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Kaber
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#91

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:35 AM Edited by Kaber, 18 April 2014 - 06:37 AM.

I will take cover
On this wall near this gate, see
It's like 3 'chievements

Just pull up slow
Just barely touch the gate and
OH sh*t! Told u so
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#92

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:37 AM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 18 April 2014 - 06:39 AM.

This thread has been bumped,
Shall I make one more haiku?
I can't be bothered.

go for it!


But that *was* haiku!
And I've updated my post,
To make Darkwar sad.
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#93

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:45 AM

another day, another service

take snapmatics cos I'm a fanatic

making sure they're all climatic cos I like em to be dramatic

 

.............terrible, I know

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#94

Posted 18 April 2014 - 07:09 AM

A friend is online

Join mission, a guy comes

Connection timed out

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#95

Posted 18 April 2014 - 07:19 AM

Lagswitch method I hate you

It used to be so fun

Now I need a friend to retrieve the car

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#96

Posted 18 April 2014 - 07:28 AM

Five syllables first
Seven more in the middle
Five again to end
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#97

Posted 18 April 2014 - 07:33 AM

Gta online
Nobody actually plays it
They just grind missions
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#98

Posted 18 April 2014 - 07:42 AM

Bullsh*t thread is locked
Bravely, haiku is revived
Ciaran, be kind
--
I play every day
Rooftop, potshot, crystal three
Or just cruise with crew
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#99

Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:26 AM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 19 April 2014 - 01:00 PM.

SP2MP How I miss you
The reason I was still playing
F*ck you patch 1.12

Don't hate me, Sum-gUy,
But this haiku is for you,
Because your one sucked.

Holy sh*t. Really?
Is that the best you can do?
That is not haiku.

RowanSane explained,
Three posts above this one here,
How to get it right:
 

Five syllables first
Seven more in the middle
Five again to end

All you need to do,
Is learn to count syllables.
It's really not hard.

Just look through this thread.
Many examples exist,
Which will help you learn.

I'm not being an ass,
I just thought I'd let you know,
You're doing it wrong.
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#100

Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:30 AM

 

SP2MP How I miss you
The reason I was still playing
F*ck you patch 1.12


Holy sh*t. Really?
Is that the best you can do?
That is not haiku.

All you need to do,
Is learn to count syllables.
It's really not hard.

Just look through this thread.
Many examples exist,
Which will help you learn.

I'm not being an ass,
I just thought I'd let you know,
You're doing it wrong.

 

I am aware of haiku format

just dont give a sh*t

more fun to make three liner

or four not here to think


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#101

Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:34 AM

SP2MP How I miss you
The reason I was still playing
F*ck you patch 1.12


Holy sh*t. Really?
Is that the best you can do?
That is not haiku.
All you need to do,
Is learn to count syllables.
It's really not hard.
Just look through this thread.
Many examples exist,
Which will help you learn.
I'm not being an ass,
I just thought I'd let you know,
You're doing it wrong.
I am aware of haiku format
just dont give a sh*t
more fun to make three liner
or four not here to think

Haiku topic though
Maybe you and darkwar could
Start a bad rhyme thread?
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#102

Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:37 AM

LOL


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#103

Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:39 AM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 18 April 2014 - 08:43 AM.

I am aware of haiku format
just dont give a sh*t
more fun to make three liner
or four not here to think


Haiku topic though
Maybe you and darkwar could
Start a bad rhyme thread?


Tremendous idea.
They can keep their sh*tty rhymes,
Out of this cool thread.
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#104

Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:55 AM

Let's play capture job

sh*t another bank to rob

thanks for that you knobb

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#105

Posted 18 April 2014 - 03:53 PM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 18 April 2014 - 03:54 PM.

I will bump this thread.
If I do it in haiku,
It's legitimate.
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#106

Posted 18 April 2014 - 04:12 PM

This thread has been bumped,
Shall I make one more haiku?
I can't be bothered.

In fact, yes I can,
To reply to this dumbass,
Who cannot haiku.
 

How about a GTA 5 rap?
 
Racin down tha streets
goin to car meets
to street race
you gotta keep your pace
but after, don't shoot up the place
people don't like it
don't get a fit
chrome adders everywhere
gay boys in underwear
but you can't swear
we got bad sport
pc will get a sh*tty port
but at least we don't have to go to court
cuz this is GTA
look at all the money we pay
to get new cars
when we get shot we get scars
we got many bars
but can only go in one
but that's the fun
cuz this is GTA
aint got other sh*t to play
come over and make my day
cuz you glitch to say
you are rich
but you are a bitch
twankers spawnkillin you
call a stripper your boo
you got a sick dew
cuz this is GTA
better get the f*ck away
from me
my name is the B.I.G.
this is my rap
you can't top that
don't talk crap


Your rhymes are hopeless,
Worse than a seven-year-old.
Your post gave me aids.

 

Good.  Rapping is better.


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#107

Posted 18 April 2014 - 04:53 PM Edited by Broken Condom Kid, 18 April 2014 - 04:53 PM.

Play Rooftop Rumble

Do Money Glitches All Day

Then Rooftop Rumble

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#108

Posted 25 April 2014 - 02:49 AM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 25 April 2014 - 02:51 AM.

Otter said "don't spam".

Is haiku considered spam?

Only time will tell.

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#109

Posted 25 April 2014 - 02:52 AM

Driving All my Cars

Rhino Shooting me Right Now

Oh no Dead Again
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#110

Posted 25 April 2014 - 03:17 AM Edited by RowanSane, 25 April 2014 - 03:17 AM.

Is art spam? Maybe.
Is spam art? Maybe.
Line of seven is misplaced.
--
Edit: I better
say something that's on topic.
I like driving cars.
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#111

Posted 25 April 2014 - 03:20 AM

Freeze Freeze Freeze Freeze Freeze

Wow, Did you see that Car crash? 

Nope I froze again

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#112

Posted 25 April 2014 - 03:45 AM

Twanker to my rear

A Lazer Jet to my front

No fear, console froze

 

I commando roll

To avoid letting them lock

SNS headshot

 

Holding down the Fort

Deny all plebs the Lazer

One by one they fall

 

In the days of old

Tales of snipers and tanks

Adventures so bold

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#113

Posted 25 April 2014 - 03:52 AM

Someone just posted
That his girlfriend passed away
Heavy hearts around
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#114

Posted 25 April 2014 - 05:43 AM

GTA O's fun.

This haiku is not that good.

Refrigerator.

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#115

Posted 25 April 2014 - 06:57 AM

Condolence, I give 

To fellow member's girlfriend

I hope he is tough

 

-----

 

Rooftop Rumble, yeah

Friend shoots; document I grab

Frozen at Martin's

 

Hi Merryweather

Heli sent; pilot gets shot

Bye motherf*cker

 

Go to mission, yes

Hiding here, enemy shoots

Screen monochromed, WASTED

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#116

Posted 27 April 2014 - 03:24 AM

I wish you were here
Just one more time to see you
Another spawn kill
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#117

Posted 27 April 2014 - 04:08 AM

Too many assholes
I can't stand that apartment
I need to move out

Why did I ever think it was a good idea to by that 400k apartment? :panic:

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#118

Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:40 AM

All day, then work late.
Big hope for High Life at home.
Not today, sucker. 

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#119

Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:52 AM

High life May thirteen
Watchdogs drains the populace
Heists will lure them back
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#120

Posted 07 May 2014 - 07:15 AM

Young child tank griefer,

Thinking of ruling the world,

Mum calls "Time for bed"
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