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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:15 AM

So I do hookers, yes. And I wanna see your sexy and ugly hookers. Please add a story and picture behind this random (or planned) meeting. Did it go down?

I will start off with my three most recent. You can do one if thats all you got. But this thread, is for the hoes.. LITERALLY.

 

 

Meet Rebecca, this 17.. I mean 18 year old hooker was standing on the corner of a convenient store in murietta heights, she wanted to take a look in my $100,000 Surano.. Knowing what this meant I jumped at the opportunity. Sadly this did NOT go down due to a friend invite.. But if she gave me the chance again, I would WAX THAT ASS TILL SHE SHOW ME WHAT SHE WORKIN WIT!!

3uxHeDO.jpg

 

 

Meet Samantha, This 23 year old Los Santos Native Hooker was actually shopping when I met her, so I gently leaned over and whispered in here ear.. Shut up and take your clothes off. Knowing that I was a baller because of my Banshee out front she knew what the deal was.. So I drove her to the back of a hangar in LSIA because you know, I own multiple planes.. HOWEVER Because of me accidentally pressing the Triangle button she went from, "Let me put it in my mouth" to, "you're a f*cking loser" instantaneously so this did NOT go down..  But I tell ya, if I see that skirt again its definitely going up, so it can GO DOWN.

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Meet Jojo, this 27 year old hooker is a veteran, with Lips like that it was no wonder she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and she showed me. After the mesmerizing sight we went to my car and all I could say was.. ITS GOIN DOWN!!

W7wDA1E.jpg

 

Meet Suzanne.. wait this isn't a hooker, its me EX!!! f*cking hooker, this gets no introduction!!

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:18 AM

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:20 AM

OP admitting he chugs off to a computer game.

 

Outstanding.

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:22 AM

OP admitting he chugs off to a computer game.

 

Outstanding.

 

Or... maybe I am comfortable with doing hookers in a game because its part of the game.. If it makes you feel uncomfortable its okay.. I might be american but I don't shun the sexual nature of man, you might and would like to slander me for it but to those who actually have a sense of humor while having a pair. Might find it amusing. 


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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:23 AM

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:24 AM

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:25 AM

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:25 AM

Nice...


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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:26 AM

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:29 AM Edited by stonedpimpso, 25 January 2014 - 08:37 AM.

Hookers are good for one thing. Burning. Like an aids infested candle.

http://gtaforums.com...-strikes-again/

Yikes that's was dark.
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:30 AM Edited by SaturdayNight, 25 January 2014 - 08:31 AM.

Wheres your pictures of hookers? Where are the stories at guys? Come on, I can't seriously have created a thread and only attracted people who support this motto

 

SEX IS BAD VIOLENCE IS GOOD

 

 

EDIT - I think I have... Hahaha wow the irony, Rockstar knows their sh*t. 

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:32 AM

Woah seems like OP is really into GTAV, too much free time? 0.o
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:33 AM Edited by SaturdayNight, 25 January 2014 - 08:37 AM.

Woah seems like OP is really into GTAV, too much free time? 0.o

 

... What would lead you to that conclusion? Because I'm not taking pics of only cars all the time? 

 

Whats really funny is the response I am getting from the seemingly stale and agenda driven crowd.. who are you guys? This is the first and only hooker thread I have ever seen. I get accused of jerking it to this and having too much time.. Why not just go along with the thread? Does this really make you guys that uncomfortable? Its not violence driven yet its only drawing negative attention, yet its still a part of the game.. Judgemental crowd for sure, intolerance to anything sex related.. Truly f*cked up.

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:36 AM

It's Grand Theft AUTO, not,

Grand f*ck Hookers.


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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:37 AM

I may have to join in on the fun when the sun goes down...

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:40 AM

It's Grand Theft AUTO, not,

Grand f*ck Hookers.

 

Oh I must have broken the game then because having sex with hookers is not what was intended right? Thanks for that bud. And remember stay in school. 

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:41 AM

Uhh don't get offended? Maybe you were bored? Lol

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:50 AM

Uhh don't get offended? Maybe you were bored? Lol

 

I'm not offended, you know when you take a step back and realize something.. An epiphany if you will just hit me. GTAV is not just a game because this thread is already proof that we Americans are sad hypocrites. Take it however you will but I noticed it but I'm not going to make another thread about it. I honestly thought this would make people laugh. Not cause a shameful outcry of random pictures and unrelated text. Its almost as if we are disregarding anything sex related and promoting the next headshot. Now I'm not saying I'm an advocate of non violence and a sexual revolution. But even though I do play games, I still pay attention to world events and impacting trends and fads.  Bigger picture bro bigger picture.  


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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:52 AM

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 08:56 AM

Wheres your pictures of hookers? Where are the stories at guys? Come on, I can't seriously have created a thread and only attracted people who support this motto

 

SEX IS BAD VIOLENCE IS GOOD

 

 

EDIT - I think I have... Hahaha wow the irony, Rockstar knows their sh*t. 

 

Well this thread went to sh*t quick. I can't argue with the crowd. I'll just keep reposting this until its locked. I am surprised though, some of you I thought were actually free thinkers.. Ha! 


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Posted 25 January 2014 - 09:08 AM

So I do hookers, yes. And I wanna see your sexy and ugly hookers. Please add a story and picture behind this random (or planned) meeting. Did it go down?
I will start off with my three most recent. You can do one if thats all you got. But this thread, is for the hoes.. LITERALLY.
 
 
Meet Rebecca, this 17.. I mean 18 year old hooker was standing on the corner of a convenient store in murietta heights, she wanted to take a look in my $100,000 Surano.. Knowing what this meant I jumped at the opportunity. Sadly this did NOT go down due to a friend invite.. But if she gave me the chance again, I would WAX THAT ASS TILL SHE SHOW ME WHAT SHE WORKIN WIT!!
3uxHeDO.jpg
 
 
Meet Samantha, This 23 year old Los Santos Native Hooker was actually shopping when I met her, so I gently leaned over and whispered in here ear.. Shut up and take your clothes off. Knowing that I was a baller because of my Banshee out front she knew what the deal was.. So I drove her to the back of a hangar in LSIA because you know, I own multiple planes.. HOWEVER Because of me accidentally pressing the Triangle button she went from, "Let me put it in my mouth" to, "you're a f*cking loser" instantaneously so this did NOT go down..  But I tell ya, if I see that skirt again its definitely going up, so it can GO DOWN.
q3lpGf6.jpg
 
 
Meet Jojo, this 27 year old hooker is a veteran, with Lips like that it was no wonder she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and she showed me. After the mesmerizing sight we went to my car and all I could say was.. ITS GOIN DOWN!!
W7wDA1E.jpg
 
Meet Suzanne.. wait this isn't a hooker, its me EX!!! f*cking hooker, this gets no introduction!!
hv1xjrb.jpg



I had a dumb thing to post, but after reading your Maury Povich like descriptions. Well just a +1 for you. I will return with dead hooker pics.

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 09:11 AM

Hookers have always been a part of Grand Theft Auto, I don't know why some people are getting in a tizzy. If he had actually said anything about "chugging off to a computer game," (Computer game?) that might have been kinda icky, but he didn't, and I got a laugh out of his post.

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 09:11 AM

Woah seems like OP is really into GTAV, too much free time? 0.o

 
... What would lead you to that conclusion? Because I'm not taking pics of only cars all the time? 
 
Whats really funny is the response I am getting from the seemingly stale and agenda driven crowd.. who are you guys? This is the first and only hooker thread I have ever seen. I get accused of jerking it to this and having too much time.. Why not just go along with the thread? Does this really make you guys that uncomfortable? Its not violence driven yet its only drawing negative attention, yet its still a part of the game.. Judgemental crowd for sure, intolerance to anything sex related.. Truly f*cked up.


Give em a break.. They're used to gay porn bombs.

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 09:16 AM

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 09:23 AM

People will be people. Its just whats cool is more important than what is real. And whats real is, sex is bad but violence is good. But sex comes before violence.. hmm now thats interesting. 

 

Hookers have always been a part of Grand Theft Auto, I don't know why some people are getting in a tizzy. If he had actually said anything about "chugging off to a computer game," (Computer game?) that might have been kinda icky, but he didn't, and I got a laugh out of his post.

 

they have, but you have to remember what kind of community you're dealing with. People who don't know how to act if someone posts a thread like I just did. It could have been much more simpler but I made them uncomfortable. Because like I said, sex is bad, but violence is good hahahaha


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Posted 25 January 2014 - 10:04 AM

Preach harder

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 10:21 AM

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Posted 25 January 2014 - 10:33 AM

Dude, there's time for you to play, but sometimes you have to turn your console off and masturbating.


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Posted 25 January 2014 - 10:40 AM

This is f*cking pathetic LOL


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Posted 25 January 2014 - 10:44 AM

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