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GoldenBlade
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#91

Posted 30 July 2014 - 08:23 AM

-Name your dog Chop
-Say lines from the game in real life to people
-Start acting like Michael, Trevor, or Franklin
-Attempt to hijack a jet from your local military base

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#92

Posted 30 July 2014 - 09:25 AM

- Play GTA V too much.

 

How do we quantify 'too much'?


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#93

Posted 02 August 2014 - 07:54 PM

.... when you're on your death bed, with your family surrounding you, you say "Don't cry, just pick me up at the nearest hospital..."

 

.... go to the barber shop and ask for a trim, and when 10 seconds have passed, ask "Why aren't you done yet?"

 

.... go to the barbershop and ask for a nice long beard and some more hair.

 

.... carry around an extra suit to wear when you try on some new shoes.

 

.... accidentally bump into someone and then say "I'm sorry man, just please don't call the cops on me!"


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#94

Posted 02 August 2014 - 08:22 PM

Imagine myself what can I do to a group of people with a minigun.

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#95

Posted 02 August 2014 - 08:25 PM

Was at the grocery store yesterday and when I came out there was a line of 3 cars waiting at an intersection in the parking lot. For some reason, the first thing I thought of was "has the game frozen?"

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#96

Posted 02 August 2014 - 09:36 PM

When you jump forward and accidetally ragdoll forward instead.

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#97

Posted 03 August 2014 - 07:15 AM

When you just want to speed through every intersection on the road and drive on the wrong side to get to your destination faster.


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#98

Posted 06 August 2014 - 03:14 PM Edited by toxic paradise, 06 August 2014 - 03:14 PM.

You're having a nightmare, and instead of Freddy Krueger chasing you, it's Trevor.

1, 2 Trevor's coming for you! 3,4 better lock your door!

 

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#99

Posted 08 August 2014 - 02:48 AM

...When you actually made a fatal rookie mistake and bought the game.


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#100

Posted 12 August 2014 - 09:04 PM

This one actually happened. I was at a restaurant and ordered a carbonara. It came out "Carbonizarre".

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#101

Posted 12 August 2014 - 11:03 PM

Wait forever to get a new update

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#102

Posted 13 August 2014 - 07:44 AM

When you fiind a teddy bear in the garbage..
AND f*ck IT

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#103

Posted 13 August 2014 - 05:12 PM Edited by elias7001, 13 August 2014 - 05:12 PM.

...when you say in your local GameStop you want to buy Midnight Club: Los Santos...

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#104

Posted 13 August 2014 - 09:24 PM

When youre so in the zone that you didnt even notice that it turned from day to night outside

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#105

Posted 13 August 2014 - 09:25 PM

...when I see vehicles in real life and recognise them as their in-game names than real world names.

Just today I was driving home and thought "Look at that Dominator... Wait, what?"
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#106

Posted 14 August 2014 - 09:42 AM Edited by iainspad, 14 August 2014 - 09:47 AM.

...when you see a teddy bear tied to the front of a van or truck grille and think "MISTER RASPBERRY JAM!!"

...when I see vehicles in real life and recognise them as their in-game names than real world names.

Just today I was driving home and thought "Look at that Dominator... Wait, what?"
I see the snake eye-like rear lights and think "Oh my god it's the Fathom FQ 2!" only to realise it's a Nissan SUV.

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#107

Posted 14 August 2014 - 09:52 AM Edited by lol232, 14 August 2014 - 09:52 AM.

...when you say in your local GameStop you want to buy Midnight Club: Los Santos...

Funnily enough that actually happened to me.

Another thing that happened to me, was when I was driving a bumper car with my friends, I was about to drive it and then shaped my hands like I was holding a PS3 controller, about to "press" R2 and then I realise that's not how it works. :lol:

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#108

Posted 14 August 2014 - 04:38 PM

...when you see a teddy bear tied to the front of a van or truck grille and think "MISTER RASPBERRY JAM!!"
 

 

...when I see vehicles in real life and recognise them as their in-game names than real world names.

Just today I was driving home and thought "Look at that Dominator... Wait, what?"
I see the snake eye-like rear lights and think "Oh my god it's the Fathom FQ 2!" only to realise it's a Ni

When i saw a Dacia Logan i thought... wow an Asea how the heck did he got the car, because it is so rare!

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#109

Posted 14 August 2014 - 05:21 PM

When you want to go to a gun store,

but realize that there are no gun stores in Norway

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#110

Posted 14 August 2014 - 05:25 PM Edited by hawkstalker, 14 August 2014 - 05:29 PM.

Standing on a street corner waiting for the crosswalk light to come on and hope the chick next to you doesn't call the cops

Getting mad because your local gun shop doesn't sell RPGs and asks for a background check

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#111

Posted 15 August 2014 - 08:23 AM

..when you arrive at your destination in your car and you wonder why your car door isn't opening, even though your brain is hitting the green triangle or yellow 'Y'..

 

..when the fire brigade smash through your door to tell you your dinner is cooked, because you thought the approaching sirens were 'in-game', the door banging was the bass-box on max, you mistook the smoke for 'in-game' fog, because R*'s weather effects are 'almost' real and you ignored the smell of your burning toast because you have one of those new scratch 'n' sniff T.V.s, obviously!

 

..when you have an out-of-body experience, you expect to see everything turn black and white and get smacked in the eyes with a 'wasted' sign.. (or is that just me?!)

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#112

Posted 15 August 2014 - 08:38 AM Edited by Son of Zeus, 15 August 2014 - 08:41 AM.

When you repeatedly stomp on your copy of Gta IV yelling: 'c*nt, c*nt, c*nt!'
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#113

Posted 15 August 2014 - 12:40 PM Edited by nkaujrog, 15 August 2014 - 12:43 PM.

Play Rooftop Rumble on Hard by yourself because you can't rely on others since they'll f*ck up and get you killed and/or blow up the document ... (smh)

 

Or .. you quit the game, drive out for some food, while stopped at a light, you look at the car next to you and wonder if you should get out, jack their car, and drive off.


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#114

Posted 17 August 2014 - 12:22 AM

Time Spent in GTA Online 57d 15h 42m 36s

That's how I know. gta stats.com just lays it down. Math can be pretty ugly sometimes.


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#115

Posted 17 August 2014 - 12:36 AM Edited by gagemb9918, 17 August 2014 - 12:36 AM.

When you end up shooting a Bugatti Veyron going down your street and you realize that not, only have you killed an innocent man, but now you have to pay insurance on his "personal vehicle".

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#116

Posted 22 August 2014 - 07:33 PM

Um, when you SEE THIS IN REAL LIFE.

 

Seriously, just saw it next to my workplace. LS Customs is real.

 

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#117

Posted 23 August 2014 - 11:11 PM

- When you see a car that doesn't resemble any in GTA and think "Wow, they've released another DLC pack?"

 

- When you drive past a bank and say "I wonder if they've updated it so the doors are unlocked now?


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#118

Posted 24 August 2014 - 11:10 PM

...you call your mum "nigga"

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#119

Posted 18 December 2014 - 03:11 PM

An example from today: I walked towards the passenger side of my car, intending to get in to drive. I blame this on the fact I've been using cars in GTAO more than usual recently.

 

 Luckily, I haven't tried to drive on the right of the road yet.


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#120

Posted 18 December 2014 - 10:08 PM Edited by American Alpha, 18 December 2014 - 10:09 PM.

...start trying to play as a pedestrian.





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