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#1

Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:37 AM

I thought of something to do to pass the time, some sort of never-ending story deal, like how someone says one line, another picks up, and so forth. A campfire favorite.

 

"One day, Bob was walking out of his house. Bob was shocked to see..."


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:39 AM

... a tree in his front yard. There was nothing unusual about the tree. Nor about it being in the yard, because it has been there for years. What was unusual was Bob seeing the tree, for he was blind.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:45 AM

...He then realized that he could see, and with his new power of sight gained, he decided to go to the...


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:48 AM

..stripper club. Once he was there, he was so excited, so ready, he opened the doors and saw..


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:50 AM

The president of the United States of America teasing his congress men while pole dancing. While all of this was happening behind the strip club ....


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:53 AM

Joe Biden was trying to score a dimebag from...


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:04 AM

David, but unfortunately David was  an extra terrestrial cyborg from the future, which exploded upon human interaction, destroying the universe. Thus ended this thread.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:06 AM

Then Trevor found our Michael was not really dead and they went to meet Franklin

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:07 AM

Then Trevor found our Michael was not really dead and they went to meet Franklin

This did not happen, the universe ended therefore nothing happened ever again.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:17 AM

...said Nale Dixon after waking up in a heroin-induced hangover surrounded by three male prostitutes and a half-eaten porcupine.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:24 AM

"Well, it looks like another day of selling my body," Nale Dixon said enthusiastically. 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:29 AM

On the other side of the world, Nipperkins woke up, looked at the size of his malformed, slug shaped penis and immediately blew his brains out, not able to take the pain of life anymore.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:34 AM

It turned out his slug shaped penis was a slug the whole time, the slug then slithered down the the stairs to find two burglars in shock from the gunshot


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:37 AM

Two burglars laid at the bottom of dead Nipperkin's stairs, writhing in pain, until they were found by...


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:39 AM Edited by gtamann123, 05 February 2014 - 02:43 AM.

gtamann123. Who proceeded to whip out his .357 and blasted the f*ckers into oblivion. Gtamann123 then headed to the strip club to unwind a little bit. Where he was spotted by.....

 

E: well damn looks like i looped the story around. I should have read the first few posts before replying :(

 

Gtamann123. Who proceeded to whip out his .357 and blasted the f*ckers into oblivion. He then headed to the gas station to grab a pack of cigs, Where he was spotted by........


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:41 AM

Robbie, Rikkert, Richard, Gerrie, and Barrie from "New Kids". With a cry of "VERRUKTE MONGOL, KUT!", the five of them....


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:42 AM

All blew their brains out, realizing how silly they are and how they could never live up to their parents' wishes...

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:45 AM

That's when the eagles arrived. Always when they feel like it and never in a way to make things easier. But duffman in a drunken rage shots them for his bbq

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:45 AM Edited by Red XIII, 05 February 2014 - 02:47 AM.

After the BBQ they go to the hotel California...


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:45 AM

With the new kids dead universetwisters descends into a deep depression and opens up the forums to try to find something to cheer him up. He opened up gen chat and found..........

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:46 AM

The admiral gobbling cocks with such veracity
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:47 AM

and also a post from the future with a photo of his dead body cut open, now he has to try to find out what killed him before it happens


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:49 AM

universe logs out of the forums and hides in the bathroom with a butcher knife. Fearing his killer may be just around the corner. Thats when doc brown skashes through the wall in the DeLorean exclaiming "We have to go back!" they then proceed to travel through time to......


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:54 AM

...1975, the night the Edmund Fitzgerald was supposed to sink. Thinking fast, doc brown...


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:56 AM

was born 2 years later...


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:58 AM

murders the entire crew preventing the disaster from ever happening. But in the process he destroys the flux capacitor on the delorean. trapping him and universe in 1975. They then proceed to a discoteque in order to search for help. Where they find......


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:59 AM

...that the discotheque is on fire.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 02:59 AM

...which was started by Amalala Pingpong, the Flying Scotsman himself. Doc Brown prepared for the showdown with Amalala by...


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 03:03 AM

Getting drunk at the local pub with Homer Simpson.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 03:03 AM

Rubbing KY jelly on his ass and dancing around a fire with a rag around his belly and a long tribal stick in hand, he came too close to the fire and caught alight...
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