry a cow corpse. So, I'm going to drive it out to the cattle ranches kill a cow or two, put the cow(s) into the excavator/blade, and drive them back to Michael's house where I'm hoping to either place them in the house or just simply dump them in the pool or on the tennis court.
I don't play multiplayer, but I think it would be nice to drive the cow's corpse onto an overpass and drop it onto traffic below while someone recorded the event from a good vantange point.
What do you guys think?