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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:30 AM Edited by marco-polo, 24 January 2014 - 11:31 AM.

@SwagYolo - Haha i was going to put that in but figured someone would ask wtf i was talking about, good catch though ;)


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:32 AM

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how bout fapping yourself to them strippers dawg? Heard one of them might be a dude but your nuts dont know the difference.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:40 AM

This whole thread just became perverse. 

 

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:40 AM Edited by Jolly SWAGman, 24 January 2014 - 11:46 AM.

@SwagYolo - Haha i was going to put that in but figured someone would ask wtf i was talking about, good catch though ;)


As you said to me the other day, you can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter Marco YOLO :)

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:44 AM

lol closest i've got to an injury is a numb hand from laying on my elbow...


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:47 AM Edited by marco-polo, 24 January 2014 - 11:47 AM.

As you said to me the other day, you can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter Marco YOLO:)

 

I swear :cry:

 

 

Why the hell do these quote things not stick? You have to edit them for it to save...


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:52 AM

I have brick two PS3 controllers because of GTA Online :sneaky: and i have bruises all over my left hand punching the wall due to frustration trying to escaped the overpowered LSPD.

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Aint that your right hand?


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:01 PM


As you said to me the other day, you can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter Marco YOLO:)

 
I swear :cry:
 
 
Why the hell do these quote things not stick? You have to edit them for it to save...
Na I believe ya. I would have posted the pic I put in this thread http://gtaforums.com...ic/675837-damn/ but I can't work the arcane art of posting pics from phones

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:03 PM

Does psychological harm count? 

if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves. 

P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.

 

also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:05 PM

Does psychological harm count? 
if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves. 
P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.
 
also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds


We've got a bad ass over here

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:09 PM

 

Does psychological harm count? 
if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves. 
P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.
 
also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds


We've got a bad ass over here

 

Whats that suppose to mean ? 

Sorry but i'm incredibly stupid, my IQ doesnt go higher than 10 perhaps  :/


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:13 PM

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Its fine bro don't worry about it.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:18 PM

Na I believe ya. I would have posted the pic I put in this thread http://gtaforums.com...ic/675837-damn/ but I can't work the arcane art of posting pics from phones

 

Ha! Nice one.


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:24 PM Edited by Jolly SWAGman, 24 January 2014 - 12:29 PM.


 

Does psychological harm count? 
if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves. 
P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.
 
also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds

We've got a bad ass over here
 
Whats that suppose to mean ? 
Sorry but i'm incredibly stupid, my IQ doesnt go higher than 10 perhaps  :/
Don't worry dude you're a lot smarter than me.

It was just meant to be a bit of a play on all those posters that talk about how they will slaughter anyone that comes near them in the game without dying once and how they are so hardcore in real life that if someone shot a gun at them they would be able to punch the bullet out of the air and back at the person who shot it.

Not meant to be a slur on you at all, you're being honest and I respect that, despite what people say on this forum you can bet your bottom dollar a lot of them get annoyed when they get killed for no reason too. I know I would but I just end up going passive and spamming the bird motion.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:25 PM

Ever sit on your hand to make it numb and then you start to have a wank? Make me so hard to imagine someone else do it.


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:28 PM

Ever sit on your hand to make it numb and then you start to have a wank? Make me so hard to imagine someone else do it.

I sit on my dick until it goes numb so it feels like I'm pulling somebody elses.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:33 PM


Ever sit on your hand to make it numb and then you start to have a wank? Make me so hard to imagine someone else do it.

I sit on my dick until it goes numb so it feels like I'm pulling somebody elses.

I sit on both. I'm a voyeur.
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#108

Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:40 PM

I never had any physical injuries from playing, only my controller


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:57 PM

This has been the most entertaining thread I've ever come across on this forum.


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#110

Posted 24 January 2014 - 01:53 PM

My hands were cramping pretty bad after a 5 day bender of meth and gta... I thought I was getting arthritis.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 02:02 PM

only a small cigarette burn on my testicle skin.. i dropped it but was escaping mercs and didn't pick it up in time.

 

since then i never game without pants

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 02:04 PM

I've never gotten pissed at GTA:O Except when i parachute of a building and my char every now and then faces said building and destroys my parachute leading to my death. Other than that my wallet hurts more from CoD Ghosts. What a joke of MP the series has become.

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#113

Posted 24 January 2014 - 02:07 PM

I once got shot while playing gta 5

true story


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 02:09 PM

 

 

 

Does psychological harm count? 
if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves. 
P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.
 
also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds

We've got a bad ass over here
 
Whats that suppose to mean ? 
Sorry but i'm incredibly stupid, my IQ doesnt go higher than 10 perhaps  :/
Don't worry dude you're a lot smarter than me.

It was just meant to be a bit of a play on all those posters that talk about how they will slaughter anyone that comes near them in the game without dying once and how they are so hardcore in real life that if someone shot a gun at them they would be able to punch the bullet out of the air and back at the person who shot it.

Not meant to be a slur on you at all, you're being honest and I respect that, despite what people say on this forum you can bet your bottom dollar a lot of them get annoyed when they get killed for no reason too. I know I would but I just end up going passive and spamming the bird motion.

 

 I wish that was true that i'm smarter than you but i'm not.

 

I try to be honest most of the time because it pays out alot more than lying all the time

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 02:22 PM

 

OP sure is a weird, weird guy.

 

Matches in well with the direction of this topic, gotta love jerkin' the gherkin.

 

 

 

I have brick two PS3 controllers because of GTA Online :sneaky: and i have bruises all over my left hand punching the wall due to frustration trying to escaped the overpowered LSPD.

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dude! whats going on with your hand? Your little finger is unreasonably small ! 

 

 

 

Even worse: that's his left hand! That tiny finger is his INDEX FINGER!!!!

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#116

Posted 24 January 2014 - 02:25 PM

Jesus Christ people go train a martial art or hit the gym if you f*ckin rage that much.

If that fails smoke a bowl before you play.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 02:26 PM


 

OP sure is a weird, weird guy.

 
Matches in well with the direction of this topic, gotta love jerkin' the gherkin.
 
 

 


I have brick two PS3 controllers because of GTA Online :sneaky: and i have bruises all over my left hand punching the wall due to frustration trying to escaped the overpowered LSPD.
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dude! whats going on with your hand? Your little finger is unreasonably small ! 
 
 
 
Even worse: that's his left hand! That tiny finger is his INDEX FINGER!!!!

Yeah what the f*ck is that sh*t? Do you think his father is also is his uncle?

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#118

Posted 24 January 2014 - 02:48 PM


 

 

 

Does psychological harm count? 
if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves. 
P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.
 
also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds

We've got a bad ass over here
 
Whats that suppose to mean ? 
Sorry but i'm incredibly stupid, my IQ doesnt go higher than 10 perhaps  :/
Don't worry dude you're a lot smarter than me.

It was just meant to be a bit of a play on all those posters that talk about how they will slaughter anyone that comes near them in the game without dying once and how they are so hardcore in real life that if someone shot a gun at them they would be able to punch the bullet out of the air and back at the person who shot it.

Not meant to be a slur on you at all, you're being honest and I respect that, despite what people say on this forum you can bet your bottom dollar a lot of them get annoyed when they get killed for no reason too. I know I would but I just end up going passive and spamming the bird motion.
 
 I wish that was true that i'm smarter than you but i'm not.
 
I try to be honest most of the time because it pays out alot more than lying all the time
Mate ive been hanging around the online forums since October. It takes a special kind of idiot to be able to log on here for more than a few weeks. I've noticed you have just joined - there is still hope for you.

Seriously man don't put yourself down so much. Both your posts I read seemed to be properly spelt and punctuated. That by itself shows you smarter than most of us here.
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#119

Posted 24 January 2014 - 09:41 PM

I Have a friend called Charley who sh*t himself whilst playing GTA Online once.

Not sure if that counts as a personal injury but I'm sure it wasn't pleasant.....

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#120

Posted 24 January 2014 - 09:48 PM

finger can get strained if I drive too much in the game. Like the time I went around the State twice due to a bounty. Good thing I have my aim and fire set to the shoulder buttons and not the trigger buttons. 





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