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#181

Posted 17 December 2014 - 03:28 PM

Next Gen jealousy.
Such amazing Snapmatics!
Santa... I've been good! :)

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#182

Posted 17 December 2014 - 03:42 PM

Heists gonna rock.
Haters can step off.
Ima gonna get richer.
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#183

Posted 17 December 2014 - 03:58 PM

Delete my haiku?
Was it too racy for you?
Try growing a pair
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#184

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:02 PM

Give it to me now.

You know I want to try it.

What do I mean?  Heists.

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#185

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:06 PM

who wants to make cash,

dont steal some drugs or whoop ass

heists we want, and fast

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#186

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:09 PM

Don't get TOO hyped, peeps

You don't know the payouts yet

Plus, you might hate heists.

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#187

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:09 PM

I came to Online

To watch the beasts at their play

And poems? Okay....

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#188

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:13 PM

Heists Delayed Again

My heart aches with so much pain

Life of the insane?

 

Life of the Insane

Or maybe the most mundane...

Does not matter, k?

 

Matters not, as I

Fall asleep, think and I cry,

About the old days

 

The old days were good

When CJ was in the hood

Riding with Big Smoke

 

F'ck Big Smoke, Fat S#it!

The Green Sabre Haunts Grove Street!

Sabre like Obi

 

Wan Kan Obi, See?

Darth Vader invades her vag,

I am your Father

 

Have a Daughter,

No force in this one, bitches

"Sniches get stitches"

 

Riches get Bitches,

LSC Money Glitches,

Report me I dare you

 

Won't cause you poosay

Famous Youtube Like Fussey

How we get here?

 

Have no Idea.

But this is how my mind works,

Like a pervert, lurks,

 

Undercover Perv,

Topic of Perves; What turns them on?

A Utopian?

 

On Utopians,

Would it not be just perfect,

If I made a sect,

 

Of perfectly formed;

Devs who knew how to Dev games!

Wouldn't that be mad?

 

But yet, this is now,

Present, not a gift, but now.

Mail: Dev to Dev. "How?"

 

"Bro, how do I dev?"

Don't know, bro, don't panic though,

It's all good for now.

 

What will we ever say?

"That we suck dick and are lame"?

It doesn't matter.

 

We'll just tell them that,

Due to an unknown error,

We are fied, terror.

 

Actually, tell them;

We do suck dick and are lame,

Heists. Are. Delayed. Again.

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#189

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:19 PM


Heists Delayed Again

My heart aches with so much pain

Life of the insane?

 

Life of the Insane

Or maybe the most mundane...

Does not matter, k?

 

Matters not, as I

Fall asleep, think and I cry,

About the old days

 

The old days were good

When CJ was in the hood

Riding with Big Smoke

 

F'ck Big Smoke, Fat S#it!

The Green Sabre Haunts Grove Street!

Sabre like Obi

 

Wan Kan Obi, See?

Darth Vader invades her vag,

I am your Father

 

Have a Daughter,

No force in this one, bitches

"Sniches get stitches"

 

Riches get Bitches,

LSC Money Glitches,

Report me I dare you

 

Won't cause you poosay

Famous Youtube Like Fussey

How we get here?

 

Have no Idea.

But this is how my mind works,

Like a pervert, lurks,

 

Undercover Perv,

Topic of Perves; What turns them on?

A Utopian?

 

On Utopians,

Would it not be just perfect,

If I made a sect,

 

Of perfectly formed;

Devs who knew how to Dev games!

Wouldn't that be mad?

 

But yet, this is now,

Present, not a gift, but now.

Mail: Dev to Dev. "How?"

 

"Bro, how do I dev?"

Don't know, bro, don't panic though,

It's all good for now.

 

What will we ever say?

"That we suck dick and are lame"?

It doesn't matter.

 

We'll just tell them that,

Due to an unknown error,

We are fied, terror.

 

Actually, tell them;

We do suck dick and are lame,

Heists. Are. Delayed. Again.


You win.
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sSphInXx
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#190

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:24 PM

 

 


You win.

 

 

LOL, I was only gonna write one or two, it just went a bit outta control xD

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#191

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:28 PM

Ducked behind the ride.
Griping the Ap.
If He takes another step towards me.
Homocide.
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#192

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:30 PM

 

Heists Delayed Again

My heart aches with so much pain

Life of the insane?

 

Life of the Insane

Or maybe the most mundane...

Does not matter, k?

 

Matters not, as I

Fall asleep, think and I cry,

About the old days

 

The old days were good

When CJ was in the hood

Riding with Big Smoke

 

F'ck Big Smoke, Fat S#it!

The Green Sabre Haunts Grove Street!

Sabre like Obi

 

Wan Kan Obi, See?

Darth Vader invades her vag,

I am your Father

 

Have a Daughter,

No force in this one, bitches

"Sniches get stitches"

 

Riches get Bitches,

LSC Money Glitches,

Report me I dare you

 

Won't cause you poosay

Famous Youtube Like Fussey

How we get here?

 

Have no Idea.

But this is how my mind works,

Like a pervert, lurks,

 

Undercover Perv,

Topic of Perves; What turns them on?

A Utopian?

 

On Utopians,

Would it not be just perfect,

If I made a sect,

 

Of perfectly formed;

Devs who knew how to Dev games!

Wouldn't that be mad?

 

But yet, this is now,

Present, not a gift, but now.

Mail: Dev to Dev. "How?"

 

"Bro, how do I dev?"

Don't know, bro, don't panic though,

It's all good for now.

 

What will we ever say?

"That we suck dick and are lame"?

It doesn't matter.

 

We'll just tell them that,

Due to an unknown error,

We are fied, terror.

 

Actually, tell them;

We do suck dick and are lame,

Heists. Are. Delayed. Again.

 

 

 

Dang it. I'm getting you back once there's a limerick thread.

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#193

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:33 PM

Heist delayed again

 

does anybody understand ?

 

how can we carry on

 

f*ck this sh*t i'm gone ;)

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SonofLosSantos
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#194

Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:39 PM


F'ck Big Smoke, Fat S#it!

The Green Sabre Haunts Grove Street!

Sabre like Obi

 

Wan Kan Obi, See?

Darth Vader invades her vag,

I am your Father

 

Have a Daughter,

No force in this one, bitches

"Sniches get stitches"

 

Riches get Bitches,

LSC Money Glitches,


Dayum nigga!
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