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#91

Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:57 PM

The story started out with Mr. Gibson screaming anti-Jewish slurs at his mirror, before regaining his composure and nodding, "That should be good." he said...


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#92

Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:25 PM Edited by TheGreenSadler, 05 February 2014 - 06:25 PM.

So Mel Gibson said f*ck!!!!!!!!!!!! and masturbated furiously while thinking of Chris Christie...


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:34 PM Edited by RoadRunner71, 05 February 2014 - 06:34 PM.

However, Mel stopped jerking off when he spotted a 25 cent coin sticking out under a closet. He used to light cigars with cash stacks but something inside his soul was urging him to pick that small and almost useless coin up. Something was changing inside him.


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#94

Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:37 PM

Then God said to Mr Gibson, "for your racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemitic rants and remarks, you will embody the stereotypes of every group you hate."


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#95

Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:41 PM

So Mel transformed into a money loving Jew with a giant nose.............


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:41 PM Edited by TheGreenSadler, 05 February 2014 - 06:42 PM.

Then after that poor Mel Gibson sat on the toilet and dropped a huge log.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:09 PM

While screaming, "FREEDOM." Following his trip to the bathroom, he left the building and proceeded to the nearest Starbucks.


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#98

Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:11 PM

Where he would order a black coffee and have a seat in his favorite booth by the south window but then...


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:16 PM

... Then he would shoot himself in the leg just for the lulz XD XD :PpPpPpppP :)))))))))


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#100

Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:23 PM

So Mel Gibson died from extreme blood loss. Then somebody new came into the story, Barney along with a group of children.


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#101

Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:39 PM

So Mel Gibson died from extreme blood loss. Then somebody new came into the story, Barney along with a group of children.

little did he know one of of them was not a child at all, it was an evil midget


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#102

Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:42 PM

This evil little midget was a special evil little midget. He could eat pizza and sh*t out hamburgers.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:53 PM

After locking the door, Barney began to remove his belt in front of the group of children and the little evil midget, while reminding that uncle of his who so liked to hug him and who later discovered wasn't actually his uncle.


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#104

Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:54 PM

Come on, Mods. You've banned for a lot less than this.

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#105

Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:56 PM

Barney wiggled his big rock hard dino dick and nutsack in front of the children and the little evil midget.


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#106

Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:58 PM

Barneys purple Wang looked like a tic tac and the children and evil midget began to laugh hysterically. They then began eat in Mel Gibson's rotting corpse when edie Murphy dressed as a donkey smashes the window and enters tje coffee shop. ...

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#107

Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:00 PM

After he enters the coffee shop, the story ends.

 

/thread.


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#108

Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:01 PM

Eddie Murphy said, "you kids is f*cked up" and left in disgust.


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#109

Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:01 PM

Eddie Murphy said, "you kids is f*cked up" and left in disgust.

No.

 

Just stop.

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#110

Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:01 PM

But it is resurrected when chris farley rises from the grave and shouts "I am Tommy boy!" And walks down the street where he sees......

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#111

Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:02 PM

After he enters the coffee shop, the story ends.

 

/thread.

But wait, there's more!

 

The FBI raid Barney's residence...


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#112

Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:04 PM

But wait! Santa Claus swoops down and saves the story.


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#113

Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:04 PM

Where they find a stash of cocaine and heroin and a meth lab in the bathroom. They open up barneys laptop and find....

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#114

Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:05 PM Edited by TheGreenSadler, 05 February 2014 - 08:06 PM.

Where they find a stash of cocaine and heroin and a meth lab in the bathroom. They open up barneys laptop and find....

They find hardcore asian porno, the kind with puke and rice.


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#115

Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:06 PM

These threads usually don't work out.

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