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#1

Posted 01 February 2014 - 04:34 PM

For those unfamiliar with traditional Haiku, it is a poem that consists of three lines, broken into syllables: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. They don't need to rhyme, though bonus kudos if you can. Have fun! 

Here's mine:

Grand Theft Auto Cops
Run me down while I'm walking
One star death sentence

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 04:36 PM

Oh this thread

I have completely failed to understand

Not trying to be mean


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Posted 01 February 2014 - 04:39 PM Edited by MantisFang, 01 February 2014 - 04:41 PM.

boredom finds me here

 

complaining about a game

 

i still f*cking play

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 04:40 PM Edited by fw3, 01 February 2014 - 04:44 PM.

Oh this thread

I have completely failed to understand

Not trying to be mean

No offense taken.
Just making fun, fresh content.
Not the same old junk.

(and not for nothing, but your Haiku failed. 5-7-5, not 3-10-6... you could have at least tried instead of being not-mean). ;)

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 04:45 PM

Every day I play

 

GTA Online is all

 

My life is so sad

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:06 PM

LSC I go

 

Spend money to pimp my ride

 

And get blown outside

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:07 PM

(and not for nothing, but your Haiku failed. 5-7-5, not 3-10-6... you could have at least tried instead of being not-mean). ;)

Oh all those numbers

They sound like police codes

I have no time to count syllables

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:14 PM

 

(and not for nothing, but your Haiku failed. 5-7-5, not 3-10-6... you could have at least tried instead of being not-mean). ;)

Oh all those numbers

They sound like police codes

I have no time to count syllables

 

 

I think you're much more perfect with Doge poem like this:

 

Very numbers

Much police codes

Wow

Too syllables

 

---

 

Ok here's more haiku. I love this thread.

 

A salute I throw

To that one random player

Bullets in my head

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:19 PM Edited by SirMichaelRocks23, 01 February 2014 - 05:19 PM.

Haven't done these since 5th grade. Here I go...



I get killed by trolls.

Then I call up Pegasus.

Spawn kill with my tank.



Sums up most high-level noobs nowadays. Lol

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:22 PM

My Mechanic says

 

the scratch was there before

 

boom - head shot I say

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:24 PM

Oh my Mechanic
Scratch was already there right
Thou shall meet bullet
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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:24 PM

I just ride my bike

 

But you still shoot me to death

 

Why do you fear me?

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:25 PM

I try again

Don't know how much syllables that first sentence was

I'm going back to GTA

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:33 PM

look down there a tank

 

oh wait it is coming here

 

explode all around

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:38 PM

I try again

Don't know how much syllables that first sentence was

I'm going back to GTA

 

Told you to stay with Doge..

 

Or you can google

Of what a syllable means

Before you write more

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:43 PM

I just ride my bike
 
But you still shoot me to death
 
Why do you fear me?


BMX rider
How you atrract bullets
Your so magnetic
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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:48 PM

incredible rage

building up inside my ass

toilet paper heist

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:51 PM

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER !!!

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 06:00 PM Edited by mo-seph, 01 February 2014 - 06:00 PM.

We love Free roam fun
Grinding missions for money
Its about cash cards


Gta forum
We type more than we can play
Passing time online
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Posted 01 February 2014 - 06:27 PM Edited by Nakura, 01 February 2014 - 08:07 PM.

Rhino tank drivers

Can't handle the chrome Adders

Boom goes the Chradder

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 06:32 PM Edited by JKan420, 01 February 2014 - 07:02 PM.

Lap dance from Nikki
Like a spider on a web
My hand is sticky

Call Mors Mutual
Would you like to make a claim?
No charge, beautiful

At store buying clothes
Take off the mask I'm wearing
What are these cornrows?

Greasy Simeon
Sticky bomb HPV car
To oblivion

Just sent a mugger
It said the guy had no cash
Broke motherf*cker
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Posted 01 February 2014 - 07:35 PM

Little kids around

Uses mic just to say that

My mom's f*cked by them

 

Want to wear a hat

Wrong press, wear a mask instead

It's gonna be bad

 

Oh dear Rockstar Games

We love GTA Online

But not your Cash Cards

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 07:38 PM Edited by I.haigh, 01 February 2014 - 07:38 PM.

Sniping fools all day,

Make them quit or run away,

Heavy sniper, Yay!

 

EDIT: messed up the last line, lol.

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 07:44 PM

Lap dance from Nikki
Like a spider on a web
My hand is sticky

Call Mors Mutual
Would you like to make a claim?
No charge, beautiful

At store buying clothes
Take off the mask I'm wearing
What are these cornrows?

Greasy Simeon
Sticky bomb HPV car
To oblivion

Just sent a mugger
It said the guy had no cash
Broke motherf*cker

These are great, my man!
Made me laugh reading them all!
But mugger killed me! 

(see what I did there? Mugger "killed me?" HA!) ;)

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#25

Posted 01 February 2014 - 07:46 PM

Is Rockstar clever

Like Michael, Franklin, Trevor

Hope game gets better

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 07:49 PM

Is Rockstar clever

Like Michael, Franklin, Trevor

Hope game gets better

Lol


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Posted 01 February 2014 - 07:50 PM Edited by sadpandamakeup, 01 February 2014 - 07:52 PM.

Got pitted lost race

Opponent jerks off on win screen

Semen taste bitter

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 07:59 PM

The next time I see
A horrible chrome adder
It will be destroyed
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Posted 01 February 2014 - 08:08 PM


Oh an Online race

1,2,3, goes the countdown

No turbo, dafuk?

 

Another Car meet

Fifteen different PVs

Then a Rhino Tank...

 

Racing with cycles

Oh a ramp to the finnish

I kiss the pavement

 

See Tow truck towing

Maximum over-rustle

My face when frozen:

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 08:15 PM

I rig my car. Boom!

 

You mad, place bounty on me.

 

I laugh, kill you left.

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