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Sky_Light12
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#241

Posted 01 June 2016 - 02:47 PM Edited by Sky_Light12, 01 June 2016 - 02:48 PM.

They see griefin , they hatin

i see they ragin , they trash-talkin

i see they rage-quittin , i laughin

 

the disaster in LS

brought to you by Insane Troll

who was in rampaging in a tank

 

squad cars catching up to me , f*ck Da Police

flying pigs spawning out of nowhere , f*ck Da Police

and now cornered and bleeding to death with one final words : f*ck Da Police * followed with middle finger *

 

goin to ghetto hoods

pointin my shiny gun to ballas

killin every single of them

 

gone hunting fighter jets

with my sniper rifle beside of me

BOOM ! and you're not so tough now , huh !


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#242

Posted 01 June 2016 - 03:00 PM

I like potatoes
Made with sour cream in me
Grand theft auto time

Damn it f w 3
What have you done to me here
I can't stop haiku

Joining a session
Up on the clouds loading in....
Timed out try again

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#243

Posted 01 June 2016 - 03:01 PM

I'm really old
I want a trailer
Not a poet I am

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#244

Posted 01 June 2016 - 03:09 PM Edited by deadx23, 02 June 2016 - 12:47 AM.

I'm really old
I want a trailer
Not a poet I am

You are really old
What kind of trailer for you
Poet becomes you






Finding a way in
Coming to stay just today
Hoping to not die

Falling in place soon
Dieing to stay for some time (lol I misspelled dying)
Trouble goes away

Shooting at my face
Can't see far from me bloodlust
Rage in me is gone


Bored at work today
What will the forums say now
Have not had a leak

Time is fading out
Darkness follows me today
A game will be next

Why am I still here
Can't see ahead of time why
I am stuck forever

New map new life comes
Rumored to be out real soon
Don't get your hopes up

YoloSwagInc
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#245

Posted 01 June 2016 - 08:04 PM

Heists are hard to do

Because noobs play the game too

I rage and they leave


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#246

Posted 02 June 2016 - 12:10 AM

No more adversary modes

No more adversary modes

Adversary modes no. 


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#247

Posted 02 June 2016 - 12:12 AM

spawn in online

Seeing fem character tight ass

ejaculate


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#248

Posted 02 June 2016 - 12:15 AM Edited by rlk232, 02 June 2016 - 12:16 AM.

Love U Hakuchou

Baddest bike doing wheelie

Forever you rule


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#249

Posted 02 June 2016 - 12:30 AM Edited by Mr Dazza, 02 June 2016 - 12:32 AM.

Heavy Sniper Kill

True Marksmanship shown by strafe

"You f*cking modder!"

 

Los Santos Customs

"Beep Beep" at the garage door

"Dazza killed Player"

 

GTA Online

Intelligence prevails here

"moder spawn mony"

 

What a good session

Killed a level 8000

Did my game just crash?


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#250

Posted 25 June 2016 - 04:02 PM

It is amazing
How people cannot haiku
G T A forums

Yeah, it makes me sad.
Like a cone without ice cream.
Yet, still sticky hands.

 

ew. :)

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#251

Posted 21 December 2016 - 04:26 AM Edited by --V--, 21 December 2016 - 04:27 AM.

Oh okay, so there was a Haiku thread. Lemme contribute:
 
*Enters session*  
"Hacker give money pls"
Not this again....

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#252

Posted 21 December 2016 - 07:08 AM Edited by BondageKitty, 21 December 2016 - 07:09 AM.

GTA on Spring
We promise Heists coming soon
PC coming March

First on potato
Then on the potato's son
But best on PC

Hi scooter brother
We are brothers on scooters
Wait scooter brother

Beautiful machine
Impressive automobile
Until giantgiants struck

Oh the complaining
Talk, moan and bitch about Kash Kerds.
Full retardation

Go bounty hunting
Angry victim messages:
"Y u runnin bish?!"

Looking at the past
Such a strange person I was
And an asshole too
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#253

Posted 21 December 2016 - 07:57 AM

Got a nice screenshot
Mobile forums can't post pic
Please update mobile
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#254

Posted 21 December 2016 - 09:17 AM

Got a nice screenshot
Mobile forums can't post pic
Please update mobile

Mobile can post pics
Must use BB Code Pic Tag
Then post link inside
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#255

Posted 21 December 2016 - 12:52 PM

Never done a Haiku.

I'll give it a shot.

I think I f*cked up.

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#256

Posted 21 December 2016 - 01:35 PM

Never done a Haiku.

I'll give it a shot.

I think I f*cked up.

Hey, man, no worrying! (5 syllables)
It takes a while to get it. (7 syllables)
Hang in there – all good! (5 syllables)

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#257

Posted 21 December 2016 - 02:08 PM

I am here to stay
Please don't make me go away
I will find a way
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#258

Posted 21 December 2016 - 03:45 PM Edited by Alvarez, 21 December 2016 - 03:46 PM.

Hunter soars in sky
Rains thunder and death
I think i'm in love.

Nightclubbing, obsession of mine
When does it open Rockstar
Snow falls in the streets.
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#259

Posted 21 December 2016 - 05:30 PM

Born into chaos

Dagger outstretched

Have you got 10k

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#260

Posted 21 December 2016 - 06:13 PM

Roll on star citizen

A game that doen't appeal to kids

Chat will be blissful

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#261

Posted 22 December 2016 - 02:31 AM

Got a like just now
Thank you bro for the like, yea?
Haiku no mo'

GTA Online
On PS4, I pissed off
Sold the game, thanks man

Checking threads around
I see neon tracks, weird cars
I'm glad I was done
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#262

Posted 22 December 2016 - 07:28 AM

This thread is badass,
Really enjoyed reading it.
Thankyou very much.
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#263

Posted 22 December 2016 - 07:48 AM Edited by LTG_KARL, 22 December 2016 - 08:05 AM.

Frogger ride sounds fun

Public session here we come!

This ride has begun!

 

I'm in my Frogger

Noobs using taxis in the streets

Not this rich motherf*cker

 

Festive update out!

Wait what is that beeping sound?

My life is in doubt

 

Everything turns into fire

My baby burning to dust

I'm sorry poor Frogger

 

My limbs are missing

CrazyStripper9 erased you

End of everything

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#264

Posted 22 December 2016 - 02:06 PM

This thread is badass,
Really enjoyed reading it.
Thankyou very much.

Wow, thanks, man! That's great!
Did not think folks would like it.
Clearly, I was wrong! 

(cheers!) :)

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#265

Posted 22 December 2016 - 03:10 PM

This thread, my eyes gaze
More fun than GTAO
Rabid fanboys rage

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#266

Posted 23 December 2016 - 08:43 AM Edited by SPECTER II, 23 December 2016 - 08:43 AM.

Got a nice screenshot
Mobile forums can't post pic
Please update mobile

Mobile can post pics
Must use BB Code Pic Tag
Then post link inside
But not from files
It's troublesome to upload
To Imgur then here

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#267

Posted 10 March 2017 - 07:08 PM

Oh Brenda, my love
I adore your fetching eyes!
Come fishing with me?
 

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