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#31

Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:35 AM

When you wake up on train tracks wearing only your underpants...


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#32

Posted 06 February 2014 - 06:48 PM

When you bought the Collecters Edition, 5 Posters, A guide book, my android has wallpapers including the computer and my mom is like "Para de juar ese binche nintendo!"

 

so mexican she thinks that my ps3 is a Nintendo but thats real mexican Mom.

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#33

Posted 06 February 2014 - 08:28 PM

When you seriously consider moving to Echo Park one day (Real-life Mirror Park) :)

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#34

Posted 06 February 2014 - 08:30 PM

When you want visit California because of the game. I might take a vacation there next summer.


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#35

Posted 06 February 2014 - 10:21 PM Edited by BlackSquirrel, 06 February 2014 - 10:22 PM.

When you jack your brother and sell his car :panic:


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#36

Posted 06 February 2014 - 10:30 PM

When you bought the Collecters Edition, 5 Posters, A guide book, my android has wallpapers including the computer and my mom is like "Para de juar ese binche nintendo!"

 

so mexican she thinks that my ps3 is a Nintendo but thats real mexican Mom.

by default any system we own is a nintendo even if its side by side to display comparison lol "tu y tu chingadera de juegos"


lol im pretty sure in real life it would look like this

http://www.metacafe...._chappelle_gta/


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#37

Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:06 PM

When you walk into a clothing shop in just your underpants, you change into jeans, jackets, boots and shades you already own, and then walk out without paying.

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#38

Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:32 PM

...you accidentally hit an animal in the road and award yourself ten points.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:42 PM Edited by elias2012, 06 February 2014 - 11:47 PM.

..... You see a cop, punch him TO DEATH, STEAL HIS GUN, MORE COPS COME AND 

 

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#40

Posted 07 February 2014 - 01:41 PM

Try to find Fort Zancudo to steal a tank.


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#41

Posted 07 February 2014 - 02:28 PM

When you walk into a clothing shop in just your underpants, you change into jeans, jackets, boots and shades you already own, and then walk out without paying.

Wait... I was doing that before GTA V even hit the stores.


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#42

Posted 07 February 2014 - 04:22 PM

LOL.....driving on the sidewalk....yea, I was doing that, too


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#43

Posted 07 February 2014 - 04:31 PM

When you haven't played it for a month.


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Posted 07 February 2014 - 06:20 PM Edited by baconbosssauce, 07 February 2014 - 06:22 PM.

When you pass by a Range Rover and you think "oh sh*t $9k"

 

When you want to throw a sticky at the asshole driver in front of you

 

When you pull your phone out, go to your contacts and try to find Pegasus

 

When you can't tell if the ambulance/police sirens are really outside or coming from your TV

 

When you walk by a nice car and have to think twice about not yanking them out of their PV


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#45

Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:05 PM

Walk around inspecting an area (mall, building complex, parking garage, etc) thinking "this area would make a great Team Deathmatch arena..."


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#46

Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:29 PM

Walk into a petrol station, and the guy behind the counter actually looks like the one in the game, so I rob him. :miranda:

 

I read this in the voice of Mitch Hedberg.    :lol:

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#47

Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:57 PM

Yell for my dog and realize I don't own one


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#48

Posted 07 February 2014 - 10:35 PM

Start to worry that I'm not treating my dog right, because I didn't DL the correct app on my phone.

 

I don't own a dog either.


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Posted 06 July 2014 - 01:00 AM

When you start feeling like your poor so you do missions


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Posted 06 July 2014 - 06:15 AM

What's really funny is, I have a lil cousin named "CJ" who lives next door to me. He's 9 yrs old, got a mini dirt bike for Christmas (green mind you), named his pit bull puppy Chop, and just last week got in trouble for referring to a lil girl at school as "his bitch" smdh Not to mention, he saw a friend of mine rollin a blunt with the bag still open, and when he tried to hide what he was doing, CJ was like "Nah don't worry bruh...I know what that is I ain't gon snitch you out" lol Yeah he needs his ass WHOOPED LOL

 

As for me personally:

 

Not wearing seat belt/or stopping at signs, lights.

 

Smoking trees IRL while watching Frank or Mike do the same thing (it's fun being high WITH your character...I call it "Weedception")

 

Finding myself listening to the same 7 or 8 songs on a CD, then switching to radio to hear another 7 to 8 songs being played in constant rotation.

 

I live in what ppl consider "the hood", and have actually seen known gangbangers (Bloods mostly) wearing green. Saw two niggas rockin purple and black just last night LOL

 

I had a cashier actually tell me at Food Lion that 'My Walk' reminded him of Mike's lol

 

Actually bumping Hall & Oates with the windows down...Seriously, those White boys got SOUL!


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#51

Posted 07 July 2014 - 03:39 AM

When you occasionally think about shooting someone

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 04:32 AM

..... You see a cop, punch him TO DEATH, STEAL HIS GUN, MORE COPS COME AND 

 

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lol bye bye Justin Bieber XD

 

 

 

 

when you shoot and kill every NPC that looks like Justin Bieber


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#53

Posted 07 July 2014 - 12:55 PM

When you try to mimick the characters' walking and running styles. 'specially Franklin's, because he's in good shape.


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#54

Posted 07 July 2014 - 04:24 PM

When you smoke weed and in 25 seconds your high is gone or you drink shot after shot just to be sober in under a minute of walking around.


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#55

Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:56 PM

Climb out the window at night, determined to find North Yankton.


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#56

Posted 10 July 2014 - 06:58 AM

running to a sub way station with an ak47 and kill all the cops in it. while playing as trevor and wearing a burgerlers mask. and then planing to make an escape.


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#57

Posted 10 July 2014 - 10:49 PM

When you start seeing a bunch of jeeps everywhere, you become worried that there are no more cars on the road.


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#58

Posted 12 July 2014 - 10:44 PM

When you know the lyrics to every song on a station

When you memorized all the ways back you your apartment

When you get in a car and turn the radio on without thinking

When you see a train and follow it do you can jump on it

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#59

Posted 13 July 2014 - 01:43 AM

When Chop leaves another dump on your property


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#60

Posted 13 July 2014 - 04:18 PM

When you use what you did playing GTA over the weekend to answer the question at work "What did you do this weekend?"

 

"Oh, well I hung out with about 15 friends and set off some fireworks in front of my apartment, went to the stripclub, drove around drunk running over pedestrians, oh and I kicked my friend out of my car to make room for the hooker I picked up. Then I robbed a convenience store, had that same friend I kicked out of my car early swing by and pick me up in a helicopter. We kept running to the same garage and killing people and then chased a car down, killed the man in it, and picked up his briefcase that happened to fall out of his car. We then drove it to the same guys house like 30 or 40 times. Now I'm a millionaire! So what did you do this weekend Kathryn?"





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