Roll your car upside down and think by turning the steering wheel right or left, your car will roll back onto it's wheels
Lets play a little game...You know you play too much GTA 5 when you...
Posted 02 February 2014 - 08:01 PM Edited by kansas_dude, 02 February 2014 - 08:01 PM.
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Posted 02 February 2014 - 09:35 PM
Walk into a petrol station, and the guy behind the counter actually looks like the one in the game, so I rob him.
Posted 02 February 2014 - 10:27 PM Edited by killahmatic, 02 February 2014 - 10:28 PM.
...wake up in a dress
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 03:20 AM
...drive your motorcycle into your local convenience store.
...pour gasoline trails around cars and gas pumps, and shoot them.
Posted 03 February 2014 - 03:22 AM Edited by mnmn1234, 03 February 2014 - 03:22 AM.
Forget That LA Is real and think It's Fake
Posted 03 February 2014 - 04:29 AM
Ask the person riding with me in real life if "they have the sticky bombs" when I see an armored truck hahahaha
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 05:10 AM Edited by im_stoned, 03 February 2014 - 05:16 AM.
it's not totally related to gta but the other day a car drove past me and i thought to myself '' what would happen if i throw this can of drink at the windshield'' I wouldn't really do it. I could cause a car accident ect i'm not about that life. I don't wish ill will on anybody it's simply a random thought i have.
BTW why can't we do that in V ? In IV you could pick up cans of drink ect and throw them fair enough they had no weight and didn't do much damage but it still should of been in V and improved. We should be able to commit petty crimes their always good for laugh i reckon
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 07:29 AM
-Closed restaurants remind you of GTA V.
-You think you have some epic driving skill that slows down time.
-You expect people to call the cops from standing too close to them.
-Golf and tennis somehow seem more appealing than ever.
-Stock market crashes start concerning you.
-You buy a teddy bear and name it Mr Raspberry Jam.
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 07:33 PM
You beat a hooker to death after banging her five times in a row
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 07:41 AM Edited by Cutter De Blanc, 04 February 2014 - 07:43 AM.
When you're doing something boring and you go to switch characters.
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:53 AM
driving and thinking people's yards and open fields look like good shortcuts
Posted 04 February 2014 - 10:03 AM
when you think hitting someone with a crowbar is a good idea
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 12:28 PM Edited by stangone50, 04 February 2014 - 12:31 PM.
Um when I start talkin about the game in my sleep EVERY night and wake to my girl being pissed at me cuz I was talkin about the game in my sleep all night .
when you start parking behind bushes to hide from people ..irl
when someone cuts you off irl and the first thing you think of is .. where are my dam sticky bombs .
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 01:33 PM
When you spend time on this forum hoping to see if anyone has any cool stunt or freeplay ideas only to find several ranting threads.
When all you can think about during the day is the next thing you're going to try when you get home and pop in GTA V. Then when you experience the frustration at midnight because you didn't get around to accomplish what you were thinking about all day because you ended up screwing around, holding up stores, running down the street smashing skulls with crowbars at random, etc.
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 02:02 PM
when your driving around and spot a armored money truck, and start searching for your stickys..
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 08:14 PM
You know you play too much GTA 5 when you...
...hear some 1980s Prog Rock and all you wanna do is cruise down the freeway, head into to Sandy Shores and then up them Vinewood Hills.....
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 11:03 PM
when i drive by an armored truck and wonder why the weapon wheel select doesnt pop up in front of me to select sticky bombs.
when i park too far and think i can call my mechanic to bring it to me.
when i got into a accident i figured i can get it repaired fast and instantly at los santos customs.
i see bikers i automatically assume they are lost members
Posted 04 February 2014 - 11:55 PM
When you decide to destroy a strangers car for no reason.
Posted 05 February 2014 - 12:55 AM
You're having a nightmare, and instead of Freddy Krueger chasing you, it's Trevor.
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:19 AM Edited by Red XIII, 05 February 2014 - 01:21 AM.
You know you watch saw too much when you read the title of this topic in jig....oh wait, wrong topic sorry.
Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:26 AM
When you start calling Facebook Life Invader.
When you see start referring to cars as their GTA name
I know this is related to IV but when you start calling Times Square Star Junction.
Posted 05 February 2014 - 01:28 AM
When you torture an innocent pedestrian with different types of weapons.
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