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#1

Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:40 AM

I litterally have no idea. I've had 3 girlfriends but never during February. I'm a freshman in HS, suggestions?

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:46 AM

Err, just get her a card and a big teddy bear lol

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:50 AM

If I had a girlfriend I would get her a bouquet of roses, a big heart that's filled with chocolate, and a valentine card filled with cash.
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:55 AM

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or a detachable shower head

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:09 AM Edited by Osho, 05 February 2014 - 10:44 AM.

Just buy a nice present like, Card, flowers, or select both wrapped in a gift basket with a cute teddy bear or something. 
 
Still remember, I just  hugged my gf, kissed her and her charming cheeks 
 
But, if you are scared about kissing idea, then follow the usual thing most people anyway do.
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:16 AM Edited by Vlynor, 05 February 2014 - 06:52 AM.

Totally read that wrong. Ignore me.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:47 AM Edited by A J, 05 February 2014 - 06:48 AM.

If I had a girlfriend I would get her a bouquet of roses, a big heart that's filled with chocolate, and a valentine card filled with cash.

:barf:

 

It's nice to be romantic with the flowers, and the chocolates would be appreciated by the girl too, but money in a card, don't do that, unless your her sugar daddy and atleast 20 years older!!!!

 

OP - get her some flowers and pay for a nice meal together (remember to book a table somewhere nice). 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:56 AM

If I had a girlfriend I would get her a bouquet of roses, a big heart that's filled with chocolate, and a valentine card filled with cash.

:barf:
 
It's nice to be romantic with the flowers, and the chocolates would be appreciated by the girl too, but money in a card, don't do that, unless your her sugar daddy and atleast 20 years older!!!!
 
OP - get her some flowers and pay for a nice meal together (remember to book a table somewhere nice).
Well the money thing isn't really a big issue for me and I wouldn't mind blowing another $300 in less than 10 minutes again. Last week I blew about $300 on gift cards for my moms birthday and when she saw them, instead of being happy, she got really pissed at me but oh well. Who said I'm 16, for god knows what I might be 40 years old :O

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:58 AM

A gift card and a lunch followed by a movie outing is the best.  :colgate:

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:59 AM

A Steel dildo.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:01 AM

A Steel dildo.

That's cold.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:05 AM

 

A Steel dildo.

That's cold.

 

If you mean literally, then that's the point big boy.

 

If you mean figuratively then a human penis can't be both hard and the aforementioned cold temperature. Well, not without engaging in illegal paraphillias at least.

 

If you meant both and were trying to be funny, well har bloody har.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:00 AM Edited by WinterEdit, 05 February 2014 - 08:01 AM.

Roses... chocolate... candies...
Works in movies. In real life though, what I imagine:

Roses: "You're saying I have a thorny attitude? I hate you!"
Chocolate: "Are you trying to get me fat? I hate you!"
Candies: "Are you trying to get me fat? I hate you!"

Never had any experience with that though. To be safe, don't get her anything... oh wait.

Not getting anything: "You didn't get anything for me? I hate you!"
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:04 AM

Roses... chocolate... candies...
Works in movies. In real life though, what I imagine:

Roses: "You're saying I have a thorny attitude? I hate you!"
Chocolate: "Are you trying to get me fat? I hate you!"
Candies: "Are you trying to get me fat? I hate you!"

Never had any experience with that though. To be safe, don't get her anything... oh wait.

Not getting anything: "You didn't get anything for me? I hate you!"

Sigh  :/

 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:58 AM


It's been a while since I've been in high school but I'm gonna guess those girls are still as shallow as most were in my day. V day was more about showing off in school than anything. Everyone hated the bitch who had a dozen roses sitting by her desk along with the five foot teddy bear. Get her roses, candy and a god damned teddy bear...you'll be fine. When you are out of high school ..trade all those things for diamonds....bitches love diamonds.
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:24 AM

Hepatitis.
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:26 AM Edited by EphemeralStar, 05 February 2014 - 09:28 AM.

OOOooooo!! If I was your girlfriend I would want the NAKED 3 MAKEUP PALETTE <333 10751014.jpg
But it's a ridiculously over-priced make-up palette. Like..60 bucks?

If you're on a budget FLOWER POWER!!! <33 Roses are nice and all but (for me) I think changing it up a bit with different flowers is nice too. Chocolates are always good too! Maybe even buy a few of her favourite valentine themed chocolates such as red & pink smarties or hershey kisses or peanut butter cups... and put them in a cute goodie-bag and wrap it to a cute BUILD A BEAR!!!!!!! <---that's kind of expensive too so you can just buy a cheap one it's fine. Bwahahhahahha I love Valentines day... I spoil my own BF 10x more on V-day then he does. 

Oh and you must not forget to write a cute little card with cute little doodles and stickers and gay stuff like that.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:17 AM

You should get her 10 roses and a nice home made dinner. Shows that you want to make an effort more than just buying a box of chocolates.

 

So what do I get my boyfriend? What do guys want for valentines?? I'm thinking about a blowjob gift card or something, but it's kinda typical and boring.. I have no idea, I'm just not that creative!! :p

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:19 AM

You don't really need to buy her anything (expensive at least). Of course you need to get a small gift for the sake of attention, but she'll be more than happy if you get something which will result in you both spending time together, like a sauna/spa treatment for two. You could also make her a present, she'll value it more, because of the time you spent to make it and because the present was made from your heart and not money. These things can be really simple, a nice example is opening a kinder surprise or something similar, ditch the toy and put a small letter inside then enjoy her reaction.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:45 AM

Get some nice flowers, and do something, go Ice Skating at night, that's always romantic. Go see a movie or something.

As for myself, well I f*cking drew the lucky card this year, I was racking my brains for something good, my new girlfriend says to me:
'Hey, what are you doing February 14th'
Me not realizing it was valentines day absently replied:
'dunno, probably working'
Her - "Can we watch the Star Wars series, I haven't seen them and you said they were really good"
 

Then in my head it clicked, Valentines Day, omg, she wants to watch f*cking Star Wars on Valentines Day, no f*cking way, is this a joke! JAAACCCKKKPOOOOOOTTTT! DING DING DING!
Yewww! f*cking lucked out this year, have fun doing your cutsie sh*t....

Motherf*ckers.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:19 AM

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or a detachable shower head

 

A Steel dildo.

 

No wonder you guys are still virgins...

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:23 AM

Get her a t-shirt with a meme on it.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:30 AM

If I had a girlfriend I would get her a bouquet of roses, a big heart that's filled with chocolate, and a valentine card filled with cash.

:barf:
 
It's nice to be romantic with the flowers, and the chocolates would be appreciated by the girl too, but money in a card, don't do that, unless your her sugar daddy and atleast 20 years older!!!!
 
OP - get her some flowers and pay for a nice meal together (remember to book a table somewhere nice).
Well the money thing isn't really a big issue for me and I wouldn't mind blowing another $300 in less than 10 minutes again. Last week I blew about $300 on gift cards for my moms birthday and when she saw them, instead of being happy, she got really pissed at me but oh well. Who said I'm 16, for god knows what I might be 40 years old :O

According to 'Members Photos' you don't seem to look like a 40 year old.
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 12:29 PM

 

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or a detachable shower head

 

A Steel dildo.

 

No wonder you guys are still virgins...

 

Your mother disagrees.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 12:51 PM

Wrap your dick in a bow.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:11 PM


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#27

Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:15 PM

Well.

If I was a bit too pessimistic in my last comment, let's be honest...

 

When in doubt, use all your money on something. Anything. As long as it's expensive.

That works.

 

I think.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:47 PM

An apron.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 03:10 PM

Buy her chocolate and roses, with a card. ;)

 

I don't have a girlfriend yet, but I've got a big thing leading up to Valentines day. A play, that some might call it.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 03:18 PM

Buy her chocolate and roses, with a card. ;)

 

I don't have a girlfriend yet, but I've got a big thing leading up to Valentines day. A play, that some might call it.

 

I hope it works out for you and you get the guy you are after.

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