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#61

Posted 13 July 2014 - 04:56 PM

When you see a new Corvette in traffic and you go, "Oh look! A new Coquette- I mean Corvette!"

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#62

Posted 13 July 2014 - 06:05 PM Edited by Blackous666, 13 July 2014 - 06:06 PM.

When you stomp foot in toilet :)

(sorry for my bad english)

EDIT://

When you jack your brother and sell his car :panic:

That sounded weird :D

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Posted 14 July 2014 - 02:19 AM

think the world flashes black and white with an x over your target when you gun somebody down in real life. lol not that I'd ever kill in real life, but the screen flash and x are a turd in the gtav punchbowl.

 

PS: Shooting in GTAV is crap with the screen flashing and x markers, let us turn them off.


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#64

Posted 14 July 2014 - 02:24 AM

...when you panic every time you see a car falling roof first, thinking it will explode on impact with the ground.

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Posted 14 July 2014 - 02:26 AM Edited by hitrho5, 15 July 2014 - 10:12 AM.

when you.....

-walk into a gun shop and ask for a fireworks launcher, a jerry can, and a parachute

-take a tour through Beverly Hills and ask the tour guide where Michael De Santa's house is

-search for the Vanilla Unicorn on Google Maps

-buy a Rottweiler and name him Chop

-flip through channels on TV and get frustrated because you can't find Weasel News

-pull up to the side of the street in LA and ask for directions to Grove St.

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#66

Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:36 AM

Call dress shoes, smart shoes


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 05:46 AM

When you kill loads and loads of people. That's what the papers say and if we can't believe them, what can we believe.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 09:56 AM

When you believe gangs in the game are real.

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Posted 16 July 2014 - 11:35 AM

There's a breaking news bulletin concerning a major heist and you think to yourself "That reminds me where the f*ck are the heists in GTAO?"
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Posted 16 July 2014 - 12:52 PM

There's a breaking news bulletin concerning a major heist and you think to yourself "That reminds me where the f*ck are the heists in GTAO?"

Didn't you get the memo. Heists are coming soon. Promise. :lol:

 

Cheers.

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 02:05 AM

 

There's a breaking news bulletin concerning a major heist and you think to yourself "That reminds me where the f*ck are the heists in GTAO?"

Didn't you get the memo. Heists are coming soon. Promise. :lol:

 

Cheers.

 

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 02:18 AM

...when you only go to jail for a minute after committing a massacre.


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#73

Posted 19 July 2014 - 05:59 PM

When you jump off of a building and forget the parachute


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Posted 20 July 2014 - 11:04 AM

come off the  x box then watch u tube videos of gta 5


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Posted 20 July 2014 - 11:10 AM

You see a Bugatti and think.

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 05:03 AM Edited by 371jah19, 23 July 2014 - 05:08 AM.

When you get out of your car and look back hoping that your car won't disappear in thin air.

When you are driving down the road and see a number of suvs and go "NOT THIS BUG AGAIN AAHHH!!!"

When you get honked at and go "I WILL C4 THE SH*T OUT OF YOU!!!!"

When you stop next to a car with the driver in it you suddenly get a strong urge to ram that car off the road.

When you suddenly seem to be stuck on gta forums for hours (just like me)

Thankfully i did not do none of this, except for the last one.
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 10:33 AM

When you don't have to use the radar


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:53 PM

- When you mistake a Mercedes Benz as a Benefactor

-when you watch a movie of LA and you think to yourself i have been somewhere exactly like that place but i can't remember when.

-When you start talking to your mates about sh*t you did in GTA 


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Posted 25 July 2014 - 03:16 PM

...when you see a nice car and you want to steal it thinking there's no consequence.

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#80

Posted 27 July 2014 - 11:02 AM

And when you're watching movies set in LA, and thinking,
Yep, I've been there, there, and there. Oooh, ammunation is just around the block

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#81

Posted 27 July 2014 - 05:57 PM

no, YOU have a problem!


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#82

Posted 27 July 2014 - 09:55 PM

when i start calling real cars their gta car name. if that makes sense, example if i see a lambo i'll call it a vacca or infernus x)


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#83

Posted 28 July 2014 - 05:52 PM

When you mimic Michael's way of speech and walk in real life... sometimes when I'm arguing in real life I say "You know what? You're one nasty f*ck" in Michael's voice.

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 01:12 AM

when you ask your real father name Trevor if he went on any sick killing spree's lately


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#85

Posted 29 July 2014 - 03:37 PM

When you see an actual armored van in real life and have to stop and focus for a couple of minutes to resist the urge to try and attack it.


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#86

Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:11 AM

eat a monkey

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#87

Posted 30 July 2014 - 03:48 AM

When you're surprised to hear a new line in a mission.


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#88

Posted 30 July 2014 - 03:51 AM

Your PS3 gets the YLOD


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Posted 30 July 2014 - 04:55 AM

I literally don't know the real life counterparts of GTA cars. I walk by the street and like...

 

Glendale, Blade, Taxi, Patriot, Rhino... wait. Rhino?!

 

I just saw a tank today cruising through my garden.


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#90

Posted 30 July 2014 - 04:59 AM Edited by dillono, 30 July 2014 - 04:59 AM.

...when the frame rate drops frequently.


I literally don't know the real life counterparts of GTA cars. I walk by the street and like...

 

Glendale, Blade, Taxi, Patriot, Rhino... wait. Rhino?!

 

I just saw a tank today cruising through my garden.

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