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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:02 AM

I actually masturbate three to four times A day, I'm as normal as can be.

 

Four or five times a day?!  How are you angry about anything?  lol

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:05 AM

I have terrible mood swings


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#63

Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:14 AM

I'll be shocked if your dick is still working.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:16 AM

 

If you get an injury from hitting something, or playing this game period. You have some real serious problems that you need to work out. Good luck. 

 

Running tank shifts like Scubadave does is enough to tell you he's different...

 

 

OP sure is a weird, weird guy.


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:33 AM

dear kowai,

me and my penis are doing fine but thanks for your concerns.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:36 AM

At least you are less likely to develop cancer....

 

http://news.bbc.co.u...lth/3072021.stm

 

Sorry...This thread has derailed because of my perversity 

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:38 AM

OP sure is a weird, weird guy.

 

Matches in well with the direction of this topic, gotta love jerkin' the gherkin.


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:43 AM

I'm saving lives by jerkin my gherkin :)

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:47 AM

Take your anger out on the meat rather than laying down the beat, i always say.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:49 AM

Does getting up after a long session with your entire leg asleep, stumbling bcuz you can't move your leg, and slamming your little toe into the table count as an injury?

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:52 AM

The f*ck does that have to do with sex or masturbation Terrato?

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:55 AM

It's all fun and games until someone's leg falls asleep......

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:56 AM Edited by Terrato137, 24 January 2014 - 07:57 AM.

The f*ck does that have to do with sex or masturbation Terrato?

Not a damn thing :p

 

It's all fun and games until someone's leg falls asleep......

 

Exactly!


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:03 AM

No it's a game.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:06 AM Edited by Jolly SWAGman, 24 January 2014 - 08:10 AM.

Does getting up after a long session with your entire leg asleep, stumbling bcuz you can't move your leg, and slamming your little toe into the table count as an injury?

You're missing out on a golden opportunity with the dead leg. What you should be doing is rubbing a quick one off with your foot while it's completely numb. It feels like an uncoordinated stranger giving you a foot job.

Note: you may need to do some advanced stretching to achieve this. As the OP mentioned you should always stretch before playing.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:08 AM

Not a damn thing :p

 

Don't you derail this thread, you hear me boy!


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:24 AM

 

Not a damn thing :p

 

Don't you derail this thread, you hear me boy!

 

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:42 AM

I'll let you smell where my fingers been

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On topic, no. I used to hit things when I was angry but grew out of it. I never understood throwing and breaking gamepads though. There is nothing done in-game by the AI or other players that will piss me off anywhere near as much as having to drive to the store and shell out $50 for a new controller. Even worse if it's hundreds or more likely thousands in medical bills from a broken hand.


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:45 AM


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:51 AM

What the f*ck you doing playing with a madcatz?

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#81

Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:53 AM

I haven't raged *THAT* hard in this game. Last time I did that was when I was still playing CoD... I actually broke a controller one time. Haha.


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 09:00 AM Edited by senormidget, 24 January 2014 - 09:00 AM.

True story: When I was playing Vice City aged thirteen, I headbutted my television after failing "Demolition Man" for the sixth time and lost consciousness for a good minute.

 

Bare in mind this was in the days before flat screens where TVs looked like this and were heavy as f*ck:

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Apart from that, no other video game related injuries.


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 09:04 AM Edited by marco-polo, 24 January 2014 - 09:05 AM.

You know you're pissed when you actually put effort into getting up, walk to the tv and headbutt it :p

 

Playing Killzone 3 the other day made me realise how annoying spawn killers can be, when you need to complete a task and whatnot.. That's the closest i've ever come to throwing my controller.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 09:40 AM

I once pumped the trigger so hard when driving a forklift that my spleen swelled a bit and then my nipples grew 10x THEIR NORMAL SIZE.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:29 AM

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#86

Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:49 AM

You people have serious issues. I swear...

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:59 AM

Yes. I once broke 26 bones in my body during one GTA Online session*. 

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#88

Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:27 AM

"Stood up to get more leverage"
WTF

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:29 AM

You know you're pissed when you actually put effort into getting up, walk to the tv and headbutt it :p
 
Playing Killzone 3 the other day made me realise how annoying spawn killers can be, when you need to complete a task and whatnot.. That's the closest i've ever come to throwing my controller.


Don't you mean playing "Misused 3" not "Killzone 3"?

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:30 AM

I have brick two PS3 controllers because of GTA Online :sneaky: and i have bruises all over my left hand punching the wall due to frustration trying to escaped the overpowered LSPD.

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dude! whats going on with your hand? Your little finger is unreasonably small ! 

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