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#61

Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:05 AM

I just leveled up!
Level 100 - Rockets!
Wait... a grand for each?

;)

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#62

Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:10 AM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 24 March 2014 - 04:11 AM.

This thread, it lives on,

Brings culture to this forum,

It's sorely needed.

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#63

Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:17 AM

Necro'd thread for what?
Oh yeah poetry, that's cool
Grats on one hundred!
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#64

Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:21 AM

I was notified

Someone replied to this thread

I thought it was dead

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#65

Posted 24 March 2014 - 04:26 AM

get on BMX

and enable passive mode

Prepare for bumper

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#66

Posted 24 March 2014 - 06:04 AM

Leave Eclipse Towers
Hope nobody is around
I instantly die

Modify my car
then exit Los santos customs
I instantly die

Find another player
Salute them to be friendly
I instantly die

Order rhino tank
Hijacked before I get in
I instantly die
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#67

Posted 24 March 2014 - 06:10 AM

Got 900k

A topless Stinger, I want

But Soft-top I got


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#68

Posted 24 March 2014 - 06:16 AM

I come home from work
Many hours of frustration
Pretend to kill boss
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#69

Posted 24 March 2014 - 08:31 AM

Leaked audio bits
Phone call, casino opened
Ron from TPI.

Rooftop Rumble, why
Not take place on a rooftop
WTF, Martin

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#70

Posted 24 March 2014 - 08:35 AM

Lap dance from Nikki
Like a spider on a web
My hand is sticky

Call Mors Mutual
Would you like to make a claim?
No charge, beautiful

At store buying clothes
Take off the mask I'm wearing
What are these cornrows?

Greasy Simeon
Sticky bomb HPV car
To oblivion

Just sent a mugger
It said the guy had no cash
Broke motherf*cker




Can't.... breathe

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#71

Posted 24 March 2014 - 10:14 AM

Merryweather sucks

Clowns fail at security 

Should be Fairweather

 

Dominator called

To hook up next level sh*t

Jump off dam and die

 

Ron the intern speaks

On behalf of TPI

Trevor gets angry

 

Zoomed in on target

Gun pops up behind cover

Much damage taken

 

 

It's like we're looking

Down at Wayne's basement, only

That's not Wayne's basement......


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#72

Posted 18 April 2014 - 04:35 AM

Giving props to luisniko for posting this in another thread of mine:


"Cars you collected
Were all chromed entirely
Time to grow up now"

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 04:40 AM

I spawn in freeroam
Finally a full lobby
Damn it froze again

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#74

Posted 18 April 2014 - 04:46 AM

OP is a fag

this fact  will always remain true

playing as tranny in gta


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#75

Posted 18 April 2014 - 04:54 AM

Pulled out of garage
Did not look at map, again
BOOM! Car exploded
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#76

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:21 AM

Drifting my futo
Sees buzzard approaching me
Well, Goodbye futo
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#77

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:32 AM

Enjoying the view

Suddenly get whacked by plane

F*ck is wrong with you?

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#78

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:37 AM

Brian B married
(A private ceremony)
Domislive the bride
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#79

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:42 AM Edited by darkwar854, 18 April 2014 - 05:43 AM.

How about a GTA 5 rap?

 

Racin down tha streets

goin to car meets

to street race

you gotta keep your pace

but after, don't shoot up the place

people don't like it

don't get a fit

chrome adders everywhere

gay boys in underwear

but you can't swear

we got bad sport

pc will get a sh*tty port

but at least we don't have to go to court

cuz this is GTA

look at all the money we pay

to get new cars

when we get shot we get scars

we got many bars

but can only go in one

but that's the fun

cuz this is GTA

aint got other sh*t to play

come over and make my day

cuz you glitch to say

you are rich

but you are a bitch

twankers spawnkillin you

call a stripper your boo

you got a sick dew

cuz this is GTA

better get the f*ck away

from me

my name is the B.I.G.

this is my rap

you can't top that

don't talk crap

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#80

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:44 AM

 

Oh this thread

I have completely failed to understand

Not trying to be mean

No offense taken.
Just making fun, fresh content.
Not the same old junk.

(and not for nothing, but your Haiku failed. 5-7-5, not 3-10-6... you could have at least tried instead of being not-mean). ;)

 

 

Sorry but do does yours, your first line only has 4 syllables "Grand Theft Auto Cops"


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#81

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:48 AM

Adder carries me

Through the air, I fly like bird

Right in, Zancudo

 

(Last time I try to be creative)

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#82

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:48 AM

Grand Theft Auto Online

 

Worst Online Experience

 

Ever Created


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#83

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:53 AM

Online is a grind

Tanks, Miniguns, own you greatly

Heists are but a dream.

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#84

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:01 AM

 

 

Oh this thread

I have completely failed to understand

Not trying to be mean

No offense taken.
Just making fun, fresh content.
Not the same old junk.

(and not for nothing, but your Haiku failed. 5-7-5, not 3-10-6... you could have at least tried instead of being not-mean). ;)

 

 

Sorry but do does yours, your first line only has 4 syllables "Grand Theft Auto Cops"

 

 

Huh? 

Grand = 1 syllable

Theft = 1 syllable

Au = 1 syllable

to = 1 syllable

Cops = 1 syllable

Total 5 syllables..

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#85

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:02 AM

It is amazing
How people cannot haiku
G T A forums
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#86

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:08 AM

In the vast distance
Explosions tremble greatly
Two words - New session
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#87

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:20 AM

Adder carries me
Through the air, I fly like bird
Right in, Zancudo
 
(Last time I try to be creative)


Get in the hanger
Get in the Lazer also
OH! Hello, Tank. BOOM!
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#88

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:22 AM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 18 April 2014 - 06:33 AM.

This thread has been bumped,
Shall I make one more haiku?
I can't be bothered.

In fact, yes I can,
To reply to this dumbass,
Who cannot haiku.
 

How about a GTA 5 rap?
 
Racin down tha streets
goin to car meets
to street race
you gotta keep your pace
but after, don't shoot up the place
people don't like it
don't get a fit
chrome adders everywhere
gay boys in underwear
but you can't swear
we got bad sport
pc will get a sh*tty port
but at least we don't have to go to court
cuz this is GTA
look at all the money we pay
to get new cars
when we get shot we get scars
we got many bars
but can only go in one
but that's the fun
cuz this is GTA
aint got other sh*t to play
come over and make my day
cuz you glitch to say
you are rich
but you are a bitch
twankers spawnkillin you
call a stripper your boo
you got a sick dew
cuz this is GTA
better get the f*ck away
from me
my name is the B.I.G.
this is my rap
you can't top that
don't talk crap


Your rhymes are hopeless,
Worse than a seven-year-old.
Your post gave me aids.
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#89

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:26 AM

This thread has been bumped,
Shall I make one more haiku?
I can't be bothered.

go for it!


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#90

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:31 AM

SP2MP How I miss you

The reason I was still playing

F*ck you patch 1.12





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