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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:40 AM

So I go into the LSC to check out what I have unlocked and all that. I notice there is some new stuff under car bombs, frankly I was clueless as to what it was all about.

I bought the ignition bomb, started the car and it blew up almost instantly, killing me in the process.

Is this some kind of sick joke? Who the f*ck designed this sh*t?

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:41 AM

Lmao..
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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:42 AM Edited by G37, 30 January 2014 - 05:43 AM.

The point of that is to lure people in and have it done to themselves, not you ..

 

I.E. Chrome Adder (Z Type) bait.

 

What I don't know though is if they blow up in your car due to that bomb, who pays for the insurance?


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:44 AM

Enter LSC in a nice stolen car. 

 

Put Ignition bomb in.

 

Park it in front of the LSC door.

 

Wait.

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:44 AM

So I go into the LSC to check out what I have unlocked and all that. I notice there is some new stuff under car bombs, frankly I was clueless as to what it was all about.

I bought the ignition bomb, started the car and it blew up almost instantly, killing me in the process.

Is this some kind of sick joke? Who the f*ck designed this sh*t?

 

It should only ignite when someone, apart from you, gets into the car. 

You case is a very rare one, one I've never head of in fact.

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:44 AM

So I go into the LSC to check out what I have unlocked and all that. I notice there is some new stuff under car bombs, frankly I was clueless as to what it was all about.

I bought the ignition bomb, started the car and it blew up almost instantly, killing me in the process.

Is this some kind of sick joke? Who the f*ck designed this sh*t?

 

This is a lie, right?

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:46 AM

 

So I go into the LSC to check out what I have unlocked and all that. I notice there is some new stuff under car bombs, frankly I was clueless as to what it was all about.

I bought the ignition bomb, started the car and it blew up almost instantly, killing me in the process.

Is this some kind of sick joke? Who the f*ck designed this sh*t?

 

This is a lie, right?

 

yes the ignition bomb does not work like that.


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:48 AM

Lesson number one, don't be cheap and buy the remote bomb.

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:49 AM

 

So I go into the LSC to check out what I have unlocked and all that. I notice there is some new stuff under car bombs, frankly I was clueless as to what it was all about.

I bought the ignition bomb, started the car and it blew up almost instantly, killing me in the process.

Is this some kind of sick joke? Who the f*ck designed this sh*t?

 

It should only ignite when someone, apart from you, gets into the car. 

You case is a very rare one, one I've never head of in fact.

 

It's because the OP has multiple personalities.  :p

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:52 AM

 

 

So I go into the LSC to check out what I have unlocked and all that. I notice there is some new stuff under car bombs, frankly I was clueless as to what it was all about.

I bought the ignition bomb, started the car and it blew up almost instantly, killing me in the process.

Is this some kind of sick joke? Who the f*ck designed this sh*t?

 

It should only ignite when someone, apart from you, gets into the car. 

You case is a very rare one, one I've never head of in fact.

 

It's because the OP has multiple personalities.  :p

 

 

...yes, because becoming attached to a single internet personality for a long period of time is totally f*cking normal.


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 06:08 AM

OP's idea about in-game insurance is about as smart as him blowing himself up with his own ignition bomb

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 06:24 AM

So I go into the LSC to check out what I have unlocked and all that. I notice there is some new stuff under car bombs, frankly I was clueless as to what it was all about.

I bought the ignition bomb, started the car and it blew up almost instantly, killing me in the process.

Is this some kind of sick joke? Who the f*ck designed this sh*t?

 

uhm, you install it and leave it for other player to hijack leaving them blown to pieces lol.

 

ive used it many times to get  my awards, i steal any random car, do a nice paint job as to fool the players that the car is done up and leave it outside LSC, some players blow it up, the trigger happy guys, some get in and BOOM! and some dont bother, thats the frustrating part lol.

 

if people dont bother then i park the car at the doors to the city lsc so that players cannot get into lsc unless they move the car themselves.... BOOM!!!


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 06:54 AM

At least one Jack Reacher thread a day keeps the earth from being consumed by the sun

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 08:06 AM

I really have no idea why this kid still has the ability to make threads.

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 08:25 AM

Enter LSC in a nice stolen car. 

 

Put Ignition bomb in.

 

Park it in front of the LSC door.

 

Wait.

This is exactly what I do, priceless stuff man.  


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 08:27 AM

Enter LSC in a nice stolen car.  Put Ignition bomb in. Park it in front of the LSC door. Wait.


Chrome Karin Asterope with $$$$ rims in lime green ;) it'll be such an eyesore they'll get in then BOOM! :p

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 08:54 AM

I put ignite bomb on my khamelion and parked it in front of the LSC.Someone came and stole my car but bomb didn't work.the guy just went away.Then I called my mechanic to bring the car back to me,he brought it instantly and a notification appeared on the left : "..... died" "Your vehicle has been destroyed..." . It seems like my mechanic killed the guy and stole my car back


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 08:55 AM

 

Enter LSC in a nice stolen car. 

 

Put Ignition bomb in.

 

Park it in front of the LSC door.

 

Wait.

This is exactly what I do, priceless stuff man.  

 

Yeah i've done that a few times.  Doesn't always work, but bloody funny when it does.  Put another one out on the road near the spawn area and they may use that to get back to lsc.  If doing 2 cars with bombs one will have to be your PV.  Very funny to watch if you find someone stupid enough.


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 09:32 AM

Can we get stink bombs or something to keep people out of our vehicles, like you buy upgrade at lcs unsuspecting individual try's to steal car and compressed air sprays fart powder all over then they lose health gradually over time because they get tired of farting so such and it eventually just hurts them to fart

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 09:53 AM

The ignition bomb is surely the only good reason to steal the high priority vehicle.

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 09:58 AM

Can we get stink bombs or something to keep people out of our vehicles, like you buy upgrade at lcs unsuspecting individual try's to steal car and compressed air sprays fart powder all over then they lose health gradually over time because they get tired of farting so such and it eventually just hurts them to fart

that's enough stickdeath for you for today...

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 10:02 AM

The joke is when you leave the area and the car disappears if you don't own it.

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 10:20 AM

The joke is when you leave the area and the car disappears if you don't own it.


Learned this the hard way after wasting 20G 's on npc cars.
I experimented with all my cars and find the 4 door felon to be the best trap.
It's fairly standard looking, rare(ish) and worth 9 grand at LSC so it always goes.


Can the mods not just give jack his own pinned thread called "Fear and Loathing in Aukland"?

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 10:29 AM

cool, I will spread the word and never step foot into a car parked outside of lsc. keep buying your bombs guys!


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 10:36 AM Edited by KnobCheez, 30 January 2014 - 10:38 AM.

cool, I will spread the word and never step foot into a car parked outside of lsc. keep buying your bombs guys!

Tell as many people as you want, there's still always going to be takers.
sh*t, I've driven out of LSC , carefully parked in a bay to look like an npc car all while an other player has stood right there watching me and as I walk away, he goes straight for the car and BOOM!
I've also parked my felon right beside not one, but two burned out wrecks of my felons with the same private plate and still someone tried their luck!
It's ok though I don't think they really died, they came back to life just around the corner.
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Posted 30 January 2014 - 10:39 AM

Obviously you know exactly how the ignition bomb is supposed to used. 


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 11:07 AM

It does help if you're not on acid at the time...

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 11:26 AM

I love laughing jokes, so much better than crying jokes...


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 11:27 AM

Nothing to see here folks.


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Posted 30 January 2014 - 11:27 AM

I hate it when you drive around for too long and the game forgets you have a bomb on the car! I normally drive around looking for someone dumb enough to take the bait of the magical clown horn, when they get in, I get out and run. Funny when it goes bang, looks stupid when they drive off.




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