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SilkySkillz85
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#1

Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:02 AM

dear rockstar, its your'e bro from another ho,

there's some things about your'e game i think you should know,

 

its in desperate need of some dlc, 

i need more ways to spend my money

 

it needs new cars, new bikes, new toys to break,

it needs new clothes, tattoos and realistic steak!

 

it needs new missions, races and jobs to do,

it needs heists, casino's and a safehouse for my crew

 

it needs gold chains, nice watches and gloves for my hands

and can we get a jetpack for jolly SWAGman?

 

it needs new paint, chrome wheels and upgrades for my car,

it needs new guns, a chainsaw and a big ass crowbar!

 

it needs better logo's that we can wear proudly,

it needs really big mansions out in blaine county

 

it needs Heat Seeker's and of course a Flamethrower

and please give me back my beloved Rat-Loader,

 

its a lot to ask but there's no need to panic,

i'm sure i'll be just fine,

if you just FIX THE DAMN MECHANIC!!

 

i love you rockstar, your'e like my best buddy

and if you give me these thing you can literally have ALL OF MY MONEY!!!!

 

your's sincerely  SilkySkillz85

 

 

 

 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:04 AM Edited by Gta-freak-VI, 05 February 2014 - 09:04 AM.

Hate to to break it to you but R* will gladly wipe their butt with this letter :).
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:05 AM

Nice. But you missed the most important addition needed. A Segway


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:08 AM

R*'s response:

 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:11 AM

R*'s response:

 

Very crafty.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:14 AM Edited by PANiC ATTACK3R, 05 February 2014 - 09:15 AM.

Meanwhile at R* HQ! 

money%20away.gif

 

;) actually a cool post bro 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:21 AM

It NEEDS to have a steady connection where me and my crew aren't disconnected/timed out/frozen in the clouds every single day.

 

But yes all very valid requests especially Flamethrower and Chainsaw.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:27 AM

I heard from my brother from another mother that R* already abandon GTA Online and soon Los Santos will become a ghost town.


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#9

Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:44 AM

All we need is a gold chain and a pager
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:47 AM

I saw Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock as I read this.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:50 AM

I can just see it now. R* will say 'Click this link to get free GTADollar$'! But the link would be their version of the Rick Roll

 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:33 AM

All we need is a gold chain and a pager

sup Dwayne.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:05 PM

 

All we need is a gold chain and a pager

sup Dwayne.

 

 

LOL I'll never forget that

 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:22 PM

dear mr skillz

 

if you are unhappy with the game that we made,

its really tough sh*t, as we've already been paid

 

there will be no new dlc,

where busy working hard on manhunt 3,

 

yours sincerely: rockstar


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:29 PM

They were gonna do loads of DLC but someone called them cockstar so now they're not.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:38 PM

Meanwhile at R* HQ! 

money%20away.gif

 

;) actually a cool post bro 

More like

toilet-paper-money.jpg

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:51 PM Edited by Insert-Coin-To-Continue, 05 February 2014 - 05:52 PM.

Dear Rockstar, it's your bro from another ho,

There's some things about your game i think you should know,

 

It's in desperate need of some DLC, 

I need more ways to spend my money.

 

It needs new cars, new bikes, new toys to break,

It needs new clothes, tattoos and realistic steak!

 

It needs new missions, races and jobs to do,

It needs heists, casino's and a safe house for my crew.

 

It needs gold chains, nice watches and gloves for my hands,

And can we get a jetpack for jolly SWAGman?

 

It needs new paint, chrome wheels and upgrades for my car,

It needs new guns, a chainsaw and a big ass crowbar!

 

It needs better logo's that we can wear proudly,

It needs really big mansions out in Blaine county.

 

It needs Heat Seekers and of course a Flamethrower

And please give me back my beloved Rat Loader.

 

It's a lot to ask but there's no need to panic,

I'm sure i'll be just fine,

if you just FIX THE DAMN MECHANIC!!

 

I love you Rockstar, you're like my best buddy,

And if you give me these things you can literally have ALL OF MY MONEY!!!!

 

Yours sincerely,

SilkySkillz85

 

 

Okay, now you can have a like. And I shall further agree with most of those points.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:29 PM

Okay, now you can have a like. And I shall further agree with most of those points.

 

 

 

why thank you, your'e approval is much appreciated


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#19

Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:34 PM

Why did you have it rhyme? Plus Im sure if R* was to actually read this they would stop after the first line "Dear Rockstar, it's your bro from another ho" and put it in the spam pile.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:44 PM Edited by Ch4071C, 05 February 2014 - 06:46 PM.

If you wanted to write Rockstar you should think of the following:
This board is not Rockstar.

But here at least you'll get replies. Writing to Rockstar is worse than writing a letter to Santa.

Btw.: Nice text :p
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:29 PM

lol nice rhymes man, but wont happen Dr. Seuss

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:35 PM

Send it to [email protected]


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#23

Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:37 PM

Need more ways to spend your money? Buy seven hundred whale cash cards.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:50 PM

Need more ways to spend your money? Buy seven hundred whale cash cards.

i'm sure rockstar would just love that! lol


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:56 PM

Your request had been filed.

Ticket status: solved
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:11 PM

Thanks for writing this letter, Dr. Suess.

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#27

Posted 06 February 2014 - 07:51 AM

R*'s response:

 

 

i only wish they would carefully explain why it cant be done.

at least that would be better than the wall of silence were getting.





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