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#31

Posted 04 February 2014 - 03:24 PM

oh my fuccccccccccckikngh god! grghäapgojrgärihngäaghargipagjh


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#32

Posted 04 February 2014 - 03:30 PM

People that don't know that a rating on the game is only about the people buying it.


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#33

Posted 04 February 2014 - 03:56 PM Edited by Ch4071C, 04 February 2014 - 03:57 PM.

Little kids crying "Leave me alone" are always funny.

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#34

Posted 04 February 2014 - 03:58 PM Edited by WBaker, 04 February 2014 - 04:01 PM.

It's not a terrible idea, Biohazard Abyss had suggested an Official Bitch & Moan thread and I liked the idea then. That's it, I'm hijacking your thread's title.

No way it's getting pinned but if it takes off it should have no problem staying on the first page.
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#35

Posted 04 February 2014 - 04:17 PM

Im tired of non nude strippers in the strip club.

 

 

RAGE!!!!

 

 

Wheres my boobies!

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#36

Posted 04 February 2014 - 04:17 PM

I WANNA f*ckING FLAMETHROWER FFS!!

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#37

Posted 04 February 2014 - 04:22 PM

I am so SICK OF GETTING KNOCKED OVER BY PEDESTRAINS AND SITTING ON THE GROUND FOR 10 MINUTES BEFORE MY CHARACTER DECIDES HMM IM GETTING SHOT AT MAYBE I SHOULD GET UP OR SOMETH- OP IM DEAD O WELL.

 

sheesh

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#38

Posted 04 February 2014 - 04:24 PM

I f*cking miss the gay porn gif guy. I'd wake up and look at a thread about LSC glitching and he'd cheer me up by spamming gay porn gifs left and right.

 

Why, rockstar? Whyyyyyyyyyyy?!

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#39

Posted 04 February 2014 - 04:39 PM

Why is every critcism considered Bitching and moaning?

Guess everyone is 12 and can't handle it, In any case.....

What's with the over-realism? I play GTA to have fun not live out real life in a second reality..Bills, Insurance.. 

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#40

Posted 04 February 2014 - 04:41 PM

I'm f*cking hating Cockstar because they're not giving us Heists.

 

And no, I am not looking for a debate. I'm mad bro.

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 04:42 PM Edited by Malibu454, 04 February 2014 - 07:11 PM.

I really hope this takes off. So I can just scroll down to useful info and fun adventures by all the other crazy f*ckers on here. ;)
Also all bitching and whining can be diverted to here!!
f*cking Genius!!
Clapping hands insert here!! :^:  :^:  :^:

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 04:59 PM

DA HEISTS? WHERE DA HEISTS AT COKSTAH? I BOUGHT 50 CASH CARDS AND STILL NO HEIST? WUT DA FUHK


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#43

Posted 04 February 2014 - 05:15 PM

3 things

 

can't sell cars worth over 50000 has got to f*ck it self!

can't give friend who is starting off one of my cars because you can't remove tracker!

can't give friend money for a garage, even though the money glitch/hacking is "fixed" rockstar needs to sell those cash cards.

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#44

Posted 04 February 2014 - 05:16 PM

DA HEISTS? WHERE DA HEISTS AT COKSTAH? I BOUGHT 50 CASH CARDS AND STILL NO HEIST? WUT DA FUHK


Heists will be videos. If you buy a cash card, you unlock a video that shows your character stealing the card. 30 seconds or do :p

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 05:18 PM

 

DA HEISTS? WHERE DA HEISTS AT COKSTAH? I BOUGHT 50 CASH CARDS AND STILL NO HEIST? WUT DA FUHK


Heists will be videos. If you buy a cash card, you unlock a video that shows your character stealing the card. 30 seconds or do :p

 

Instructions weren't clear enough, i got my dick stuck inside a cash card.

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#46

Posted 04 February 2014 - 05:19 PM

Why is every critcism considered Bitching and moaning?
Guess everyone is 12 and can't handle it, In any case.....
What's with the over-realism? I play GTA to have fun not live out real life in a second reality..Bills, Insurance.. 


I did not change it. I had another name :p

But real criticism makes no sense if you don't spam the R* support with it, so the name for the topic may fit

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#47

Posted 04 February 2014 - 05:21 PM

 

Why is every critcism considered Bitching and moaning?
Guess everyone is 12 and can't handle it, In any case.....
What's with the over-realism? I play GTA to have fun not live out real life in a second reality..Bills, Insurance.. 


I did not change it. I had another name :p

But real criticism makes no sense if you don't spam the R* support with it, so the name for the topic may fit

 

We'll have to agree to disagree,

Seriously, One dislike about Lord Rockstar and Master GTA and you become every inflammatory term know to man


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#48

Posted 04 February 2014 - 05:35 PM


 

Why is every critcism considered Bitching and moaning?
Guess everyone is 12 and can't handle it, In any case.....
What's with the over-realism? I play GTA to have fun not live out real life in a second reality..Bills, Insurance.. 

I did not change it. I had another name :p

But real criticism makes no sense if you don't spam the R* support with it, so the name for the topic may fit
 
We'll have to agree to disagree,
Seriously, One dislike about Lord Rockstar and Master GTA and you become every inflammatory term know to man

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 06:53 PM

I'm tired of tanks roaming the streets, world of tanks is coming to consoles now, go play that instead. Tattoos are blurry to everybody but me, why I bother endeavoring to get a fancy expensive tattoo just so everybody sees it looking like dirt, that's dumb, I hate it. Payouts are nerfed because so many grinders leveled up in a week, I blame the company not the grinders. Why can't I buy a house instead of an apartment, most people live in houses in the world, that's dumb. Passive mode is stupid, it's unrealistic. How is it I can carry five varieties of every weapon and a mini gun too, where are they stashed, in my back pocket? gtfo out with that garbage. Why are all the verified jobs so crummy? I'm sure there are better jobs they could have verified, does anybody over there even play them? Everything is so expensive, I have to grind for an hour or two just to change the color on my car, that's a ripoff. How come every time I choose quick match, I get prison thugz fight, I'm over it by now, and I never get the bus. Match making is stupid, all the time when I ask to give me skilled players, it gives me the same sixteen names that start with A. I'm playing in a session with someone and we do a job together, then we both choose free roam, and end up in different servers! wtf! In game text messaging is intermittent, sometimes it works, sometimes it don't, maybe it's because it costs money, idk why, but I don't like it. Why do the cops ask me to pull over when all they really want me to do is stop so they can shoot me? Damn corrupt cops. Who's brilliant idea was it to put all dots on the map in free roam in all the same color????!!!???? hello!

If you read all this, please forgive me, I apologize.

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 07:08 PM Edited by Malibu454, 05 February 2014 - 01:19 AM.

I'm tired of tanks roaming the streets, world of tanks is coming to consoles now, go play that instead. Tattoos are blurry to everybody but me, why I bother endeavoring to get a fancy expensive tattoo just so everybody sees it looking like dirt, that's dumb, I hate it. Payouts are nerfed because so many grinders leveled up in a week, I blame the company not the grinders. Why can't I buy a house instead of an apartment, most people live in houses in the world, that's dumb. Passive mode is stupid, it's unrealistic. How is it I can carry five varieties of every weapon and a mini gun too, where are they stashed, in my back pocket? gtfo out with that garbage. Why are all the verified jobs so crummy? I'm sure there are better jobs they could have verified, does anybody over there even play them? Everything is so expensive, I have to grind for an hour or two just to change the color on my car, that's a ripoff. How come every time I choose quick match, I get prison thugz fight, I'm over it by now, and I never get the bus. Match making is stupid, all the time when I ask to give me skilled players, it gives me the same sixteen names that start with A. I'm playing in a session with someone and we do a job together, then we both choose free roam, and end up in different servers! wtf! In game text messaging is intermittent, sometimes it works, sometimes it don't, maybe it's because it costs money, idk why, but I don't like it. Why do the cops ask me to pull over when all they really want me to do is stop so they can shoot me? Damn corrupt cops. Who's brilliant idea was it to put all dots on the map in free roam in all the same color????!!!???? hello!

Wow.. Thats a lot :santa:  Let it all out :angry:

I hate the tattoo thing too. I didn't realize it till I got another xbox and saw it from the other perspective.  I was like wtf??

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 08:24 PM Edited by Happy_Killstick, 04 February 2014 - 08:32 PM.

I'm tired of tanks roaming the streets, world of tanks is coming to consoles now, go play that instead. Tattoos are blurry to everybody but me, why I bother endeavoring to get a fancy expensive tattoo just so everybody sees it looking like dirt, that's dumb, I hate it. Payouts are nerfed because so many grinders leveled up in a week, I blame the company not the grinders. Why can't I buy a house instead of an apartment, most people live in houses in the world, that's dumb. Passive mode is stupid, it's unrealistic. How is it I can carry five varieties of every weapon and a mini gun too, where are they stashed, in my back pocket? gtfo out with that garbage. Why are all the verified jobs so crummy? I'm sure there are better jobs they could have verified, does anybody over there even play them? Everything is so expensive, I have to grind for an hour or two just to change the color on my car, that's a ripoff. How come every time I choose quick match, I get prison thugz fight, I'm over it by now, and I never get the bus. Match making is stupid, all the time when I ask to give me skilled players, it gives me the same sixteen names that start with A. I'm playing in a session with someone and we do a job together, then we both choose free roam, and end up in different servers! wtf! In game text messaging is intermittent, sometimes it works, sometimes it don't, maybe it's because it costs money, idk why, but I don't like it. Why do the cops ask me to pull over when all they really want me to do is stop so they can shoot me? Damn corrupt cops. Who's brilliant idea was it to put all dots on the map in free roam in all the same color????!!!???? hello!

If you read all this, please forgive me, I apologize.

 

About the weapons

We need like holsters or straps for it

A sidearm and knife holster on the tigh

the AR's needs straps so you leave it hanging on your back.

same for Shotguns.  

Same with Snipers.

Maybe a grenade belt?

a little backpack or sidebag where you keep stickies that should only be placeable and not throwable, should also be phone detonation on them.

 

Should only be able to have 1 melee weapon, 1 pistol, 1 AR, MG or Sniper , maybe a shotgun with you too

RPGs GLs and MIniguns should drop if you try to store it.

 

kinda sounds like a sh*tty free MMOFPS :whuh:  but still i think it would be better than having a full arsenal with you 

 

Also where do our characters keep their ammo and mags?!?!?!  :panic:

 

           ''EDIT''

Forgot about snipers and explosives

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#52

Posted 04 February 2014 - 08:36 PM

Another thing that piss me off is the bounty timer. Cockstar can go f*ck themselves with that.

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#53

Posted 04 February 2014 - 08:45 PM

Why the f*ck are Vs. Missions, LTS, and Capture still in the Quick *Mission* section??? That section should only be for missions from Lester, TPI, and Martin! Jeeez...

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#54

Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:09 PM

Slot 1 Insurance problem. 

 

My crew rank being frozen in game at 29 while it continues to increase on social club. 

 

Being kicked from missions when I join. I get it that I'm 135, or that you only wanted to play with your friends.. learn how to close the lobby. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO DAMMIT. 

 

And what Sir Michael said.. VS missions being in with the "Join random mission" option. If I wanted a vs mission I would have selected the "Join Random VS Mission" option.. wtf is it there for? 

 

I think that's it.. 

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:24 PM

I f*cking hate it when I'm flying and leaving the damned planet in a Lazer, and then two f*cking police helicopters spawn, JUST as i'm think I'm about to lose them!

 

I also hate how the biggest f*cking aircraft in this game blow up by running over a goddamn ladybug, or barely touching anything! (Titan, Jet, Cargo plane.) 

 

Why in the hell does the Submarine have two seats, if only one can get in?

 

Why do I always have to pay for a car that a tank blew up?

 

And last, but most definitely NOT f*cking least, why the hell is it that when I shoot or throw a grenade in the middle of nowhere, Cops hear it and come and shoot at me!!!??! What's the point in a silencer if it doesn't work, anyway!

 

*Sigh* well that feels better. I hate you R* :)

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:51 PM Edited by NYC PATROL, 04 February 2014 - 09:55 PM.

I hate hand to hand melee deathmatches with a ton of people. The worst part of hand to hand melee battles is the lag. I mash the punch button and my character doesn't do sh*t. Then I get air punched 10x in a row Matrix style and die.

 

Then there is the triple-quadruple teaming up on people. Who am I freaking Neo?

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#57

Posted 04 February 2014 - 10:29 PM

Logged on for a half an hour.

 

Time Out joining session.

 

Dropped while joining a mission.

 

Game froze when finally managed to join mission.

 

This is constant and has been since Online was released. If I can't stay connected how am I supposed to have fun, exactly?

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#58

Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:00 AM

TTT. :cookie:


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#59

Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:05 AM

f*ck YOU MECHANIC FOR SPAWNING ON THE FREEWAY ABOVE ME AND DRIVING ACROSS HALF THE MAP, AND FOR FIGHTING AND KILLING ME DURING A MISSION FOR NO f*ckING REASON AND CAUSING THE MISSION TO FAIL!!

 

It felt good to yell that IRL too...All my anger towards the Mechanic is temp gone now. :)

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:06 AM

I really want servers with no cops.

 

It's incredibly annoying when you're trying to defend yourself in the all out war that's known as "Free Mode"

 

and you can't even do that without having 10+ cops gunning for you at the same time!

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