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#31

Posted 05 February 2014 - 03:19 PM

 

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or a detachable shower head

 

A Steel dildo.

 

No wonder you guys are still virgins...

 

I don't know about your girlfriend but mine loved her shower head.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 03:25 PM

 

Buy her chocolate and roses, with a card. ;)

 

I don't have a girlfriend yet, but I've got a big thing leading up to Valentines day. A play, that some might call it.

 

I hope it works out for you and you get the guy you are after.

 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 03:28 PM

 

 

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or a detachable shower head

 

A Steel dildo.

 

No wonder you guys are still virgins...

 

I don't know about your girlfriend but mine loved her shower head.

 

My girlfriend loved the black guy next door.

 

She is no longer my girlfriend.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 03:30 PM

If I had a girlfriend I would get her a bouquet of roses, a big heart that's filled with chocolate, and a valentine card filled with cash.

:barf:
 
It's nice to be romantic with the flowers, and the chocolates would be appreciated by the girl too, but money in a card, don't do that, unless your her sugar daddy and atleast 20 years older!!!!
 
OP - get her some flowers and pay for a nice meal together (remember to book a table somewhere nice).
Well the money thing isn't really a big issue for me and I wouldn't mind blowing another $300 in less than 10 minutes again. Last week I blew about $300 on gift cards for my moms birthday and when she saw them, instead of being happy, she got really pissed at me but oh well. Who said I'm 16, for god knows what I might be 40 years old :O

According to 'Members Photos' you don't seem to look like a 40 year old.
Who said that's me :O
But OT now, just try finding stuff that she wants really badly

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:14 PM

A big fat break up text

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:14 PM

 

 

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or a detachable shower head

 

A Steel dildo.

 

No wonder you guys are still virgins...

 

Your mother disagrees.

 

Yeah she likes to tell disabled people things that will never happen, just so they feel better.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:25 PM Edited by geobst, 05 February 2014 - 06:26 PM.

Be creative and make an Easter egg hunt type game where she's to follow instructions given on a card until eventually coming across you with your cock out - the last card is to say "your present is this, my present is what you choose to do with this".

You can always get her some alcohol beforehand if she's not into that.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:08 PM

Err, just get her a card and a big teddy bear lol

This is the answer, since you obviously don't know her well enough. And, most likely you'll be with somebody else next year. If you must make it something 'special' then do the whole thing:

Card, and Bear.

Candy (optional) depending on diet,

 

Dinner and a Movie.

(A box of candy for the mother, when you pick her up, wouldn't hurt.)

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:12 PM

Mandingo party

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#40

Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:52 PM

 

 

 

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or a detachable shower head

 

A Steel dildo.

 

No wonder you guys are still virgins...

 

Your mother disagrees.

 

Yeah she likes to tell disabled people things that will never happen, just so they feel better.

 

No buddy, what I'm saying is that me and thesmileys spitroasted her.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:56 PM

A black, thorny, twelve inch dildo.


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 10:49 PM

You could get her a Giant teddy bear from "Vermont Teddy bear"

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 10:52 PM

Nothing excessively fancy, otherwise she's gonna expect you're gonna give her something on the same level (or even gradually better) every year, on every possible occassion. That's the only advice I can give, as a virgin.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 10:55 PM

How about a gold dipped rose from Steven Singer.

 

(Yes I was listening to Opie and Anthony as I typed this)


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:04 PM

It's on a Friday so you could do the dinner and a movie thing...or just dinner...or just a movie. sh*ts expensive.
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:37 PM

First of all, I need a girlfriend :lol:

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:47 PM Edited by WBaker, 06 February 2014 - 11:50 PM.

You should get her 10 roses and a nice home made dinner. Shows that you want to make an effort more than just buying a box of chocolates.
 
So what do I get my boyfriend? What do guys want for valentines?? I'm thinking about a blowjob gift card or something, but it's kinda typical and boring.. I have no idea, I'm just not that creative!! :p


Blowjob is all he needs really. Get yourself some new lingerie to wear for it.

My girlfriend gave me an early gift of pink Himalayan salt in a grinder. I cook so it was a very nice gift. Still hoping for a bj though.
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Posted 07 February 2014 - 12:10 AM

Just get you're girlfriend a gift card for Victoria's Secret.

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:32 AM

A black, thorny, twelve inch dildo.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 12:40 AM

Pandora bracelet.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 12:43 AM

Lingerie man. You can't go wrong with that.
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Posted 08 February 2014 - 09:09 AM

Weed, vodka and a spearmint condom. Thank me later.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 09:23 AM

A hotel, condoms and beer.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 08:09 PM Edited by Papi Chulo, 08 February 2014 - 08:09 PM.

Mouthwash and  kneepads.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 08:28 PM

 

So what do I get my boyfriend? What do guys want for valentines?? I'm thinking about a blowjob gift card or something, but it's kinda typical and boring.. I have no idea, I'm just not that creative!! :p

 

Out of curiosity, where could I purchase one of these gift cards? 

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 08:50 PM Edited by Chukkles, 08 February 2014 - 08:52 PM.

http://www.mymms.com/utility.aspx#1

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 09:00 PM Edited by Fireman, 08 February 2014 - 09:00 PM.

I thought it said:

 

"Want to get girlfriend for valentines?"

 

So I came here.

 

:'(

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 01:35 AM Edited by F4L?, 09 February 2014 - 01:37 AM.

You should get her 10 roses and a nice home made dinner. Shows that you want to make an effort more than just buying a box of chocolates.

 

So what do I get my boyfriend? What do guys want for valentines?? I'm thinking about a blowjob gift card or something, but it's kinda typical and boring.. I have no idea, I'm just not that creative!! :p

Pro-tip, most guys don't give a single f*ck about valentines day and don't care what they do, most guys see it as a nuisance, a stupid commercialized day for companies to push cheesy gifts towards the materialistic. What's the difference between hanging out with your partner today, or on Valentines day, none. 
Shouldn't buy into this sh*t.

Also a BJ gift card is just stupid, I mean if you're going to put meaning on this day, what a lame gift, seriously, you're going to be having sex anyway, a BJ gift card comes off as skanky in my opinion, you'd be better off not doing anything.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 01:54 AM

Im a f*cking incel lol

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 06:45 AM Edited by GunWrath, 10 February 2014 - 06:46 AM.

Hand her a terry cloth, so she'll be like 'um what's that for baby?', then sit down the bottle of chloroform, then watch her face, once you see that reaction, then place down the butt plug.

 

Btw, it was hard to type this as I couldnt take my eyes off of Hodgey's avatar on the first page. Damn.





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