When you pick a rpg from nowhere!!!
Lets play a little game...You know you play too much GTA 5 when you...
Posted 19 December 2014 - 11:31 AM
I had a dream about GTA V last night...
like, a breaking the 5th wall dream... Franklin was talking to me about wanting more content... or something
then I banged some girl from high school that I haven't thought about in 10 years but.... yeah... wtf (and don't tell my wife haha)
but yeah wtf Franklin get back to ironing shirts and getting drunk but not drunking -- leave before you take advantage of my dreams again
Posted 19 December 2014 - 04:47 PM
When you see a white new Buffalo S I mean Charger and say hey there's Franklins car
If someone cuts you off you wish you had a sticky bomb LMAO!
When you stop at a light and see shortcuts through a soccer field!
Posted 19 December 2014 - 07:33 PM
See a armored truck in real life and in your mind wish you had a sticky bomb to rob it.
Posted 21 December 2014 - 08:49 AM
When you know how to get around Los Santos better than the area you live at in real life.
When you see an armored truck and ask where your sticky bomb is
When you don't understand why your wife yells at you for failing to obey stop signs and traffic signals
When you see someone get arrested and you think they should have just hid in a glitch
Posted 21 December 2014 - 07:16 PM
when you shoot rockets to alert police at justin bieber concert
Posted 21 December 2014 - 07:25 PM
5,6 grab your d*ck1, 2 Trevor's coming for you! 3,4 better lock your door!
You're having a nightmare, and instead of Freddy Krueger chasing you, it's Trevor.
7, 8 pray he ate
9, 10 not this sh*t again
Posted 24 December 2014 - 02:48 PM
Buy rocket launcher and owl mask and pretend to be citzen
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