Hello. Welcome to here.
What are we?
We are a multinational, multilingual, multidimensional protection service. Those of you familiar with recent events in Los Santos are familiar with the private security firm known as Merryweather. Our services are similar in that we provide security for money. However, for an additional fee we can actually acquire a target in the past and terminate them before they are a threat to your interests! Furthermore, we can fast forward events and provide vital intelligence concerning the future of any operation you may currently hold an interest in. Classically we have only provided our services to world governments, but today our services can be yours for the low, low, low, introductory price of $999,999,999,999.00
Does this sound too good to be true? Of course it does, that's why it's amazing. It is a revolution. We have made a promotional video that shows our protection service in action. It features synthesizers and sports car. Because Miami Vice is best show. Enjoy.
You see? Amazement by you is experienced now!
For mingling and what not. For all two of us.
Edit: Added info from recruitment topic.