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luisniko
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#121

Posted 07 May 2014 - 07:58 AM

DLC, what's up?

Soon Watch Dogs gonna be up

Rockstar Games give up

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#122

Posted 07 May 2014 - 08:57 AM

You suck dick nuts son
This gta online duh
There go gun u done
Let me try again
Yellow vacca,two stickies
Bitch please,smitherines

Azeyl
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#123

Posted 07 May 2014 - 09:02 AM

I put three in one
Haikus about gta
With the sick word play
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Azeyl
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#124

Posted 07 May 2014 - 09:11 AM

This isn't near fair
Cuase I'm an emcee,put here
To diss the players.
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#125

Posted 07 May 2014 - 10:08 AM

Big tank so griefy
No time to waste 
Small penny is out and ready

 

Vulcar Ingot safest car

Not in this world
Time to eat sticky
 
Street worker pickup 
50 bucks for a job
Does not apply since theres no gender

 

Spoiler

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#126

Posted 07 May 2014 - 05:25 PM

High Life Update soon!

So many new things to buy!

Wait.  What?  Where are heists?

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#127

Posted 07 May 2014 - 05:27 PM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have chlamydia,

And now so do you


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#128

Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:35 PM

Spare me the morons

Where are they all coming from

Online everywhere

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fw3
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#129

Posted 20 July 2014 - 02:54 AM

Ode to My Blue Panto

Panto blue and cute.
You are fun to run and shoot.
Sell you for the loot?

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#130

Posted 20 July 2014 - 04:43 AM

Death death death death death.
Rhino Lazer Bugatti.
Leave a like for chop.
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#131

Posted 20 July 2014 - 05:02 AM

Hooker money glitch

"Keep your mouth shut about me...

...you hear" said Gerald

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#132

Posted 20 July 2014 - 05:07 AM

boredom finds me here

 

complaining about a game

 

i still f*cking play

That haiku about sums up GTA:O


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#133

Posted 20 July 2014 - 05:30 AM

Let's have a clean race
Everyone crash at start
Same sh*t erry day

RR with a noob
Why you shoot the car so much
Big boom start again

Wearing a dumb mask
No shirt but cargo pants
Why you kill so much
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#134

Posted 20 July 2014 - 05:53 AM

What is a Gerald?
Perhaps we may never know.
Keep seeking the truth!
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#135

Posted 20 July 2014 - 05:56 AM Edited by itrpatrick, 20 July 2014 - 05:56 AM.

dogfight in the sky

flying in the fighter jet

eject, eject now

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#136

Posted 20 July 2014 - 05:59 AM Edited by IanE55, 20 July 2014 - 06:08 AM.

Grand Theft Auto Online

Everyone is an asshole

Rockstar Games, f*ck you.

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#137

Posted 20 July 2014 - 09:33 AM

I sell my Balla
for nine thousand dollars, yet
I feel lost still
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V HoneyBadger V
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#138

Posted 20 July 2014 - 09:35 AM

Cash Cards are for noobs
Get rid of the casuals
Rockstar money grab
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#139

Posted 20 July 2014 - 09:51 AM

Make money money
take money money moneey
all in a days work
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#140

Posted 20 July 2014 - 09:57 AM

Glitching's forbidden

Grind mission, Rockstar dislike

What is legit, then?

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#141

Posted 20 July 2014 - 09:58 AM Edited by YirbyBond00Y, 20 July 2014 - 09:58 AM.

I like sports

I play golf and tennis here

Nobody else

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#142

Posted 20 July 2014 - 11:15 AM

Johnny on the spot
Why did you go? I miss you
Its lonely now!
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#143

Posted 20 July 2014 - 11:43 AM

Numbers found in code
Will hists really pay the group
One point five million?
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#144

Posted 20 July 2014 - 11:49 AM Edited by BoJack Cognac, 20 July 2014 - 11:50 AM.

You shoot me but I

Cannot hit you. I think that

Wall breaches are gay

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#145

Posted 20 July 2014 - 12:02 PM

These new forums ask

What the f*ck is a Gerald?

I can't say I know

 

Rhino Tank, large and

crass, the gangs of Los Santos

hate you, as do I

 

Lamar Davis, son

Big Sitting Chief Asshole, got

Muggers on speed dial

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luisniko
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#146

Posted 20 July 2014 - 03:32 PM

Heist still haven't come

Longer than pregnant woman

have her baby born

 

Oh yeah new update

Dudes buy expensive weapon

It's trap, but too late


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#147

Posted 20 July 2014 - 04:14 PM

just waiting for heists

oh yay another update

fireworks are cool


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#148

Posted 20 July 2014 - 09:46 PM Edited by blakeney, 20 July 2014 - 09:47 PM.

I can Mack funny
Bro do you even Gerald?
because kesh kerds duh!




Coke, dope and E's
You don't hear at festivals
anymore, why not?

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#149

Posted 21 July 2014 - 01:20 AM

You talk trash to me

I decide to spawn kill you

Your response, RAGE QUIT

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#150

Posted 22 July 2014 - 11:40 PM

Ron from TPI
Some assholes are still trying
To take what's ours




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